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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ogantai posted:

Update on a classic:



:hai:

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

loquacius posted:

I never understood the gas-prices-to-presidential-anger pipeline

It's much like the national debt, it only counts when there's a democrat in office. I remember a meme about the difference in gas prices from when Obama took office vs. prices mid-term. This completely ignored the fact that gas prices went from historically high during his predecessor's term, as well as them dropping exceptionally low due to the crash.

*this is not a defense of Obama, it's just an observation.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Cumsagne

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Drunkboxer posted:

LIBERALS make DEBT by giving free stuff to MEXICANS

A few weeks ago I ran into an acquaintance I hadn't seen since before the pandemic. Like an idiot I asked what he'd been up to, and got an earful of how he was working under the table because we're putting all the MEXICANS up in HOTELS! :ohno:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tom Smykowski posted:

Branco nervously sweating as he gets closer to finishing the pig titties

Shouldn't a pig have like 8 titties?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:lmao:

I was seething about this a week or so ago when I saw TMZ asking Mayo Pete about his interactions with "Major The Rescue Dog"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

So, Garrison hasn't seen Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome since the early 90's has he? Because I remember Master Blaster being a whole lot more sympathetic.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

jjack229 posted:

Who is on the stump?

YOu don't recognize Obama anymore do you?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

b_d posted:

drat what did whoopi do. i thought she was collecting dust in some museum.

She was born black.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

loquacius posted:

dear lord post-trump bennett loving sucks

Bennett has sucked for way longer than that

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

That's Hillary Clinton representing the IRS isn't it?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers

:rip:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Flesh Forge posted:

thought we were supposed to support are troops

Not those troops

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ogantai posted:

Ask any janitor, the women's bathrooms are grosser.

I can attest that women's bathrooms are the second worst to clean. Airline pilots are the worst.

Also that comic would work a ton better if it dropped the last panel.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Flesh Forge posted:

what is the eight sided thing with a hole in it

That is a nut, because Donald is nutting

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

There are a lot of people who would pay good money for this

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

It keeps getting better the longer I look at it

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

WampaLord posted:

"more cops"



This cartoon is wrong, the police are doing the crimes

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

RandolphCarter posted:

peymon go to the polls

All hail Peymon!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Dr. Zaius was right the whole time TBH

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I want some Gay Year tires

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I could have sworn that Frodo survived his encounter with Shelob

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

WampaLord posted:

Jen Sorensen:



I like how the people going into the city do nothing of value

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Have you never opened a porno mag? I guess it’s been near 20 years since I’ve seen one so depending on your age maybe you haven’t

My mom threw away my best porno mag

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Garrson has never actually seen Deathrace 2000.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

SniperWoreConverse posted:

They're so incomprehensible

That's because there was a time in the 90's where everyone thought they could get into the CCG market. Snapping up IP (or creating their own (poorly)), and trying to make something divergent from Magic.

I put money into Star Wars, and boy howdy that one was so conditional that it was impossible to play, and I swear in the initial block, half of the cards required you to have other cards that were part of the "rare" list.

Thinking back on it 30 years later, it kinda is amazing that Magic managed to actually work.

There were a few games in the mid-00's that were comprehensible, but they were more like Pathfinder to D&D.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

bedpan posted:

I think Magic managed to work because it was never supposed to be collectible.

I'm pretty sure it was partially inspired by the boom in trading cards in the 80's and 90's, and if that's not collectable, I don't know what is.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I like how he can't even make a flattering caricature of Bannon

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Kitfox88 posted:

whoa, blue helmet. been a while since the un was a boogeyman

The UN has been a boogeyman since at least the 90's

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

VitalSigns posted:

It's also a pun, "Big Mike" is a banana variety

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana

I don't think Garrison put that much thought into it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Uncle Wemus posted:

How do George's posts get 6k likes

Shitheads

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Cloks posted:



the "i'm science" thing is probably conservatives declaring that science as a concept is used to provide cover for any decision fauci makes

Coco is a lovely name for a cat, there I said it

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

spacemang_spliff posted:

a local shelter has two kitties up for adoption named Bathtub and Faucet which are great names

I dated someone who's cats were named Bacardi and Soccer Ball. Bacardi was the smart one, and this was like 2006, so whenever I did a voice for him it was pretty much just Stewie Griffin.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Flesh Forge posted:

yes like, in the scene right after this they blow the shark to bits

Garrison hasn't seen Jaws in 30 years

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Every movie that starts like this ends up with the green car saving the day and getting the girl.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I don't remember copaganda in Garfield and Friends. The Real Ghostbusters were definitely ghost cops though

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Good soup! posted:

Good thing he voted for Biden

Why would you do that?!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tag yourself, I'm "books"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

loquacius posted:

"no turbines" meaning no green energy also "clean water" meaning no dirty energy. Increasingly curious how these happy farmers are getting and fueling their post-industrial equipment :thunk:

That tractor hasn't worked in 70 years, so it's rusting away, like the bodies of Globalist Scumbags

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Gravid Topiary posted:

twitter cropping gets rid of the happy skeleton w/ glasses, terrible!


Lots of children: Locally produced chemical-free food

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