May Current Events: John Ratcliffe the Coward (R-TX 4) has no balls

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Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1123540207104667649?s=19

Saving money by ???

loving what

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Jungle war woo

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/stat...ingawful.com%2F

loving what

This loving administration

Hey at least all those Vietnam Era tactics we train to in the rescue community will be valid again! Let's see how long it takes to get another rescue helicopter shot down by an air to air missile.

# ¿ May 1, 2019 15:12

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:05

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Gahahaha Stephen Moore "wrote" this withdrawal letter

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1124003055878516738?s=19

Even ignoring the lies, holy hell @ Trumponomics

# ¿ May 2, 2019 19:46

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CoffeeQaddaffi posted:

Newsradio lost a lot of what made it really good when Hartman died. Foley and Root were still amazing, but without the presence that Hartman had it just wasn't the same.

In retrospect I love Jon Lovitz as the replacement. That he smashed Andy Dick's face into a bar is just wonderful and it makes him a hero in my eyes.

# ¿ May 3, 2019 06:00

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUU

I loving hate my countrymen and their disgusting hypocrisy and willful ignorance and racism and hatred and just literally everything else about them

# ¿ May 5, 2019 22:50

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Chichevache posted:

Well I guess I hate you too then.

Cool

# ¿ May 6, 2019 00:04

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

gently caress yeah pardoning war crimes let's keep this train a running, obviously Robert bales killed those kids in self defense

# ¿ May 7, 2019 04:12

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

orange juche posted:

The amazing thing is I didn't realize how hosed up it was until I moved away from that and got my head screwed on straight by being literally anywhere but northeastern GA. Boiling frog analogy but with racism basically.

Athens is the closest thing you get to progressive and it's still full of racist rear end fucks.

# ¿ May 8, 2019 02:10

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

bulletsponge13 posted:

I'm ok so long as it keeps the damage being done to our country as a whole to a minimum until we can get the Orange fucker out of office next year.

I don't think we are going to remove him, but so long as he's focused on this dumb poo poo, he's not putting our dick in another war, at least for the moment.

How sad is it that we are at societal damage control?

Don't worry, it sounds like we're getting ready for "Distraction War v5.0" with Iran

# ¿ May 8, 2019 17:00

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

FrozenVent posted:

How is USAJFKSWCS a real abbreviation?

US Army John F Kennedy Special Warfare Center and School is a lot longer

# ¿ May 8, 2019 19:17

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Giving the bride and groom a set of knives

Best thing you've ever posted

# ¿ May 9, 2019 16:34

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Crakkerjakk posted:

a few high profile scandals of the very wealthy in France committing tax fraud and facing no consequences for it.

And people cared about this?

# ¿ May 10, 2019 15:38

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Crakkerjakk posted:

When combined with everything else, meaningfully increased price of filling up cars, and being ruled over by aloof autocratic dickheads, some apparently, yes.

I feel like most news (not just about this, and not any particular news outlet) is terrible about providing context. It's usually just 'here's a thing that happened, one guest says one thing about it, another guest says the complete opposite thing, thanks for tuning in!'. They don't talk about what happened the year before and how that led to current thing being a big deal.

You don't get mass movements based on one-off things. It's about what's been happening over time and even a lot of members may not be able to clearly articulate 'this happening led to this happening led to this happening and now we're fighting cops in the streets/real wages have been stagnant for 50 years/etc.'

I was being sarcastic, my dude.

# ¿ May 10, 2019 16:45

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Crakkerjakk posted:

Sorry mang. Only the first paragraph was actually directed at you, the rest was just kind of me navel gazing.

No worries! My sarcasm was just a comment on how our country has decided to ignore that exact problem and in fact encourage it, especially when it comes to our president.

# ¿ May 10, 2019 17:11

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

It's not the newest but it's still great. It's already in use in the discord

# ¿ May 11, 2019 08:13

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Under audit for 3 years :thunk:

# ¿ May 11, 2019 21:00

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Jfc 34 new posts in the CE thread

33 about backpacks and poo poo

Why don't you fuckin guys so start a thread "The Backpacks and More Megathread: PYF gear!" or some poo poo

# ¿ May 12, 2019 21:00

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

FAUXTON posted:

sorry nobody asked for purse opinions

Dusted by heteronormative cisgender role-shaming

drat

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1127317840862830598?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

# ¿ May 12, 2019 21:05

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

that guy should get a medal

Please do not encourage Brian Kolfage. Dude is a massive piece of poo poo.

# ¿ May 12, 2019 23:59

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

shame on an IGA posted:

Ollie North, refusing to go quietly, has leaked to the WSJ expense reports showing Wayne LaPierre billing the NRA for $39,000 of clothing in a single day.

Please keep devouring each other you traitorous shits.

