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Hey we should talk about political cartoons in C-SPAM so we don't have to do it in D&D Here's some basic info about some cartoon people:   Mike Ramirez likes drawing big complicated machines with little fiddly details and is horrible at caricatures and for some reason Republicans fuckin love him and idgi, plenty of right-wing assholes are better than him but hey  He's the DEBT guy.  Ted Rall is an extremely gen-x leftist slash narcissist and he is bad at art and dialogue and once made a Kickstarter for him to go on a vacation and I think one of the prizes was you get to take him out to dinner (manhattan only) but he doesn't have to talk to you if he doesn't like you. It didn't get funded. He also wrote a book about how he totally owned the poo poo out of his childhood bully, and he does not come off well in it. Has good takes every once in a while but usually ruins them somehow. D&D hates him most. Please don't spell his name wrong; it has never been funny.  Yaakov Kirschen is the Bruce Tinsley of English-language Israeli newspapers, he's old and he hates Muslims and he draws like a preschooler but sometimes he just does grandpa-level "a jewish holiday happened" cartoons that you still don't wanna read because c'mon look at this bullshit   Ben Garrison is our brave beautiful boy with a perfectly round, smooth, spherical brain, like a big pink marble. He loves big strong daddy Trump and still has faith that he will Lock Her UP any day now. He also has a big shy manbaby crush on AOC and is apparently under the impression everybody doesn't know.  Marty Two Bulls is Native and does cartoons from that perspective mostly. He's good.  Matt Bors is pretty good I guess   Clay Bennett used to be really good but then Trump got elected and his brain broke and now he puts out cartoons that are p much just lazy pictures of #resist tweets  Ann Telnaes is an ex-Disney person and her caricatures are really good even if her takes aren't much better than Bennett's a lot of the time  Matt Lubchansky is basically a C-SPAM poster, they/them plz   Bruce Tinsley is a cranky old man who is honestly mostly irrelevant but is still in every newspaper because he was ten years ago and that's all you need   Scott Stantis does Prickly City for the newspapers. He is one of those hand-wringy Never Trump types who will end up voting Trump again but complain about it constantly for years first so it's ok He doesn't draw his own poo poo anymore btw, he's old  Andy Marlette is honestly mostly boring, I only put him in the OP because cum pass lol  Darrin Bell does a newspaper cartoon that is mediocre but he is better at political cartoons  Red Panels is a Nazi and he used to be even more Nazi but he got in trouble  and now he makes cartoons that Nazis can post on Imgur without getting banned Delonas is like a British cartoonist but he's American. He's a miserable rear end in a top hat that hates everyone and everything and wants to draw grotesque ugly images so you have to look at them and suffer.  JRROSE! is the most naive innocent soul on earth and he just wants everyone to hold hands and pray good Protestant prayer together and be safe from Muslims so they can watch local Virginia college sports games on the television  henry payne loves big vroom vroom cars they go VRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM ZOOMY ZOOM beep beep honk VRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM he wants to gently caress his car and cum in it and he'll gently caress your car too so everybody lock your garage when Henry Payne is in town also his noses look a lot like dicks  Mike Lester beats his wife
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Here's some more content, the OP is curated but this is new      
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British cartoons are better than American ones, but also worse somehow    
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Hell yeah, time to  the Great $CUM PASS EditsThe original (Andy Marlette is actually making a good point here about toll roads and corruption and whatnot but completely failed to realize that he had birthed a meme) Pakled posted:I can't get over Cum Pass  , and neither could the thread:Some of my favorite edits:                Bonus for scrolling all the way to the bottom:  $CUM PASS GANG TAG In conclusion: Pakled posted:I can't get over Cum Pass
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I appreciate ben garrison, OP
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animist posted:I appreciate ben garrison, OP thank u and god bless
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Jesus someone buy Cumshitter the $CUM PASS gangtag.
