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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

It felt pretty gross. Less chewy than I thought it’d be.

your supposed to just drink it dude

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
swallow it whole

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Burt Sexual posted:

Quick start probing people!

*Bends over*

Me first!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

swallow it whole

That was between you and me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

That was between you and me

now everyone knows. I am ok with it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

RocktheCaulk posted:

Bro you should check out Applebee's this year, they got sizzling fajita sliders specials with donk sauce and pine apple lime aid margs!!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
these people are our idiot internet friends

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

:( I was born in mayo

You're Irish?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gleebster posted:

You're Irish?

On one side

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
In the spirit of Mexican independence, two tequilas I can recommend after my recent trip to Guadalajara:

* Maestro Dobel Diamante. It's a clear but it's what Patron should have been. It's tasty, not distilled to the point where it no longer tastes like tequila and something you can sip.
Downsides: It's a clear tequila, you will drink too much of it and you will probably want more of it.

https://www.maestrodobel.com/

* Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia. It's a Cuervo product that doesn't suck rear end. Seriously. You will especially enjoy it if you like bourbon as it has a similar sweet aged smoked flavor.
Downsides: Price point is ludicrous (although it appears to have come down some recently), it's a cuervo product and It's impossible to find.

https://cuervo.com/products/reserva-de-la-familia/

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 04:29 on May 4, 2019

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

1redflag posted:

I’ll take casual racism for the steal, Steve.

It's a fact that only white people eat or enjoy Mexican food.

TontoCorazon posted:

Whole lotta white people caring about Mexican tradition all of a sudden.

TontoCorazon during black history month: "Whole lotta white people caring about black history all of a sudden."

I just don't understand why people being interested in something is a bad thing because of their skin color.

I won't be doing anything to celebrate, but I hope everyone has a good holiday!
Edit: Ate some churros if that counts.

Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 05:11 on May 4, 2019

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj9ippeJ9I4

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Work in a warehouse in Los Angeles, 90% Latino, maybe 30% from Mexico. We got an extra break and nachos today. Racist as hell since nachos were invented in like 1930s Texas

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

a sexual elk posted:

Work in a warehouse in Los Angeles, 90% Latino, maybe 30% from Mexico. We got an extra break and nachos today. Racist as hell since nachos were invented in like 1930s Texas

well poo poo. what the hell is going to happen when it actually cinco de mayo?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

you wear it best burt

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxn0VVtUwec

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

What’s your point with the YouTube videos? Racism exists in 1945, in 2019? Wtf sit down and have some nachos and a Sol.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

What’s your point with the YouTube videos? Racism exists in 1945, in 2019? Wtf sit down and have some nachos and a Sol.

Do you not like fun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj4nU5dOkn8

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I refuse to observe holidays manufactured by the Alcohol-Industrial Complex.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I refuse to observe holidays manufactured by the Alcohol-Industrial Complex.

so you hate Irish Americans?

defaultluser
Jan 13, 2007

The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future
Fun Shoe
Fiftho of Mayo.

Unfortunately, that means my favorite Mexican place will be unapproachable for the next two weeks, crowed to he gills with white people.

It's over a lot quicker than the month+ long Official Invasion that is The World Cup, but that only happens every four years.

defaultluser fucked around with this message at 06:41 on May 4, 2019

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

defaultluser posted:

Fiftho of Mayo.

Unfortunately, that means my favorite Mexican place will be unapproachable for the next two weeks, crowed to he gills with white people.

It's over a lot quicker than the month+ long Official Invasion that is The World Cup, but that only happens every four years.

So... like Mother’s Day, prom weekend, graduation week, super bowl, final four weekend,

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so you hate Irish Americans?

Are you implying that some people don't?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Are you implying that some people don't?

my last name is scottish, so, no

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Statutory Ape posted:

do you get salty when you see latinos drinking guiness on march 17

It's not quite "Black man holding hands with white woman" on the South Boston Rage Scale, but it's up there.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

nothing im white

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Universe Master posted:

nothing im white
a white person not celebrating an ethnic stereotype day? if you say so
im getting my spray tan to match my sombrero (and also ...to help me feel and know what its truly like to be mexican) and then im good to go

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

If you want to know what it's like to be Mexican just work 3 jobs and a side hustle and when you're helping your cousin build a new deck on your one day/8 hour period off you can ponder how in the world your people ended up with a stereotype for being lazy

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
gonna cosplay as speedy gonzales to show my respect and solidarity

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

it is extremely your duty to celebrate this north american holiday, i think it is a fun day that all north americans can have good time on and enjoy

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Statutory Ape posted:

If you want to know what it's like to be Mexican just work 3 jobs and a side hustle and when you're helping your cousin build a new deck on your one day/8 hour period off you can ponder how in the world your people ended up with a stereotype for being lazy
nah see thats what the sombrero is for

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I refuse to observe holidays manufactured by the Alcohol-Industrial Complex.

It's troublesome that Derby Day and Cinco de Mayo fall so close together on the calendar, sometimes even on the same day. Given the two, I'll do Derby Day. I usually end up drinking margaritas and cervezas throughout summer. May as well take the opportunity to use the julep cup when I can.

Dr. Gojo Shioji fucked around with this message at 16:00 on May 4, 2019

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Im going to get really loving high and eat some nachos probably

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cinco de shito outta my-o rear end in a top hat

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I mean I will be drinking heavily but that's just Sunday.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Not celebrate it because it's not a fuckin holiday!

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I’m at the park and this drunk old man is screaming at his 3 little bloodhounds .


REMMMMYYYYYYY

REMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

This is how cinco de Mayo is celebrated , a day early , and with day drinking .

Kaincypher
Apr 24, 2008

Universe Master posted:

I mean I will be drinking heavily but that's just Sunday.

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Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Cinco de mayo is for delicious authentic mexican cuisine and dancing. Drinking yourself into a coma is more in the style of the irish, who are known for their love of alcohol, bland tasteless food and complete lack of body rhythm.

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