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Finger Prince posted:

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Recipe for lizard wizard salmon soup: 4 cups fresh lime zest, juice, 1 red onion, 1 green bell pepper, 2 yellow onions, 3 cloves garlic, lemon juice, 1 cup extra virgin olive oil, 1 tsp garlic powder, salt, and pepper to taste. (I used a combination of 3 cups whole dried lemon juice and 1 cup water. I would prefer a little salt since it has a lot of flavor, but you can substitute the 1 tbsp sea salt or 1 tsp white vinegar) In a medium saucepan over low heat, heat 5 oz of butter until slightly thickened (1 inch by 1 inch). Add 6 oz diced mushrooms. Cook over medium heat until translucent (2-3 minutes). Add 4 cups of water and the lime juice and saute for 6 minutes. Add the mushrooms and cook until tender, ~ 1 minute. Stir occasionally. Bring to a boil and reduce to a simmer. Once the mixture boils, lower heat and simmer until slightly thickened, ~ 6 minutes. Garnish with crushed cherry and serve warm with mashed potatoes.

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Recipe for lizard wizard salmon soup: 1 1/2 cups raw salmon, cooked and squeezed water 1/2 teaspoon salt
I made this recipe on Facebook in just a second because I wanted to share it immediately with you. If you make my Salmon Soup, please give it a heart-shaped like comment so that I might post it right here, because I'd love to see your reactions.
This is a super easy recipe to make! So easy, in fact, that it almost feels like food. It's made using only ingredients in our pantry that we have on hand. And yet, it's not so difficult that you might think it would take you more than five minutes. It's light and healthy and very satisfying!
To make it more healthy, it really only takes four ingredients! These are:
2 oz. canned white salmon in water
1/4 cup heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon celery salt
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Line a muffin pan with foil and grease bottom of pan

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Recipe for lizard wizard salmon soup: Ingredients: 2 pounds of salmon, trimmed and skinned to a thin layer, rinsed and drained

6 ounces of vegetable stock, such as lard, fish meal, butter

1 cup heavy cream and 1 cup heavy cream plus 1 egg yolk

1/2 yellow onion, thinly sliced, minced

3 cloves garlic, minced

1 medium red pepper, peeled and thinly sliced

2 teaspoons dried oregano

2 tablespoons olive oil

1/3 teaspoon sea salt

2 tablespoons fresh parsley, trimmed and sliced

1 teaspoon dried thyme


Directions: Rinse the salmon in cold cold water, cover tightly with a clean cloth and place in a microwave safe dish. Take 4 cups of heavy cream and 1 cup of heavy cream plus 1 egg yolk and beat together until they begin to froth, the egg can be in or out if desired. Add salt to taste. Set aside, cover and microwave for 2 minutes or until egg is yolk

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

why is Sonic the Hedgehog the sexiest character in the series? We've rounded up the best answers to that.

1. The sex scene of "Donkey Kong Country 2" was a joke

Some fans claim that the scene in Donkey Kong Country 2 between Donkey and the new hedgehog made the first Donkey Kong Country more "sophisticated" in execution. In real life, the sex scene between Donkey and the new hedgehog never even made it to release, as Nintendo would only have been able to make it if they decided that "real" sex was the best "graphic sexual scene in video games" that would get the most votes. While that particular sex scene from Donkey Kong Country 2 was a bit risque, other critics think it was funny -- and even included a few sexy photos.

