Thingyman posted:

i can not stop laughing at "big dong" dongly

Thingyman posted:

Big dick daddy dongle's dongarium + "big rear end" + "big ol' rear end" + "big" daddy dick + "big dong" dongly + daddy dick + dick + dong + dong - dong - dick - dong + "dong"

Stoner Sloth posted:

Is there, in fact, a rule that says dogs can't play basketball? (asking for a friend)

Who was he when he was playing for the Detroit Pistons? Is he still around, like a regular, or is he in this wheelchair?

Amateur Saboteur posted:

Kyle Mason here, and for me and mines it goes: god, football sunday, and big ol rear end. And when i'm drinking big ol rear end there is no contest, it's gotta be Big Jugs brand for my big southern tastebuds. sure the raw material costs are up, but there's just no comparison to the sound of that Big Jugs big old rear end cracking open after a hard day.

Big Jugs, it's big ol rear end.

Thingyman posted:

Big dick daddy dongle's dongarium + "big rear end" + "big ol' rear end" + "big" daddy dick + "big dong" dongly + daddy dick + dick + dong + dong - dong - dick - dong + "dong"

Stoner Sloth posted:

If Conan fought Jesus, who would win? It certainly seemed like he would. He'd already earned his reputation for toughness and toughness against demons, and fighting Jesus might make him even tougher against those enemies on earth. He's definitely the biggest threat to Jesus on the battlefield these days. His strength is unbreakable, his skill unprecedented, and he's got a lot of balls in the air. But the truth is, he's probably just a typical "bad guy" with a cool name: Caesar Taurus.

For many years, it was easy to think that Conan the Barbarian, the King of the Seven Seas, was the strongest hero among the main heroes in Batman (as far as we knew, not a single one of them was taller than Conan or greater than him). There was even an ad for his comic book title Batman Adventures in the 1960s that depicted him, against a giant statue of Taurus, beating the crap out of a giant bear with his fists

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Remember: Walk without rhythm and we won't attract the worm. It will go to the back of the room and try to steal the gem or the flower or whatever you're carrying. You can also use our shortcut to find the gem, which is also used by other characters and it's hidden near the entrance. When the door is slammed shut, you will see a scene as you get close.

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If you're thinking of killing our guy, but can't due to your level in terms of items and items you cannot kill the dog: if he keeps on using his "Killer Rage", your chance to kill him and take his magic increases a bit.

If you manage to beat him, he will give you a special item. Once you beat him, his body will die because there isn't another player to play as or there isn't any more time so the item is lost so the quest takes time to complete.

Don't forget to save your game before leaving the cave.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

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are hotdogs sex? Is it a "hot-dog sex?"


(This answer is not to be taken as scientific advice. Do you want to know more about sex? Ask anyone who has masturbated.)


The most obvious question is: What would happen if you pulled the plug on a "hot dog"? I have heard some crazy stories about a hot dog being made wet again. But what if those stories were true?


So let's take a step back to the story in the video, take a look at what "a hot dog" was and what it is today.


A Hot-Dog Today


Today dogs are raised with certain "dick hormones" or "testosterone." These hormones are responsible for penis size and size of the seminal vesicles, or ejaculatory shaft, that the penis needs. These same hormones act on the clitoris, prostate and scrotum.


There is no evidence to suggest that dogs developed a penis during evolution, and it is very rare for an individual dog to have

Stoner Sloth posted:

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I just burped so hard that I flew several meters off the ground."

The victim's body was retrieved by police from the scene. The police said it appeared that the dog had hit a pedestrian. It has been identified as a pit bull mix called Buddy. The incident is not being treated as a hate crime, according to police.

The investigation into the hit and run involved an officer and dog handler from the Los Angeles County Animal Shelter, which is where Buddy was rescued, according to KTLA. The shelter confirmed in a statement Sunday that it has taken care of the dog since the incident last month.

KHON2 reported that Buddy was brought to the shelter from a home that the police department claimed had the breed under control.

The LAPD does not identify dogs that may have run into vehicles at police stops, though police told CNN that a canine hit a car driver

FutonForensic posted:

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I need to be on the right side
So you want me to look the right way
So I'm gonna be on the right side now or
My dad's from Mississippi and he never knew anything about politics
I used to tell them that if I ain't on the right side now they ain't gonna like me no more or I'm on the other side
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed I need to be on the right side
My mom was raised by two step-parents
My dad was born in California
So I'm in the country like my father
'Cause I ain't my dad
Who is your daddy, you little prick?' "I ain't my dad" 'Cause I ain't my dad"
So we know exactly who the sharpest tool in the shed,
That got all the tools that he wants
Now my job is easy, I just get on one
I make everything fit
I make everything fit
I make everything fit
I make everything fit
I make

Thingyman posted:

the byob subtext consistently spits out porn lol

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the byob subtext consistently spits out porn images. It's about as "adult" as it gets. And it does it just with an average amount of spit.

I mean really:

You know, it's not hard to find people who think it looks good. They don't need to know who has the penis, because it will be there for them and it's an easy way to "look at it." You know, there are a lot of people out there who really, REALLY think they don't have an actual penis, and it shows, because you can see them looking away from their computer screen and away from anything — a phone, an iPad, even a movie.

There's a line here where every person trying to use porn is being a total loving douche. And yet when you see people like this:

I really have a hard time believing that there's a place for this kind of thing in society, where men are being told that if they don't use the "right" kind of language — and there is — they

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

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richard "lowtax" kyanka/miguel "tyger" kellogg/willy-goose goose/zoe mclaughlin/kevin bowers

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congratulations, mr. arbuckle you are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies. I will give you a special treat. I will be providing you with some wonderful new toys and treats for your puppies in your new home.


Good, good, good. The delivery guy, on behalf of his co-workers, is taking your new baby to the veterinarian. In his rush to show us the pictures and make sure we understand it all, forget what happened between you and your firstborn.


Do you know what a pet puppy really is?


Well, I don't really know exactly... I mean, he's the smallest of breeds, a couple-pound chimp. They're often found in groups (like puppies), but they're rarely socialized. And he's more of a family pet than a pet with a breed. Some have had problems with him breaking loose and breaking furniture. He'll sit at the table and just eat the plastic stuff and not so much talk with you.