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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Kak posted:

*chews through all of the underwear and socks*

* windowsills while a puppy*.

1k later, good boy.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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When is dinner?!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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akma posted:

Eat some of my own poop. Then go lick all the humans in the house on the hands and face if possible. Good called a good boy,.... revel in that positive reinforcement..... do it again regularly.

“Some”?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Chinatown posted:

*lays on cool tile or stone because its hot*

Looks like bad rear end sprawled across fireplace raised hearth

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Chinatown posted:

drinks water by shoving half its face into the bowl

Toilet

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Romps and plays w little and big dogs at weekend stay. Gets an A-, come again Halo! Mark on the report. But don’t eat poop!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Chief McHeath posted:

AAAAAHHHHH IM OUTSIDE AGAIN

IM GONNA JUMP IN THE FUCKIN POND OVER THERE AGAIN

THIS FUCKIN POND RUUUUUULES

AH poo poo I FUCKIN HATE SWIMMING I CANT DO IT LOOK AT ME FLAILING ABOUT HELP

RESCUE ME AGAIN

Return this lab immediately

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Icochet posted:

*invades Canada, returns Labrador to the inuits*

Is this some politics poo poo? Gtfo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Lab owners Unite

E only black labs

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Better bark at this random gust of wind outside.
Woah the human is barking too now. This gust of wind must be really dangerous. Better keep barking.

My lab won’t bark at poo poo. Maybe twice in ten years has he barked. Service repair men, squirrels, stranger cars, nothing. He’s just here to eat and have ear scratches.

Mooey Cow posted:

*lies on floor all day*

*loudly slams tail in floor when you walk by*


And this. I work at home now for a year, and I’m like dude, I’m here all the time settle down friend.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Another Bill posted:

Your lab looks sick

He has time to take it to the vet.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Enfys posted:

*snores*

*farts*

*twitches paws*

*snores*

Isn’t this all dogs? Never had anything other than a black lab

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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That’s loving animal abuse

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