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TODAY IS CINCO DE DRINKO BISH LETS POUND SOME MARG MIX AND AND EAT SOME DEL TACO BECAUSE MEXICO hosed UP SOME FROGS OR SOMETHING
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Nooner posted:TODAY IS CINCO DE DRINKO BISH LETS POUND SOME MARG MIX AND AND EAT SOME DEL TACO BECAUSE MEXICO hosed UP SOME FROGS OR SOMETHING 
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May 5, 2019 14:24
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Pulcinella di Bund posted:always so angry ... gently caress off dude. the holiday isn’t particularly my favorite for obvious reasons, and literally no one likes you because you act like an rear end in a top hat 100% of the time. I don’t know why you’re still allowed to post here.
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May 5, 2019 16:25
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WatermelonGun posted:gently caress off dude. the holiday isn’t particularly my favorite for obvious reasons, and literally no one likes you because you act like an rear end in a top hat 100% of the time. I don’t know why you’re still allowed to post here. no I don’t . sorry you hate the holiday and sorry about your mom and you think my genuineness is herf derf flippancy
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May 5, 2019 16:41
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lol “genuineness” is that what we’re calling not loving off and doubling down on being a dickface when someone asks you to shut up.
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May 5, 2019 16:47
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my mom is a vegetarian of humble tastes so on mother's day she likes to be taken out for a tofu dog or s vegan pizza. This year it'll be vegan pizza. She wanted to see Avengers Endgame on Mother's day but I was like, mom, we can't Dodge spoilers for that long. So we saw it yesterday instead.
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May 5, 2019 16:54
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sudonim posted:my mom is a vegetarian of humble tastes so on mother's day she likes to be taken out for a tofu dog or s vegan pizza. vegan pizza or vegetarian pizza ? one is good , the other is kind of rough
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May 5, 2019 17:00
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Why don’t y’all chill the gently caress out in my mother’s day thread lol Anyways went with this for mom, she loves chocolate Wine Country Gift Baskets Ghirardelli Tower https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F4WIL8C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_N.ZZCb8PM3WRB This for wifey (basic af) Michael Kors By Michael Kors For Women. Eau De Parfum Spray 3.4 Ounces https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000E7YLF4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_wc0ZCbRXFH1GX I’ve never gotten MIL stuff. I just buy dinner.
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May 5, 2019 21:01
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Oh my god do I have to get my wife something from our kids I didn't even think of that
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May 5, 2019 21:26
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Sid Vicious posted:Oh my god do I have to get my wife something from our kids I didn't even think of that Young-glued macaroni on a paper plate Older-buy it yourself kid
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May 5, 2019 21:48
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Sid Vicious posted:Oh my god do I have to get my wife something from our kids I didn't even think of that drat it Sid when are you gonna make that boy get a job? Just tell him to march into the factory and offer to play Legos with the boss. Also I got no godamn clue what I'm gonna do for my mom.
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May 6, 2019 00:07
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Burt Sexual posted:What will you be getting the woman that gave you life? I’m tired of wine baskets and glass markers. To be honest wine is always a good gift. It implies that you don’t think mom is an alcoholic and deserves a nice guilt-free drink. Similar to candy, which says “no you’re not fat and can stand to eat some empty calories.” As for my mom, I’ll probably just call and maybe get the kids to mail a card.
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May 6, 2019 00:26
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underrated mothers day gift: designer soaps and soap displays.
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May 6, 2019 01:30
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Tane posted:everyday that i continue to live and suffer is a testament to that woman's failure ill never forgive my mom for bringing me into this hell world but i love her anyway because she probably expected it to be like how she grew up to answer the thread nothing she hates stuff, probably going to spend the day wandering around some historical place then have a nice dinner.
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May 6, 2019 02:02
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Pulcinella di Bund posted:vegan pizza or vegetarian pizza ? one is good , the other is kind of rough Unrelated, my mom is a divorced recovering alcoholic so my childhood was a little rough but things are good now. She loves marvel movies so we always go to the theater to see them together.
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May 6, 2019 15:30
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my mom is the best mom and i don't care who knows it!
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May 6, 2019 15:47
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I am doing a fused glass hearts workshop with my mama as her gift. We are both histrionic crazy people but I love her and I know she loves me. My own kids aren’t quite old enough yet to plan fun activities for me yet.