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animist posted:I appreciate ben garrison, OP Don't we all? Don't be intimidated, lurkers.  Zeroisanumber posted:Jesus someone buy Cumshitter the $CUM PASS gangtag. Mods?!? WampaLord has issued a correction as of 18:23 on Apr 28, 2019 |
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Our thread mascot has some brilliant ideas for the Bernie campaign: Wow, President Voter Fraud Bernie!!! I love that literally one half of these proposed "scary" solutions are totally awesome. But don't take it from me! Ben Garrison posted:Bernie Sanders, the socialist Senator from Vermont, thinks prisoners in America should be allowed to vote—regardless of their crimes.
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I'm Ben Garrison and I think prisoners are literally animals No racist undertones there no sir
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 Bustin' makes him feel good
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I enjoy garrisons comics but not for the reasons he'd want. Although honestly the art style is pretty good even including the slightly unrealistic depictions of trump
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CODChimera posted:I enjoy garrisons comics but not for the reasons he'd want. Although honestly the art style is pretty good even including the slightly unrealistic depictions of trump The way he draws Trump is the exact same way a teenage girl would draw her crush, it's loving hilarious how he makes him a tall ripped God with magnificent flowing locks of hair. 
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CODChimera posted:slightly unrealistic lol zyklon ben is basically drawing him as The Emperor from 40k half the time dude
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WampaLord posted:lmao
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New toons! 1 2 3 4LOCK HER UP!  5 6
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i gotta give credit to the brits for at least having actual artists. i dunno why in america half of our cartoons are genuinely indistinguishable from kindergartener scrawls
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Peanut President posted:cum pass 
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Yep, that's what he said ?? I guess since it's the Post the cartoonist doesn't feel obligated to include any kind of substance
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Gazpacho posted:Yep, that's what he said ?? Get it? Trump is Satan!  So many of these are just the laziest "orange man bad" takes, don't they get tired of it?
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I was trying to find the Garrison edit where somebody yelled "YOU DON'T SEEM COKED UP" at Hillary while throwing her a bouquet labeled "SENATOR" but I can't anyway here's him totally not being horny for AOC   second one's an edit but I'm ok w that
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I stopped reading the politoons thread in 2016 and I feel like my life is less miserable for it. Nice to see my decision was justified, these guys suck still. E: Cum Pass is good though
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Went back to the 2016 thread to find some immediate post-election takes     Bors still good  This Bennett is hilarious in retrospect  Branco already whining about Trump getting unfair treatment  lol gently caress yeah
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loquacius posted:
A Great Cartoon If you are unlucky enough to have MAGA hat wearing family members, this is a perfect script, imo. Maybe leave off the bit about 9/11, this is far worse than 9/11 and we don't want to cheapen 9/11's memory.
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this is already the premier political cartoon thread online
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Fuligin posted:i gotta give credit to the brits for at least having actual artists. i dunno why in america half of our cartoons are genuinely indistinguishable from kindergartener scrawls why is the default american newspaper comic style so godawful it's like they're aping Larson with none of the charm
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Who What Now posted:This one actually got a good laugh out of me animist posted:humble thread contribution
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I'm enjoying the chance to go back in history and do like a greatest hits retrospective like, here's Red Panels / Stonetoss continuing to weaponize anime for the alt-right   this guy is really loving mad about cakes guys here's Bennett once again curling up into a tiny little ball and sobbing  here's Ramirez being a stereotype Old Man  Here's Horsey being Horsey  (AGC) here's a Lubchansky that some D&D guy got really mad at for idpol reasons  here's Delonas being literally a Simpsons joke  here's Henry Payne apparently convinced that the backlash against Betsy DeVos was proof of government corruption   this one just makes me want to fight McCoy IRL (he'd apparently be down, he told someone on Facebook to fight him once) oh hey I forgot Carlos Latuff is a literal cuck fetishist (  obv)
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This one deserved its own post, here's David Dees realizing that Donald Trump wasn't going to expel all the Jews from America
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loquacius posted:This one deserved its own post, here's David Dees realizing that Donald Trump wasn't going to expel all the Jews from America lmao, oh Dees. Props for referencing the snake poem that Trump would take great pleasure in reading during his campaign rallies. Another fun rally fact, they all ended with "You Can't Always Get What You Want" which has so many layers. https://twitter.com/RadicalPelican/status/1122645310474457088
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