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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
*Dreams all year about mid-summer cookouts where there are plenty of people not maintaining positive control of their hot-dog plates.

*Never remembers about the barfing, diarrhea, and hellish farts that follow eating 2 days worth of human food in an hour.

*Wants more and gets more from naive guests.

*All bets are off when the master forgets about leaving me unattended in the backyard with the coffee can full of collected grill grease under the grill.

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