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May 6, 2019 16:02
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some tasteful nudes
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May 6, 2019 16:02
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Surprise I've finalized the divorce papers
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May 6, 2019 16:05
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moms can be pretty gross unless you love em and even then...
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May 6, 2019 16:51
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Sorry about your moms goons. My mom is awesome and has helped me through some pretty tough times when I needed it. My family overall is pretty awesome, even if we are all fundementally flawed in some pretty bad ways. Sadly my mom and I are both traveling on mother's day this year, but we'll do some fun poo poo at a later date.
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May 6, 2019 16:58
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poo poo. Did i miss mother's day??
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May 6, 2019 17:53
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Stark Fist posted:lost my mum to her bum ticker 2 years ago so i should probably do some cardio Speaking of bum tickers I bought a motorized butt plug for my wife and new church hat for my mom. Problem is I wrapped them up and the packages are completely identical (it's a pretty big plug.) I hope mothers day doesn't turn into a complete farce.
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May 6, 2019 18:40
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I'm getting my mom a box of Baked By Melissa cupcakes, they have gluten-free ones and she has celiac so it's perfect.
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May 6, 2019 18:46
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My mom is the best, she's always cheerful and helpful towards my sisters and I whenever we've been in a rough spot, I love her. I got her some makeup things she wanted, gonna pay for her third tattoo (she's a kewl mom, yo), take her out for dinner, and top it off with a coffee date with my lil sis.
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May 6, 2019 19:17
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Hope y'all called your moms already. It's about to be Tuesday. Just saying...
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May 7, 2019 06:57
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I see my mother and father about twice a week and help them do things around the house all the time. Be a good daughter/son, goons, and help your old folks.  That said I'm still trying to think of an appropriate thing to do for my mother on Mother's Day :/
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May 7, 2019 07:14
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Honky Dong Country posted:I see my mother and father about twice a week and help them do things around the house all the time. Be a good daughter/son, goons, and help your old folks. Give them a grandchild or keep on keepin' on.
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May 7, 2019 07:27
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Vato posted:Give them a grandchild or keep on keepin' on. I already live in fear of an unexpected child showing up I'm leaning more toward a nice dinner and a card if I'm being honest 
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May 7, 2019 07:28
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Honky Dong Country posted:I already live in fear of an unexpected child showing up I'm leaning more toward a nice dinner and a card if I'm being honest You're, what, 26? At the most. They have some time, and you have some cleaning up to do, if you know what I mean.
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May 7, 2019 07:31
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Vato posted:You're, what, 26? At the most. They have some time, and you have some cleaning up to do, if you know what I mean. I'm 32. Having said that, I haven't been a total moron even when I was younger. But I was dumb enough in my early 20s to wonder if there might be a day where some kid/mom will show up and go "You the pappy"
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May 7, 2019 07:32
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Honky Dong Country posted:I'm 32. Having said that, I haven't been a total moron even when I was younger. But I was dumb enough in my early 20s to wonder if there might be a day where some kid/mom will show up and go "You the pappy" You're still dumb if you don't know. Sorry.
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May 7, 2019 07:35
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Vato posted:You're still dumb if you don't know. Sorry. Okay. Hrm yessss lemme concentrate....ohhmmmmmm ohhhmmmm no I don't detect any progeny from when I was in my early twenties and completely loving stupid. The hell are you on about in the mother's day thread? Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 07:38 on May 7, 2019 |
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May 7, 2019 07:35
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I'm just saying you are dumb as hell if you popped in some girl and are still wondering if it's gonna come bite you in the rear end years later.
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May 7, 2019 07:38
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Vato posted:I'm just saying you are dumb as hell if you popped in some girl and are still wondering if it's gonna come bite you in the rear end years later.
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May 7, 2019 07:39
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Honky Dong Country posted:Okay. I'm just crazy. Duh.
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May 7, 2019 07:40
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I'll surely take your unshakable wisdom in stride in the mother's day thread, forums user vato
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May 7, 2019 07:40
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Honky Dong Country posted:I'll surely take your unshakable wisdom in stride in the mother's day thread, forums user vato I knew I liked you for a reason. 
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May 7, 2019 07:43
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Vato posted:I knew I liked you for a reason. You're alright, my man. Have a cool spider:  e: i decided on an even cooler spider Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 07:48 on May 7, 2019 |
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my mom is ashes right now. loving hospice! 
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