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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



You can really hear those 4 guitars at work

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ArtVandelay
Jul 13, 2004

I guess it's a stupid question, but how do you have DJ Khalid as a musical guest? He doesn't sing or rap. He doesn't write or produce music. He hasn't been an actual DJ in like 15 years. He's barely even a hype man anymore. His name just attracts huge musical guests, that's it. Are the Beatles and David Bowie going to resurrect and sing on the same stage as Beyonce and Rihanna while he yells WE DA BEST MUSIC?

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

That bit with Leslie Jones getting slapped to learn etiquette was suuuuuuuper cringe, like "yikes" level. Talk about a really bad look.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why does this Trump Rally look like he's in front of a green screen?

Edit: Pikachu can get it.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 05:23 on May 12, 2019

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
"Hi, Colin, happy Mother's Day..."
"Thanks?"

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

JazzFlight posted:

That bit with Leslie Jones getting slapped to learn etiquette was suuuuuuuper cringe, like "yikes" level. Talk about a really bad look.
Speaking of uncomfortable to watch, I just watched Dazed and Confused for the first time last night. Just 100 minutes of kids being cruel to each other. I don’t know how it appealed to anyone.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

"Hi, Colin, happy Mother's Day..."
"Thanks?"

Scarlett finally put a baby in him.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
That Ma trailer felt straight out of Grindhouse

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
Dong goes in the spout,
Baby Cup comes out,
Teacup and the Beast.
:sax:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I also want to fight Taylor Swift.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Everybody's got a little Michelle in them

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

I think this might be the worst episode of SNL this season.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

JazzFlight posted:

I think this might be the worst episode of SNL this season.

Chopped and the 3 Judges were both real good though.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
I personally enjoyed Teapot and the Beast.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
:laffo:

Pete got his mom a Jon Hamm for Mother's Day. :heysexy:

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006

pwn posted:

Speaking of uncomfortable to watch, I just watched Dazed and Confused for the first time last night. Just 100 minutes of kids being cruel to each other. I don’t know how it appealed to anyone.

I saw it (most of it) in college, and it was so loathsome and mean-spirited that it made me angry and depressed at the same time. I've never understood why some people love that movie.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

ArtVandelay posted:

I guess it's a stupid question, but how do you have DJ Khalid as a musical guest? He doesn't sing or rap. He doesn't write or produce music. He hasn't been an actual DJ in like 15 years. He's barely even a hype man anymore. His name just attracts huge musical guests, that's it. Are the Beatles and David Bowie going to resurrect and sing on the same stage as Beyonce and Rihanna while he yells WE DA BEST MUSIC?

My favorite part is how he's philosophically opposed to cunnilingus because he thinks the woman should worship the man. There's also the part where he's one of the only people ever to horribly fail at that dumb hot sauce youtube show. Dude is garbage.

Tolstoi
Apr 3, 2001

Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

I saw it (most of it) in college, and it was so loathsome and mean-spirited that it made me angry and depressed at the same time. I've never understood why some people love that movie.

The main reason I loved it, is it was a pretty spot on representation of the time, it even echoed that feel of the 90s as well when I went through a similar set of experiences.

It's like a time capsule of small town living and I thought it was really transcendental.

In this day and age, the world is so different, I'm sure it's pretty hard to relate to it. I grew up in that last generation of people who they still paddled in grade school on a regular basis. A lot has changed since then.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

Tolstoi posted:

The main reason I loved it, is it was a pretty spot on representation of the time, it even echoed that feel of the 90s as well when I went through a similar set of experiences.

It's like a time capsule of small town living and I thought it was really transcendental.

In this day and age, the world is so different, I'm sure it's pretty hard to relate to it. I grew up in that last generation of people who they still paddled in grade school on a regular basis. A lot has changed since then.
Without a trace of irony, I am so sorry that you grew up in that world.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro

Tolstoi posted:

The main reason I loved it, is it was a pretty spot on representation of the time, it even echoed that feel of the 90s as well when I went through a similar set of experiences.

It's like a time capsule of small town living and I thought it was really transcendental.

In this day and age, the world is so different, I'm sure it's pretty hard to relate to it. I grew up in that last generation of people who they still paddled in grade school on a regular basis. A lot has changed since then.

pwn posted:

Without a trace of irony, I am so sorry that you grew up in that world.

Paddling is still legal and used in Kentucky. :eng99:

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Push El Burrito posted:

Chopped and the 3 Judges were both real good though.

I swear they've used horse cock in at least one episode of Chopped; hell, Rocky Mountain Oysters are a thing. I do want to see them fill the basket full of sugar to gently caress with contestants.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

I swear they've used horse cock in at least one episode of Chopped; hell, Rocky Mountain Oysters are a thing. I do want to see them fill the basket full of sugar to gently caress with contestants.

I saw rocky mountain oysters in the last chopped I watched. It was a couples' themed edition. Horse, cock or otherwise, isnt a thing that is allowed or inspected by the USDA for human consumption, at least the last time I watched someone eat horse steak on a food travel show

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVVyS3MAbAA

Having went through a Twinings phase for a hot minute back in the day, the thumbnail gave me a good chuckle. Sadly, said thumbnail kinda spoils the joke. Also the execution is so-so. Not terrible though

Ya got a hype promo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHNIekrzTw

and a Monday promo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eZcWdSD10Q

and an alt 15-second take of that Monday promo. Note that it has earlier, rawer colour correction compared to the later long cut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYewbBPwBAE

and a Thursday promo wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mf00ex4pfs

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Eat This Glob posted:

I saw rocky mountain oysters in the last chopped I watched. It was a couples' themed edition. Horse, cock or otherwise, isnt a thing that is allowed or inspected by the USDA for human consumption, at least the last time I watched someone eat horse steak on a food travel show

Which is really too bad. I had a horse steak in Canada once and I thought it was great.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Just a reminder that this show and thread both still exist, for one more night

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
Hoping we can avoid a political cold open, but expecting Baldwin...

pwn posted:

Just a reminder that this show and thread both still exist, for one more night

Wow, rude. :smith:

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

Hoping we can avoid a political cold open, but expecting Baldwin...

it's the only thing worse than Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump

Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump singing

edit: if someone from the Capital Steps suggested that bit for their show they'd be fired on the spot

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
:sun:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

Hoping we can avoid a political cold open, but expecting Baldwin...

As far as Trump plus music goes, Comedy Central did it better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkdPCHMLGNM

(I miss that drat show.)

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Close encounters sketch incoming.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
They are really going to the well too much with the alien abduction sketch.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
DJ Khaled doesn't eat pussy but I bet Paul Rudd laps it up. :heysexy:

EasyEW posted:

As far as Trump plus music goes, Comedy Central did it better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkdPCHMLGNM

(I miss that drat show.)

Baldwin was forced to watch tapes of Atamatuik's impression, which is why Baldwin keeps trying to blacklist him...

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
God drat I love Kate McMinnon. She was totally trying to crack Paul Rudd.

BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 04:51 on May 19, 2019

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Props to Kate for always keeping that cig lit for a while sketch without really smoking it

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

God drat I love Kate McMinnon. Ahw was totally trying to crack Paul Rudd.

Gonna take a lot more than that to break Rudd.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

DC Murderverse posted:

it's the only thing worse than Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump

Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump singing

edit: if someone from the Capital Steps suggested that bit for their show they'd be fired on the spot

It pisses Trump right the gently caress off, so therefore it's good.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
So, is Grace and Frankie good

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
Oh man, The Rock just killed that helicopter! :monocle:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Game show sketch upcoming.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Elliot Pants.

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