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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > May Current Events: John Ratcliffe the Coward (R-TX 4) has no balls
 
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Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

McNally posted:

Someone in my Gold Star Facebook group put together a spreadsheet of all the Congressfuckers who haven't cosponsored HR 553. Instead of listing names, I'm going to list Congressional Districts.

If you live in one of the following districts, please ask your Congressfucker why they're a lovely loving human being.

Alabama: 4th, 6th
Arizona: 5th, 6th, 9th
California: 1st, 2nd, 7th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th, 27th, 30th, 33rd, 34th, 35th, 38th, 43rd, 45th, 46th, 47th, 50th
Connecticut: 1st, 5th
Florida: 3rd, 5th, 11th, 12th, 19th, 21st, 23rd, 24th, 27th
Georgia: 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 13th, 14th
Idaho: 1st
Illinois: 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 11th, 14th, 16th, 17th, 18th
Indiana: 1st, 6th, 9th
Kansas: 3rd, 4th
Kentucky: 4th, 5th
Louisiana: 1st, 3rd, 6th
Maine: 2nd
Maryland: 1st, 5th, 6th
Massachusetts: 1st, 3rd, 7th, 9th
Michigan: 3rd, 13th, 14th
Minnesota: 1st, 3rd, 5th, 6th
Mississippi: 2nd, 3rd
Missouri: 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th
Nebraska: 1st, 3rd
New Hampshire: 2nd
New Jersey: 9th
New Mexico: 2nd, 3rd
New York: 1st, 4th, 5th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 25th, 26th, 27th
North Carolina: 1st, 5th, 6th, 10th
Ohio: 2nd, 4th, 7th, 8th, 11th, 12th, 16th
Oklahoma: 3rd, 5th
Oregon: 3rd
Pennsylvania: 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 7th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 13th, 18th
South Carolina: 1st, 6th, 7th
South Dakota: You only have the one
Texas: 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 9th, 13th, 14th, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 24th, 27th, 29th, 30th, 35th, 36th
Virginia: 4th
Washington: 7th, 8th, 9th
Wisconsin: 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th

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Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

The juvenile shooter at the stem school was a girl.

That's a little different.

The first school shooter was a girl, we are returning to our roots.

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Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

McNally posted:

In slightly better news, HR 553 is up to 285 cosponsors. We're five away from the magic number.

Latest non-sponsor list:

Alabama: 4th, 6th
Arizona: 5th, 6th, 9th
California: 2nd, 10th, 11th, 12th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th, 27th, 30th, 33rd, 34th, 35th, 43rd, 45th, 46th, 47th, 50th
Connecticut: 1st, 5th
Florida: 3rd, 5th, 11th, 19th, 23rd, 24th, 27th
Georgia: 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 13th, 14th
Idaho: 1st
Illinois: 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 11th, 14th, 16th, 17th, 18th
Indiana: 1st, 6th, 9th
Kansas: 3rd, 4th
Kentucky: 4th, 5th
Louisiana: 3rd, 6th
Maine: 2nd
Maryland: 1st, 5th,
Massachusetts: 1st, 3rd, 7th, 9th
Michigan: 3rd, 13th, 14th
Minnesota: 5th, 6th
Mississippi: 2nd, 3rd
Missouri: 5th, 6th
Nebraska: 1st, 3rd
New Hampshire: 2nd
New Jersey: 9th
New Mexico: 2nd, 3rd
New York: 1st, 4th, 5th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 25th, 27th
North Carolina: 1st, 5th, 6th, 10th
Ohio: 2nd, 4th, 7th, 8th, 11th, 12th, 16th
Oklahoma: 3rd, 5th
Oregon: 3rd
Pennsylvania: 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 13th, 18th
South Carolina: 6th, 7th
South Dakota: You only have the one
Texas: 3rd, 4th, 7th, 9th, 13th, 14th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 27th, 29th, 30th, 35th, 36th
Washington: 7th, 8th, 9th
Wisconsin: 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th

Called IL-8 and left a message. Again.

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Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

McNally posted:


And as a reminder:

Texas Congressman John Ratcliffe has no testicles.

Congressman John Ratcliffe (R-TX 4) is bereft of gonads.

Congressman John Ratcliffe of Texas' 4th Congressional District has no balls.

Congressman John Ratcliffe, Republican from the 4th Congressional District of Texas, is a scared little girl who hides in his office from Gold Star widows.

Congressman John Ratcliffe, Texas 4th, is a coward.
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Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
 John Ratcliffe, noted coward, fled from the gold star widows he was trying to use as a political prop.

While making his escape he dove from a second floor window. Instead of falling to the ground, he extended the empty flap of skin between his legs, that would normally contain testicles, and glided safely to the ground like his far more likable cousin, the flying squirrel.

Unlike other Rodentia though John Ratcliffe (R-TX 4) has no balls.

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