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May 6, 2019 07:17
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MGSV got pretty weird halfway through.
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May 6, 2019 07:34
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May 6, 2019 08:25
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Sid Vicious posted:Why isn't anyone helping that walrus That's always the dumbest thing in nature films; they film some animal drowning in a bog and the narrator's like "yes well you see nature if very cruel and so on" and it's like we all know there's at least one dude filming that poo poo that could easily help that animal, but no, gotta get that shot. That jerk probably pushed that animal in the bog to begin with! Just like that Disney film where they threw the lemmings off that cliff because they had heard lemmings like to fall to their deaths but for some reason just couldn't get them to do it naturally. There's probably even a dude up on that cliff pushing that walrus off too! Reveal yourself!!! 
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May 6, 2019 08:53
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Mooey Cow posted:That's always the dumbest thing in nature films; they film some animal drowning in a bog and the narrator's like "yes well you see nature if very cruel and so on" and it's like we all know there's at least one dude filming that poo poo that could easily help that animal. It's even more ironic because the position is that the Walrus...es are falling down the cliff and dying because climate change has melted the ice that would normally let them slide down. Human intervention has caused them to die, and human intervention could save them, but the idea that nature is cruel and cannot be tamed sells better than telling people they need to enact change.
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May 6, 2019 09:07
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Mooey Cow posted:That's always the dumbest thing in nature films; they film some animal drowning in a bog and the narrator's like "yes well you see nature if very cruel and so on" and it's like we all know there's at least one dude filming that poo poo that could easily help that animal, but no, gotta get that shot. That jerk probably pushed that animal in the bog to begin with! Just like that Disney film where they threw the lemmings off that cliff because they had heard lemmings like to fall to their deaths but for some reason just couldn't get them to do it naturally. The point of a nature documentary is to document nature for educational purposes. Unfortunately this is the kind of thing that happens all the time in nature. If you don’t like it stop loving up the environment
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May 6, 2019 09:13
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why did nt you halp the walrus binch
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May 6, 2019 09:31
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Mooey Cow posted:That's always the dumbest thing in nature films; they film some animal drowning in a bog and the narrator's like "yes well you see nature if very cruel and so on" and it's like we all know there's at least one dude filming that poo poo that could easily help that animal, but no, gotta get that shot. That jerk probably pushed that animal in the bog to begin with! Just like that Disney film where they threw the lemmings off that cliff because they had heard lemmings like to fall to their deaths but for some reason just couldn't get them to do it naturally. The dumbest thing about images of any sort of widespread tragedy is people bitching about how the person documenting it "didn't help". This isn't a one-time occurrence, it's not something one single person can stop, or fix, or even make any real impact in. Showing it the world is helping.
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May 6, 2019 09:44
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from what i remember reading it is just as plausible from available evidence that walruses fling themselves off cliffs because they're idiots as because of climate change
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May 6, 2019 10:05
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Chrs Gry posted:The point of a nature documentary is to document nature for educational purposes. Unfortunately this is the kind of thing that happens all the time in nature. If you don’t like it stop loving up the environment *a guy walks out deviously from behind the walrus cliff* *camera zooms in on his face* It's ME?!?!?!?!?!?! 
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May 6, 2019 10:33
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what was going through your mind when you made that post? did you think it would spark joy?
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May 6, 2019 11:11
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Also you people do realise that they’ll have been filming this from a distance right? And that even if someone did have super human speed to get over there before the walrus hits the ground it’s a loving walrus they weigh like 4000 pounds it’s not like they’ll be able to catch it.
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May 6, 2019 11:23
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Great, you turned the sadness from the clip turn into real grief towards these lovely guys. Thanks. Humans suck. 
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May 6, 2019 12:54
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Tusk II: At the Mountains of Madness
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May 6, 2019 13:14
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Why do nerds have to get mad about everything? Just join in on the ha has and make another thread to be extra bad in. Maybe then you'll organize and do something about it instead of sitting on the world wide web bein mad about people telling jokes.