I hope they collapse into the gaping maw of their own treachery

# ¿ May 13, 2019 00:09

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Poor people need to stay poor so that I can be the only one with nice things

If everyone else had what I have I wouldn't be special anymore

# ¿ May 13, 2019 04:06

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Rich people not knowing how "sacrifice" works for people who don't make 7 figures, it must be a day that ends in Y.

# ¿ May 13, 2019 17:35

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Stultus Maximus posted:

I... I thought it was a parody account.

It's not and I'm betting neither is the "Advancing Australia" account posting conspiracy theories about the "Bilderberg Group" in the comments.

# ¿ May 13, 2019 17:40

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Oh, cool.

Cool cool cool.

# ¿ May 14, 2019 01:52

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/realsteveyoung1...ingawful.com%2F

https://twitter.com/realsteveyoung1/status/1128289644578164737?s=19

Lol

# ¿ May 14, 2019 16:22

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

bengy81 posted:

Everything being a subscription is the worst.
I miss just buying a software key and being done with it.
Next console generation is gonna totally revolve around a monthly subscription to play first party games.
Cant wait ti see what else gets a monthly monetization fee!

The only reason my laptop has ms office anymore is because the company pays for licenses. Mine expired a year ago so I had been using OpenOffice.

gently caress software subscription fees

# ¿ May 14, 2019 21:38

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

orange juche posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong as 2001 and 2003 news casts are a bit fuzzy to me but isn't that exactly how both Afghanistan and Iraq wars got started

It's certainly how morons thought it was going to get started. Apparently our crazy sniper kill teams and special forces are somehow getting into Iran undetected by air and ground detection and threat systems. And it's easy, just chop the head off the snake, obvs! If you do that, the whole thing collapses!

# ¿ May 15, 2019 04:16

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Have you dickheads never heard of Space Camp?

# ¿ May 15, 2019 19:05

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Casimir Radon posted:

JINX AND JESUS ARE FRIENDS! JINX WILL MAKE SURE THOSE SLUTS KEEP THEIR BABIES!

I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in the region.

# ¿ May 15, 2019 19:12

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

So, based on current climate change estimates, never

# ¿ May 16, 2019 01:13

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

shame on an IGA posted:

Hey guys guess what

Donald Trump is now the NSC's voice of reasoned restraint.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/443978-trump-frustrated-with-advisors-over-iran-wants-to-speak-to-iranian

# ¿ May 16, 2019 18:28

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Naramyth posted:

Chyrstal? loving white people

Fairly certain it's just a typo of "Chrystal"

# ¿ May 17, 2019 17:55

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Cool, if he does that, wonder what's gonna happen to the SEALs who ratted on the dude

Maybe the guys he pardons can get together afterwards and all form a little group. A cabal, if you will.

# ¿ May 19, 2019 06:20

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Those marines that are mentioned at the end aren’t war criminals anymore than the rest of us.

I hate trump but glad their names will be cleared.

Hrm yes I too have pissed on the bodies of the men I killed

# ¿ May 19, 2019 06:44

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

It's jacket weather in Vegas this week (at least in the evenings). It was 97 two weeks ago. It should be inching closer and closer to the 100+ range but nope.

# ¿ May 21, 2019 06:01

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Stravag posted:

Well poo poo that's more proof than congress is working with

No, see, if global warming real how come Vegas cold checkmate liberals

# ¿ May 21, 2019 06:22

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/jondotd/status/1130803463514992640

De Blasio finally reaching out and capturing that elusive suspenders and checkered Vans slip-ons vote; we’ll see if he can pick it up up for the rest of the vote as well.

# ¿ May 21, 2019 16:08

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

If he swings through town with Reel Big Fish, I might go, but he's like, 26th on my list to vote for, behind Sasquatch.

Side note, my friend's Ska band once opened for RBF, and stole a huge bottle of vodka off their tour bus afterwards.

# ¿ May 21, 2019 18:13

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1130631604475486208

Hey this seems normal and OK and presidential.

The biggest problem is the large portion of the country who buy this and support him wholeheartedly

# ¿ May 22, 2019 00:57

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/1131057670222311426?s=19

# ¿ May 22, 2019 15:39

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:05

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Casimir Radon posted:

When I went through AF Basic in 2008 I just stayed back in the dorm. Got harrassed for being an atheist by a few idiots. The main instigator was some 27 year old dumbfuck from Arkansas who was very excited about the idea of being able to wear service dress to church. I looked him up recently and he bitched out with a medical retirement sometime around the 8 year mark.

When I went in 04 I went to the protestant service just so I could not be getting yelled at for like an hour. If we stayed in the dorms our instructors would make us clean and yell at us while we did.

To this day the only scenes I've ever seen of Mel Gibson's The Patriot are what I saw in that church

# ¿ May 23, 2019 04:16

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