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I watch these things, I don't know why I started but I do. It helps me relax before bed even if it makes me feel like an idiot. The problem is I was watching a top tier ASMR of a Turkish barber giving another man a face massage. I almost would rather have been caught watching porn. She laughed at me and called me a weirdo but I guess now it's in the open so I'll make a thread. Some of these are incredibly corny and / or stupid but I've made peace with that. What the gently caress is ASMR? It stands for "Autonomous sensory meridian response" which is a fancy way of saying "sounds that make you feel good." It's basically a form of hypnosis - so if you're the type who likes hypnosis poo poo then you might be into this. Everyone seems to respond differently to different "stimuli." Massage videos do it for me mostly, but also the unintentional stuff such as people speaking with soothing voices. (Bob Ross) "Normal" videos Just google ASMR and a million cute girls blowing air into their microphone and tapping on random stuff with their nails will come up. I generally don't like these too much because I feel like they're trying too hard and the girls are usually smokeshows and it's distracting. That being said there are some decent ones out there, some even do themed videos like space travel concierge or medieval inn wench. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbdH_JZaJLA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k56SZzysRZY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__GhrWO_mg4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oapgiZc5i-g Massage videos This is the good stuff, it's usually someone getting a massage with the audio recording at / around their ears. This poo poo does it for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4323J5E2pE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgkROPilUMc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4HI4aGG5WI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_cKGUM5SzI Chiropractor videos Some people get off to the cracking. The chiropractors are acutely aware of how attractive some of their patients are, which is why they were selected to go up on the internet. The first one is the best I've found. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6E5d9mYAjQ (skip to 19m) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZHbaN3wEo4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxjvs-ed6Ss Alternative healing videos This woman is here to give us ASMR before the cult leader takes her to the comet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKnuw9jm_y8 Unintentional ASMR This is the good stuff. Just videos of people and things which hit the triggers without them trying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzmbwRNfmA "Mor at the mall" Israeli kiosk goddess does some stuff to a guy who doesn't remember his name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrKbOF3vHo8 Cranial nerve exam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4l4khCUnIM&t=4s Suit fitting, good poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdRJqbB0ZyA Another cranial exam from a British chick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlucWfTUo1A Bob loving Ross
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Shameful
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May 1, 2019 02:31
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Did you cum?
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Wait a minute Aren't you young and all lonely and depressed? Or is that a different goon?
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what did your wife's boyfriend think about it
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Chief McHeath posted:Did you cum? Yes, but that was before the Turkish head massages. Can't go into those with a loaded gun. guestimate posted:Wait a minute Not me, but that could be anyone in GBS so I understand the confusion.
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May 1, 2019 02:36
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Get ready to sign the divorce papers OP
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i can't listen to these for more than 5 seconds before I feel to urge to scream, do I have autism or something or this the same for everyone else?
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How much do you pay monthly for gofundme?
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Kak posted:what did your wife's boyfriend think about it    
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hell yea bmsr rules https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j91F4fBuwzA
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You're getting scammed
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Now this is how you self own 😂
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxjvs-ed6Ss&t=936s this is not ASMR
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is there ASMR porn
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Sorry about your weird fetish son. Edit: Chinatown posted:is there ASMR porn You know there is
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Chinatown posted:is there ASMR porn Wait I’ve been viewing incorrectly
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BMSR fuckin rules, almost as much as Tobacco. Funky Kong is ok too. ASMR is alright. Thanks for reading this post.
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Chinatown posted:is there ASMR porn  https://www.xvideos.com/video46787625/asmr_3dio_cosplay_welma_scooby-doo_welma_safadinha_fazendo-te_gozar_gostoso_teasing_queen
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May 1, 2019 02:50
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op i bet that your wife is actually totally cool with it because if you jerk off to weird sounds on your telephone she won't have to come up with a different way of telling you that she doesn't want to have sex with you
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required: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
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May 1, 2019 02:54
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Psa: asmr is not a replacement for quality and frequent mental healthcare.
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https://twitter.com/RandallOtisTV/status/1110947319938248704
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i wish i was retarded
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Space Jam posted:i wish i was retarded Yeah but the taxes are killer.
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Divorce your wife, cut all contact op
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Maria owns also I liked the gleisa 98 space travel poo poo is so good man makes me feel relaxed. The ephemeral rift guy is good and funny. It is definitely an art. Very relaxing stuff.
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Burt Sexual posted:Psa: asmr is not a replacement for quality and frequent mental healthcare. "im sorry we dont take that insurance"
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I still say it hits the same center of your brain that shushing does when you're a little baby
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Chinatown posted:"im sorry we dont take that insurance" Understood, healthcare sucks here
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its a sex thing
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:its a sex thing (mental health)
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What's that word for when someone embarrasses themselves so hard that it makes everyone else uncomfortable?
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Rad-daddio posted:What's that word for when someone embarrasses themselves so hard that it makes everyone else uncomfortable? It’s German I know
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Here to show my support for Goodnight Moon who makes some really great skits.
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My wife watches ASMR stuff all the time. By proxy I found a couple videos that put me right to dang sleep so I'm not gonna judge you, OPGatts posted:Here to show my support for Goodnight Moon who makes some really great skits. Is this the lady who did the innkeeper videos? If so, I always thought those were pretty cute little bits and also they make me go to sleep fast
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asmr is like people who think cilantro tastes like soap. y'all are all lying trying to act cool with your special mouths or pervert(it's not sexual, they all insist!) brains
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i've always wondered if anyone who ever was into this poo poo has ever done psychedelics and had that effect where you everything sounds like you are in the womb. i assume the draw is just that, embryonic baby flushed into the world with new ears listening to everything with that crazy ultra hearing. its weird people are into it i guess but there is a legit "sound that is hard to describe" that you hear from the real world in a certain semi-unconcious states (verge of passing out, lack of blood flow, meditative, psychedleic) that sounds alot like what asmr is replicating. it isn't quite right though. i bet i could do it better... no pubes yet sorry fucked around with this message at 03:59 on May 1, 2019 |
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why do people get so worked up over asmr lmao
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Skypie posted:My wife watches ASMR stuff all the time. By proxy I found a couple videos that put me right to dang sleep so I'm not gonna judge you, OP She does the Innkeeper vids and if you follow her vids, she's got a whole storyline that starts to build up that's pretty neat. Starting from the Halloween one onwards it gets cool. The Nightshade Witch is my fave.
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