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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


TODAY is day 860 of the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump's Administration
:siren: THERE HAVE BEEN 14088+7177+7690+3728+7086+2970+946+2618+3227+2966+3087+2069+992+3634+3440+3003+3306+3217+3220+3362+2968+3437+2999+3731+2790+2770+2603+2546= 105,670 PAGES OF TRUMP THREAD AS OF THIS THREAD:siren:

This is an average of 63.44 pages of President Donald John Trump a day.


[extremely Majel Barrett voice:] Previously on Trump thread...



And now the conclusion.


This is the thread for May 2019 where we discuss the various hijinks our Nazi president gets up to. Between now and May 31st will be another 3,000 pages of quality #content as we analyze the strategic genius of the guy who almost certainly has poo poo his pants about three times today alone.

Here's some pictures of our special guy:








Commentaria in Apocalypsin:

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume I -- Dawn of the Escalator
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume II -- The End of All Things
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume III -- A Guide for Post-Apocalyptic Living
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume IV -- The Edge of the AbyssThat's Very Strange, This Entire Thread Is Blank!
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume V -- Wet Hot American Summer (of Piss)
TRMUP!: Pardoning Dog Murderers to Counter Program Hurricanes
TRMUP!: "Greatest Mass Shooting in American History! Record breaking!"
TRMUP!: October 2017: LFG for Mana Fort Raid
TRMUP!: November 2017: A Healthy Debate on Child loving
TRMUP!: December 2017: I didn't want that safety net anyway.
TRMUP!: January 2018: A Very Stable Genius Shuts Down America
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 1: A Brief Respite of Murder the ghost of aatrek haunts this thread
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 2: A Hopeless Situation
TRMUP!: March 2018: Mustache Questions for War Criminals
TRMUP!: April 2018: It's a Little Tough to Watch
TRMUP!: May 2018: "meltdown" "may"
TRMUP!: June 2018: The Un-decnuclearizeable Kimmy Un & Trumpcentration Camps
TRMUP!: July 2018: GET ME A COKE, PLEASE
TRMUP!: August 2018: Gone McBrain
TRMUP!: September 2018: Kav Maga
TRMUP!: October 2018: Mohammed Bone Sawman
TUBP!: November 2018: very legal & very cool
TRMUP!: December 2018: Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?
TRMUP!: January 2019: Real Piss Tape is Very Real
TRMUP!: February 2019: Cohen' insane
TURDL!: March 2019: No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION.
TUMPF!: April 2019: Okay, Maybe a Little Obstruction

A Word from the Admins:

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The admins are going to be extremely down on anyone who accuses another poster of doing sex crimes or w/e ITT if they can't back it up with something. We do not know any of your backstories or offsite lives. If you have that kind of problem with another poster, for the love of god just please have something to show us so we can do anything other than go "oh, okay" and then shrug. We can't magically judge situations without any sort of evidence. You won't be punished if you PM me or anyone, even if it's just to say "I heard that..." without any evidence. That's fine. But if you post an accusation like that in this thread and can't or won't try and back it up we have to ban you because otherwise the whole forum falls apart. I know people feel strongly about this sort of thing, so all I ask is that everyone have some patience and understanding that we don't all have access to the same info.

Nichael has issued a correction as of 22:36 on May 31, 2019

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
how could nichael do this to me





Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


drink up

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Oven Wrangler
let me be the first to say: TRUMP!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


how i feel when trump tweets in may
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg4YrOlAkds

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

shut up, nichael!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Abolish Delaware

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Addamere posted:

Abolish Delaware

end our misery, mr. president

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
got caught lying to congress? lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

got caught lying to congress? lol



no big deal :lol:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nichael please edit in the day of our lord's reign into the thread title tia and g*d bless

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trump

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



:matters:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ᴮᵉʳⁿⁱᵉ ˢᵃⁿᵈᵉʳˢ

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Quotin right here, bernard sanders is gonna lose to joseph biden lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



is this the official May trup thread

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

gently caress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i mean imagine how washed up and not good u have to be to lose to loving biden i mean c'mon hahahahahahahaha

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

rated 5 for hamberders

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Nichael posted:

no big deal :lol:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Schnorkles posted:

Quotin right here, bernard sanders is gonna lose to joseph biden lmao

this makes me sad

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Addamere posted:

Nichael please edit in the day of our lord's reign into the thread title tia and g*d bless

i can't change the title so I put it at the top of the post

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

Quotin right here, bernard sanders is gonna lose to joseph biden lmao

please no

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

no you're melting down, i'm laughing

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe
first page post!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nichael posted:

i can't change the title so I put it at the top of the post

hopefully we can get skull dot gif to do it

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Trump threads akimbo

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Karl Barks posted:

no you're melting down, i'm laughing

good evening mr greenwald

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
a cop was finally convicted of murder for wrongfully shooting a civilian

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-...lL6TtsxKD9r1nKo

it was the black muslim cop who shot a white lady

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
3k pages this time, stop lurking.

https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/fakes/biden_trump_hug.mp4

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

april posting in the may thread

folks I procrastinated like hell and got my work project and canadian taxes done on the last possible day (today, soon yesterday)

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
dear forum cops, we need to make the trump thread great again folks and step one in that effort is to abolish delaware but step two is to keep the current day in the reign of our lords empire updated in the thread title, tia and g*d bless

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

trump

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



dimbal blimp

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