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Office Pig
Aug 1, 2010

YAY!



"actually I LOVE israel" - zyklon 'ben' garrison

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

DAMN, THAT MUST BE KOOPA. I'M SURE IT'S ALSO HIM WHO'S TAKEN THE PRINCESS AWAY. OK, LET'S GO GET HIM TOGETHER!


Pillbug

lol look at that Israel map. does garrison not know where Gaza is or what?

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun


But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

lol look at that Israel map. does garrison not know where Gaza is or what?

it shook loose

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

IT'S INCISIVE COMMENTARY!


Office Pig posted:

"actually I LOVE israel" - zyklon 'ben' garrison

Plenty of conservatives love Israel and hate Jews, there's tons of precedent there

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

IT'S INCISIVE COMMENTARY!


Israel being a Jewish state means the Jesus trap is armed AND maybe some Jews move further away from them, bonus

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019


I don't hate Jews, I'm actually laughing!

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007





Sir Tonk posted:

these people make me want to build a stalinist government just to show them what oppression really looks like

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story


loquacius posted:

Plenty of conservatives love Israel and hate Jews, there's tons of precedent there

Yeah, except Ben loving hates Israel.







But he knows that he can't criticize John Kerry unless he pretends he supports Israel.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019


How do Republicans suck so hard they can't even dunk on John Kerry right the man is a joke

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

whatever marginal advantage the racial justice protestors gained from being masked was greatly outweighed by the fact that the racial justice protests were larger than the covid protests by a scale or two of magnitude





Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006




this could easily be an “Oh no! My butt!!” cartoon.

Cloks
Jan 31, 2013

Guaranteed to be right twice a day.





objectively false

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?


What % of these comics are someone watching the news and making a (not) witty comment?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

IT'S INCISIVE COMMENTARY!


Skelley is particularly bad on this point, but yeah a lot of cartoons are pretty much just self-portraits of the artist yelling a zinger at the news and being way too proud of it

Skelley's newspaper comic strip is kind of the same thing at its worst

b_d
Sep 10, 2017



loquacius posted:

Skelley's newspaper comic strip is kind of the same thing at its worst

he has a comic strip? can i see it

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

IT'S INCISIVE COMMENTARY!


I haven't seen it in years, but of course it's still going on, newspaper comics never end

https://www.comicskingdom.com/dustin

He does the writing but not the art. Dustin is theoretically about a lazy millennial Kid These Days (where These Days is ten years ago) but the obvious protagonist is Dustin's long-suffering Mary Sue dad who understands the value of work

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.




still can't believe the wikipedia article never got "fixed"

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

whatever marginal advantage the racial justice protestors gained from being masked was greatly outweighed by the fact that the racial justice protests were larger than the covid protests by a scale or two of magnitude

oh yeah smart guy how do you know dustin isnt the plucky underdog of the comic did skelley tell you

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

"...and we sent them to the nursing homes! In the middle of a pandemic!"

Some Guy TT posted:

oh yeah smart guy how do you know dustin isnt the plucky underdog of the comic did skelley tell you

i can't tell if you pissed someone off again or not lmao

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

whatever marginal advantage the racial justice protestors gained from being masked was greatly outweighed by the fact that the racial justice protests were larger than the covid protests by a scale or two of magnitude



i want to see mr anti everything in avatar form and not just because i got turned into nate silver

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

"...and we sent them to the nursing homes! In the middle of a pandemic!"

Some Guy TT posted:



i want to see mr anti everything in avatar form

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006







Young Orc


that sassy wife really owned the dems

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019


Sir Tonk posted:

that sassy wife really owned the dems

those lips

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

the blue lips are from oxygen deprivation

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna



Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012





wondered why it looked like the cartoon was soaked with a grease rag or something but on examination skelley's using the default settings sponge brush in photoshop for shading there

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

You never know
just how you look
through other people's eyes


Who's the guy with the gun? Can't quite place him.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

IT'S INCISIVE COMMENTARY!


Dr. Killjoy posted:

wondered why it looked like the cartoon was soaked with a grease rag or something but on examination skelley's using the default settings sponge brush in photoshop for shading there

skelley just knows the average american married couple is extremely sweaty

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

DAMN, THAT MUST BE KOOPA. I'M SURE IT'S ALSO HIM WHO'S TAKEN THE PRINCESS AWAY. OK, LET'S GO GET HIM TOGETHER!


Pillbug

what's uh going on with rhino Mitt's back there?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

what's uh going on with rhino Mitt's back there?

trump shot him there earlier

now he's shooting at things only he can see

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna



shirts and skins posted:

Who's the guy with the gun? Can't quite place him.

Some game show host, I think.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005



This is like the second time in as many weeks Garrison has proven he doesn't really know what a gun looks like. People like that shouldn't be allowed to wear cowboy hats.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!



ELEPHANTS DON'T RUN LIKE THAT

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


neither do rhinos

dumb rear end

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

actually elephants and rhinoceroses are basically just big cartoon dogs

I wanna know what the capitol bananas mean

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story


SniperWoreConverse posted:

I wanna know what the capitol bananas mean

"The US is a banana republic." Because as we all know, a banana republic is when the political party you don't like is in power and they pass laws you dislike.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

DAMN, THAT MUST BE KOOPA. I'M SURE IT'S ALSO HIM WHO'S TAKEN THE PRINCESS AWAY. OK, LET'S GO GET HIM TOGETHER!


Pillbug

Dustcat posted:

trump shot him there earlier

now he's shooting at things only he can see

ok but

the shotgun wound resulted in... some sort of costume peeling away?

He's saying the RINOs are rhinos in name only now? what is going on?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006







Young Orc

Tiler Kiwi posted:

ELEPHANTS DON'T RUN LIKE THAT

actually they fly like that

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin



The barrels aren't straight. The start in a column and then twist into a row.

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011


This avatar should not be read as endorsing any violence against women, only the destruction of the United States of America.


HootTheOwl posted:

The barrels aren't straight. The start in a column and then twist into a row.

yeah he started with the front and then when he got to the base he realized you shouldn't be able to see the top from that angle and just fudged it thinking no one would notice

just absolute hack poo poo

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