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May 6, 2019 13:22
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Chrs Gry posted:Also you people do realise that they’ll have been filming this from a distance right? And that even if someone did have super human speed to get over there before the walrus hits the ground it’s a loving walrus they weigh like 4000 pounds it’s not like they’ll be able to catch it. Look at this rear end in a top hat over here basing his opinions on things like “reality.” Smdh
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May 6, 2019 13:23
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Chrs Gry posted:Also you people do realise that they’ll have been filming this from a distance right? And that even if someone did have super human speed to get over there before the walrus hits the ground it’s a loving walrus they weigh like 4000 pounds it’s not like they’ll be able to catch it. I could catch the walrus , and I would have if I was there
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May 6, 2019 15:28
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Mooey Cow posted:That's always the dumbest thing in nature films; they film some animal drowning in a bog and the narrator's like "yes well you see nature if very cruel and so on" and it's like we all know there's at least one dude filming that poo poo that could easily help that animal, but no, gotta get that shot. That jerk probably pushed that animal in the bog to begin with! Just like that Disney film where they threw the lemmings off that cliff because they had heard lemmings like to fall to their deaths but for some reason just couldn't get them to do it naturally. Having the film crew save walruses for one day (more likely get crushed/gored by walruses within one hour) and not filming it does gently caress all in the long run. Idiots need to stop pretending saving endangered animals or the environment in general is the right use case for human kindness towards an arbitrarily chosen individual unless you're talking about literally the last three dozen rhinos getting poached. suck my woke dick fucked around with this message at 15:59 on May 6, 2019 |
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May 6, 2019 15:54
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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a creature that does not have the minimal amount of sense to not fling itself off a cliff is not worth saving
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May 6, 2019 16:10
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Remember when the guy who invented Segway scooters reversed one off a cliff lol
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May 6, 2019 16:26
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Documentary crew should have been on that
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May 6, 2019 16:26
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Don’t think of it as a walrus dying, think of it as evolution progressing. Thanks, Dick Dorkins, for killing the dumb sabre-toothed seal.
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May 6, 2019 16:47
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Sid Vicious posted:I could catch the walrus , and I would have if I was there Anyway, I keep picturing all these big walruses on this big hill of jagged rock and all. Hundreds of walruses and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of that crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everyrus if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're wobbling and walrusing around and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher on the cliff and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
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May 6, 2019 17:33
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sweet thursday posted:Anyway, I keep picturing all these big walruses on this big hill of jagged rock and all. Hundreds of walruses and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of that crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everyrus if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're wobbling and walrusing around and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher on the cliff and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. You're a phony! A god drat phony!
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May 6, 2019 17:38
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super sweet best pal posted:Already three Simpsons gifs and none of them is Homer falling off the cliff. 
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May 6, 2019 19:11
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That first walrus was 100% shoved off by his mate. Netflix is harboring murderers! And the walrus wins the race!
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May 6, 2019 19:14
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Thank you based Piney
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May 6, 2019 19:23
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Ben Smash posted:Thank you based Piney
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May 6, 2019 19:50
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Holden : You're on a Russian beach, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... Leon : What one? Holden : What? Leon : What beach? Holden : It doesn't make any difference what beach, it's completely hypothetical. Leon : But, how come I'd be there? Holden : Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a walrus, Leon. It's crawling toward you... Leon : Walrus? What's that? Holden : [irritated by Leon's interruptions] You know what an elephant seal is? Leon : Of course! Holden : Same thing. Leon : I've never seen an elephant seal... But I understand what you mean. Holden : You reach over and you flip the walrus over the ledge, Leon. Leon : Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you? Holden : The walrus falls off the precipice, its bulbous body bouncing off the cold rocks in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to stop its fall to the crags below, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Leon : [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping? Holden : I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Leon? [Leon has become visibly shaken] Holden : They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?
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May 6, 2019 20:28
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lol
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May 6, 2019 20:43
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Amazing
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May 6, 2019 20:45
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Excuse me it is very offensive and terrible that someone would make me look at a cartoon American fall off a cliff and probably die
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May 6, 2019 20:46
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That walrus is the lucky one.
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May 6, 2019 21:03
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Homer was in the hospital a long time
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May 6, 2019 21:21
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More like fallrus
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May 6, 2019 22:37
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Noblesse Obliged posted:More like fallrus 
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May 6, 2019 22:44
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Yes. YES!
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May 6, 2019 23:10
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god loving drat
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Hrrrrnggg Sir Attenborough, im trying to climb this cliff but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my rear end cheeks keeps alerting Al Gore
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