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pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Can you make one bar height? I'll just duck under it and use a bar stool.

# ? May 3, 2019 01:41

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:27

Manifisto

you people keep asking for customizations. you don't get it, this is the Forever desk, it has been perfected. we are not going to compromise our purity of design for your gripes and belly-aches.

# ? May 3, 2019 01:49

Manifisto

steve jobs himself once said that he would not care to improve it, that's how good it is

# ? May 3, 2019 01:51

Farecoal: There he go

Manifisto posted:

you people keep asking for customizations. you don't get it, this is the Forever desk, it has been perfected. we are not going to compromise our purity of design for your gripes and belly-aches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRhZCzDvvXs

# ? May 3, 2019 01:58

Robot Made of Meat

Manifisto posted:

never run out of desk space again! the Forever desk is endlessly convenient!

The panoptidesk (panoptiduck sold seperately).

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? May 3, 2019 02:28

Manifisto

"obviously, the convenience is hard to beat . . . but to be honest it's a little dicey, that thing is very sensitive, it goes off for . . . like . . . no reason"

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 21:34 on May 3, 2019

# ? May 3, 2019 21:13

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

"obviously, the convenience is hard to beat . . . but to be honest it's a little dicey, that thing is very sensitive, it goes off for . . . like . . . no reason"

lol

byob project: put these all into the format of a catalog and then print some and leave them in random places for people to find

# ? May 3, 2019 21:40

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

lol

byob project: put these all into the format of a catalog and then print some and leave them in random places for people to find

as an aside I learned recently that in furniture catalogs and whatnot, including specifically ikea, everything is a render. they don't use photos anymore, it's apparently cheaper and more flexible to make it all in software.

# ? May 3, 2019 21:44

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

as an aside I learned recently that in furniture catalogs and whatnot, including specifically ikea, everything is a render. they don't use photos anymore, it's apparently cheaper and more flexible to make it all in software.

much like your posting

# ? May 3, 2019 22:01

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

much like your posting

# ? May 3, 2019 22:02

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

much like your posting

# ? May 3, 2019 22:56

Goons Are Gifts

woah

# ? May 4, 2019 01:10

Manifisto

one of the nice features of the EZ-Slant� bookshelf is that when the retaining wires break (and they will break, especially if you use too many books or just kinda heavy ones), they are easily replaced with inexpensive fishing wire.

# ? May 6, 2019 22:02

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

one of the nice features of the EZ-Slant� bookshelf is that when the retaining wires break (and they will break, especially if you use too many books or just kinda heavy ones), they are easily replaced with inexpensive fishing wire.

is this also poorly weighted on the backside so that it tips easily and potentially crushes small people and/or children?

# ? May 6, 2019 22:11

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

is this also poorly weighted on the backside so that it tips easily and potentially crushes small people and/or children?

it is carefully weighted on the backside so that it tips easily. why make things hard on the poor furniture movers?

also you can adjust the shelves to any height you like, so long as you like the factory height

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 6, 2019 22:14

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

it is carefully weighted on the backside so that it tips easily. why make things hard on the poor furniture movers?

also you can adjust the shelves to any height you like, so long as you like the factory height

take my money please, i'm very interested

# ? May 6, 2019 22:20

Manifisto

another bonus: the failures do not ALWAYS cascade, sometimes the lower shelves manage to hang on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1GVUX0ZCI0

# ? May 7, 2019 18:09

Manifisto

it's bad . . . because it doesn't exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YxPlHAfBpM

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 8, 2019 00:14

alnilam

lol

# ? May 8, 2019 01:45

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Manifisto posted:

one of the nice features of the EZ-Slant® bookshelf is that when the retaining wires break (and they will break, especially if you use too many books or just kinda heavy ones), they are easily replaced with inexpensive fishing wire.

Lmao hold up I'm dling blender tn

# ? May 8, 2019 02:27