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FreshCutFries

are you ready to be comfy? *crowd sleepily applauds* I said...ARE YOU READY TO BE COMFY?! *the sound of a million yawns*

# ? May 8, 2019 23:25

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:12

FreshCutFries

ushers wade into the crowd with blankets and milk + cookies

# ? May 8, 2019 23:27

FreshCutFries

pregaming the 'big game' with shots of melatonin and cbd.

# ? May 8, 2019 23:28

take the moon: by sebmojo

heck yes op when is it gonna happen :sludgepal:

# ? May 8, 2019 23:47

FreshCutFries

take the moon posted:

heck yes op when is it gonna happen

RIGHT THE gently caress NOW

*I take out an electric guitar with like flames and poo poo on it and give it a powerful strum. the sound of waves gently rolling against a shore comes out of my amp.*

FreshCutFries fucked around with this message at 00:05 on May 9, 2019

# ? May 9, 2019 00:01

google THIS

Are you guys ready to ROCK?!

*thousands of wooden squeaks*

# ? May 9, 2019 00:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

feeling p comf ITT rn

:comfyoot:

# ? May 9, 2019 00:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ARE YOU RRRRRRREADY TO RRRELAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

# ? May 9, 2019 00:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? May 9, 2019 00:41

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I feel the need. . .

the need to nap.

# ? May 9, 2019 01:03

Amateur Saboteur: by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

google THIS posted:

Are you guys ready to ROCK?!

*thousands of wooden squeaks*

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# ? May 9, 2019 01:53

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Are you guys ready to ROCK?!

*thousands of wooden squeaks*

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 9, 2019 03:03

FutonForensic

# ? May 9, 2019 22:31

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

"who's ready to relax?!"
*dull whispers*
"I can hear you. who's ready to relax?!"
*quieter whispers*

# ? May 10, 2019 21:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

*whispers gently into a mic* goodnight New Braunfels!!!

# ? May 10, 2019 23:15

FreshCutFries

the show is at it's close. the cast and crew take a bow towards the silent audience and gently lift the massive blanket over them, tucking in the edges.

# ? May 10, 2019 23:22

FreshCutFries

FutonForensic posted:

# ? May 10, 2019 23:22

google THIS

Metallica's Enter the Sandman, except all the lyrics are positive and also it's done in the style of Israel Kamakawiwoʻole.

# ? May 10, 2019 23:57

bird.

google THIS posted:

Metallica's Enter the Sandman, except all the lyrics are positive and also it's done in the style of Israel Kamakawiwoʻole.

he owns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlhsTRjNas

# ? May 11, 2019 00:11

cda: by Hand Knit

Heckling the gently caress out of you by screaming "I'm not tired!" over and over again

# ? May 11, 2019 00:33

alnilam

cda posted:

Heckling the gently caress out of you by screaming "I'm not tired!" over and over again

Bouncers going around with tranq darts to deal with this kind of shenanigans

# ? May 11, 2019 00:59

google THIS

alnilam posted:

Bouncers going around with tranq darts to deal with this kind of shenanigans

[Tall beefy guy with sunglasses, holding a copy of "Goodnight Moon" in one hand and a glass of warm milk in the other] Sir, you're going to have to come with me.

# ? May 11, 2019 01:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

cda posted:

Heckling the gently caress out of you by screaming "I'm not tired!" over and over again

*talking into police radio* we've got a code TNTRM in the nap room, requesting all available Nanas for backup

# ? May 11, 2019 02:29

cda: by Hand Knit

Made a noob mistake and did a couple of lines before my set.

# ? May 11, 2019 03:30

gleebster: Only a howler

I thought Leon Redbone had retired.

# ? May 11, 2019 04:05

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

[Tall beefy guy with sunglasses, holding a copy of "Goodnight Moon" in one hand and a glass of warm milk in the other] Sir, you're going to have to come with me.

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# ? May 11, 2019 04:06

Korean Boomhauer

Okay so you get two 15 minute breaks a day, unlimited access to the coffee machine, half an hour lunch, and two naptimes a day.

# ? May 11, 2019 04:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

gleebster posted:

I thought Leon Redbone had retired.

oh dang

# ? May 11, 2019 05:12

squiggly frumunda: by Fluffdaddy

floating in an isolation tank of dingo pee

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# ? May 11, 2019 07:22

Goons Are Gifts

We just got an Emergency call here, where is the patient?

He's uh, right there. Beneath that mountain of pillows.

Well, let's help him!!

No need. His emergency was that he had to pee but was too comfy to get up, so he took care of the problem the old fashion way.

*snoring comes out of the pillows*