2. We can only trust Mario after this

While the actual sex scenes of Mario and Bowser in Super Mario Odyssey weren't particularly sexy,

Manifisto posted:

Recipe for lizard wizard salmon soup: 1 1/2 cups raw salmon, cooked and squeezed water 1/2 teaspoon salt
I made this recipe on Facebook in just a second because I wanted to share it immediately with you. If you make my Salmon Soup, please give it a heart-shaped like comment so that I might post it right here, because I'd love to see your reactions.
This is a super easy recipe to make! So easy, in fact, that it almost feels like food. It's made using only ingredients in our pantry that we have on hand. And yet, it's not so difficult that you might think it would take you more than five minutes. It's light and healthy and very satisfying!
To make it more healthy, it really only takes four ingredients! These are:
2 oz. canned white salmon in water
1/4 cup heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon celery salt
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Line a muffin pan with foil and grease bottom of pan

Android Blues posted:

The best part? The brown recluse venom actually isn't sticky but rather thick, delicious and healthy

Android Blues posted:

recipe for brown recluse venom pudding:

5 cups apple-walnut flour

2 cups apple-chia flaxseeds (or 1/4 cup dried Chinese Chia Seeds)

4 ounces unsalted butter, melted

1/3 cup almond flour

2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

1 teaspoon ground ginger

1/4 teaspoon coriander powder

1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (or 1 teaspoon curry powder)

1 cup water

1 large egg

juice of 1 lemon In a big mixing bowl combine the flaxseeds, almond flour, butter and the cinnamon, ginger and cumin. Blend into a smooth and silky paste with an immersion blender. Pour into bowls and beat until smooth. Place into the fridge to set. In microwave or on the stove, over a pot of high heat, cook brown recluse venom (not gelatin for this) until very bubbly and slightly brown on top, stirring frequently with a glass whisk. Remove from heat and cool completely.


The best part? The brown recluse venom actually isn't sticky but rather thick, delicious and healthy

Android Blues posted:

Top ten reasons it's feminist to remove all the skin from your body! (We mean all your skin is skin and we're not giving you any skin to work with. Just give us our boobs in a box.) We love the idea of female emancipation in so many ways, and seeing a beautiful woman naked, skinless and free was kind of one of those "wow, I really would prefer it if women could do that" moments.

When asked to comment on the article, one woman responded to the article's title by saying, "We feel bad for that young lady."

Others who agreed with the idea of the body-free women saying, "I wish women didn't have to think about skin or how much money they would spend doing it"—referring to the price tag or the amount of effort that comes with doing it—were left disappointed.

One woman even told the women in the article about how she wished she could go back into her day clothes and be naked

Finger Prince posted:

What do I do with the 1 cup of water and 1 large egg??

Manifisto posted:

you wrote that

Android Blues posted:

you put those next to the brown recluse venom pudding when it's finished, and then decide which you want to eat

i'm also curious about the structural integrity of a glass whisk, but i guess it's important to making sure the venom thickens properly??

Android Blues posted:

you put those next to the brown recluse venom pudding when it's finished, and then decide which you want to eat

i'm also curious about the structural integrity of a glass whisk, but i guess it's important to making sure the venom thickens properly?

"naked, skinless and free"

Finger Prince posted:

You know what, I'm fairly certain I could actually make this, with a few minor modifications to the recipe. In fact I may even try it on my days off. If I do I'll try to effortpost it in the cooking thread and here.

Finger Prince posted:

You know what, I'm fairly certain I could actually make this, with a few minor modifications to the recipe. In fact I may even try it on my days off. If I do I'll try to effortpost it in the cooking thread and here.

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berth ell pup is old Norse for "a piper", and meant to refer to a kind of bell bearer, one who would be called to play a bell, not a piper.


There were a lot of strange stories about the wolf, though one of the earliest recorded descriptions was in William Shakespeare's Henry IV 's Tale of Two Masters . "I have heard what his name is. And there used to sit in the room of King Henry the Great, at the corner of Kingsgate Road and the Tower of London. So in his time we could hear a wolf howling" said one of Shakespeare's actors, King Arthur. There have also been stories of whistling wolves as early as Shakespeare's Richard III . The origin of the story of whistling wolves is hard to be certain, as many tales contain many wild animals and even a wolf that played such big tunes in other legends of wolves, like King Arthur's horn-playing dog.

