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Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
born dumb trained retarded

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Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

r u ready to WALK posted:

Those are definitely not bad dogs, they are providing a very important service.
If pitbulls weren't constantly eating babies the trailer parks would overcrowd and starve.

:yikes:

ashrum3
Feb 16, 2019
never meet a bad dog only confused and lonely ones

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Who What Now posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:hai:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
my neighbor has a pathetic pomeranian chihuahua mix. It barks at literally everything, sorry, not barks but yips. You can hear it from inside their house being an obnoxious waste of carbon. In response to the above post, this dog is neither confused nor lonely, just really really loving stupid. Hell, it might actually be diabolical in its desire to ruin every nice day ever with its endless cacophony.

Not all dogs are good, this dog is very bad. It really should have never existed in the first place and the only place to lay blame is on man trying to be god, but in their hubris to control life they delved deeper then any human ever should have.


This Summer:
Pomhuahua 2: It Eats Its Own Poo

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Clawtopsy posted:

born dumb trained retarded

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

BaconCopter posted:

my neighbor has a pathetic pomeranian chihuahua mix. It barks at literally everything, sorry, not barks but yips. You can hear it from inside their house being an obnoxious waste of carbon. In response to the above post, this dog is neither confused nor lonely, just really really loving stupid. Hell, it might actually be diabolical in its desire to ruin every nice day ever with its endless cacophony.

Not all dogs are good, this dog is very bad. It really should have never existed in the first place and the only place to lay blame is on man trying to be god, but in their hubris to control life they delved deeper then any human ever should have.


This Summer:
Pomhuahua 2: It Eats Its Own Poo

You have my total sympathy.

Somehow tiny dog barks cannot be ignored. My mom's bitch has a particularly shrill frantic tone

She means it
She's barking "gently caress off" afaik

:(

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
All dogs are bad, HTH

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I'd upload a pic of my dog being awesome but I just can't fight with imgur and the awful app so just imagine a grey dog on a porch squinting at you

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Glenn Quebec posted:

I'd upload a pic of my dog being awesome but I just can't fight with imgur and the awful app so just imagine a grey dog on a porch squinting at you

Sounds like a bad dog to me

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Iron Crowned posted:

Sounds like a bad dog to me

He's a mongrel mutthound for sure.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

All dogs are bad, HTH

you are a consistently awful poster

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Clawtopsy posted:

born dumb trained retarded

Gobblecoque posted:

Don't sign you are posts

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Dogs own, but I got an irrational hatred for pugs. Stupid little turd looking, turd for brains, all around turdy fuckers. They're like a normal dog stuffed in a car press and then lobotomized. They can't help it so I rub their bellies all the same, but I think people who get them are bitches.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I think we can give dogs pets and treat them well while at the same time agreeing that they're abominations and a sin of man against nature.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Chinatown posted:

you are a consistently awful poster

pot kettle etc

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I am a dog walker by trade

https://twitter.com/prettyuglyart/status/1122532889835524099?s=21

There are no bad dogs

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

vyst posted:

pot kettle etc

you will regret this!!!

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4


bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uua7RKUGZ2E

bad dog factory

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

ouch, what a "ruff" break

thats a doggone shame

if they were hoping not to get viciously mauled to death those girls were definitely "barking up the wrong tree"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've heard of man bite dog - but dog bite baby? this is crazy

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
all chihuahuas are bad. there are no exceptions. also police dogs are good dogs that are corrupted by evil.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Any little poo poo dog carried around by a fat 40-something who claims it's an "emotional support" dog but is not, in any way trained as a service animal. Your teacup poodle is not servicing anything more than your desire to carry a dog around in your purse.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Not every dog sucks but most do. I'd punch every dog in this thread given the opportunity. Get cats people.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Space Race Riot posted:

Not every dog sucks but most do. I'd punch every dog in this thread given the opportunity. Get cats people.

Please do. Please punch the pitbulls that mauled multiple people in the face. Put them in their place with a single powerful uppercut.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Dandywalken posted:

Please do. Please punch the pitbulls that mauled multiple people in the face. Put them in their place with a single powerful uppercut.

I actually did get attacked by 2 pit bulls at the same time a few times years back. Punching doesn't work all that well. I didn't like dogs before that incident but I hate them now. I hope someone in this thread gets eaten by their beloved pit bull

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Space Race Riot posted:

I actually did get attacked by 2 pit bulls at the same time a few times years back. Punching doesn't work all that well. I didn't like dogs before that incident but I hate them now. I hope someone in this thread gets eaten by their beloved pit bull

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Pretty dog, I'll admit. He will eat you soon regardless.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Space Race Riot posted:

Pretty dog, I'll admit. He will eat you soon regardless.



Excuse the mess I was reorganizing.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Son of Rodney posted:

Dogs own, but I got an irrational hatred for pugs. Stupid little turd looking, turd for brains, all around turdy fuckers. They're like a normal dog stuffed in a car press and then lobotomized. They can't help it so I rub their bellies all the same, but I think people who get them are bitches.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

Space Race Riot posted:

Get cats people.

Ew, no

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Both cats and dogs are hosed up and vile in their own ways, you learn this during an animal sciences degree.

Stop trying to compete morons.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

See: Gorillas grabbing handfuls of poo poo and just gobbling it back up.

I haven't been to a Cracker Barrel in a while.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hope pitbulls get genocided just so people shut up about them

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Blast of Confetti posted:

hope pitbulls get genocided just so people shut up about them

They kind of already are if you look at the stats of which breed gets euthed the most often. :(

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Both cats and dogs are hosed up and vile in their own ways, you learn this during an animal sciences degree.

Stop trying to compete morons.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Space Race Riot posted:

I actually did get attacked by 2 pit bulls at the same time a few times years back.

You probably deserved it. Hth

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

No one wants to see your dog or it's dick

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