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*get nailed in the face point blank by a skunk* HOLY poo poo WHAT THE HELL THIS STINGS BUT GODDAMN THIS IS AWESOME *bursts into home and furiously rubs all the people and furniture* MAN THEY ARE ALL YELLING MUST MEAN I AM loving ROCKING
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*spends 3 hours running up and down beach eating sand and drinking seawater* GETTING IN CAR, gently caress YEAH WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW *arrives at birthday party and immediately explosive diarrhea into swimming pool* HAHAHA THIS IS GREAT SO MUCH ATTENTION, NOPE CAN'T GRAB ME HUMAN I'M TOO FAST, OH YOU GOT ME HAHAHA, WAIT WHY ARE WE LEAVING SO SOON???
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PLENTY OF ROOM ON THIS CHAIR FOR BOTH OF US LET ME CLIMB ON YOU THERE WE FIT
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