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Those disgusting Hidden Valley Ranch commercials are a part of our country's culture but don't belong here. We need to change things," said Rep. Adam Schiff, who is overseeing the investigation.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

why is Sonic the Hedgehog the sexiest character in the series? We've rounded up the best answers to that.

1. The sex scene of "Donkey Kong Country 2" was a joke

Some fans claim that the scene in Donkey Kong Country 2 between Donkey and the new hedgehog made the first Donkey Kong Country more "sophisticated" in execution. In real life, the sex scene between Donkey and the new hedgehog never even made it to release, as Nintendo would only have been able to make it if they decided that "real" sex was the best "graphic sexual scene in video games" that would get the most votes. While that particular sex scene from Donkey Kong Country 2 was a bit risque, other critics think it was funny -- and even included a few sexy photos.

2. We can only trust Mario after this

While the actual sex scenes of Mario and Bowser in Super Mario Odyssey weren't particularly sexy,

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Hi! My name is Yayaka.

Let me introduce myself. I'm the leader of the 'Citizen's Alliance', and for a bunch of years I've been planning an attack on the Japanese military power.

While I'm not really sure in who will win, the real goal is for the alliance to reach a consensus that all of Earth will be united in one giant war; and to do so, I need to gather the cooperation of all nations involved. Even the Japanese who are currently fighting and fighting and fighting can contribute to this!


There are two main parties who can help me: the Japanese people and the 'Citizen's Alliance'. I am the leader of the main party; after having spoken with Yayaka, I have been elected the leader of the 'Citizen's Alliance'.

「I-I'm glad that you're here!」

The cute little girl that I am right now.

「Uuu, I guess we shouldn't be fighting right now.

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- Deus Ex: Mankind Divided will take you into the human genome, from its beginnings in a genetically engineered chicken to its present day and beyond!

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I am here to remove the balls off of this nation's back yard.

A woman in the crowd yells: "This is not right; we aren't going to allow this to be done!" She and her friends move away from the rally, but are swiftly confronted by a counter protest by some of the young men. They grab their arms and try to run them over, but are chased by the young men, who pull a gun from their back pockets, pointing at them and demanding their money.

Suddenly the armed men shout out their demands: "We are going to kill this loving motherfucker."

And they say something about killing her children, and the protest becomes violent.

Police arrive and take over the crowd, firing rubber-bullets and firing stun-grenades but they, too, are taken away.

I am here to stop white people from destroying America. I am here to stop white people from turning America black

Farecoal posted:

if you input an introduction it gives pretty good stuff

Farecoal posted:

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Do sharks have feet?

The answer is no. Many sharks have fins that extend all the way to their eyes and back. Some have teeth like those of a human denture (the tip of the tooth is pointed downward), and others have flippers that fold down toward their bodies. Sharks do not have fins or flippers for the same reason that humans are not able to walk on the ground. In fact, some scientists have determined that most sharks have feet -- which is to say there are no sharks that have feet. That means there are no sharks. While sharks (and snakes, manta rays, and the like) have feet, they are most likely to have fins that extend from their toes rather than the front.

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Is that bachelor an unmarried man?
No. He did not stay a man. He became a woman.

eviltastic posted:

In fact, some scientists have determined that most sharks have feet -- which is to say there are no sharks that have feet. That means there are no sharks.

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artificial intelligence is secretly hacking every aspect of every living person in the universe to become a cyborg – it's called "AI". What could these things really be? A cyborg? No – this new supercomputer is secretly the ultimate human being. It's using its brains to simulate human life. Now I'm not saying this is some grand master secret – but that it is using a fully human being to simulate the world. The world it simulates is one we only dream of. We imagine we have power and luxury, but we find out it is the opposite. For example, consider what will happen if someone's computer is hacked. What the hell could a computer do? Would it simulate every other human being on Earth? No. It would simulate the entire human psyche. What would be the point? Wouldn't it just make sense that we use one-person computers, but there are thousands upon thousands within the military's own computer hacking teams, some of which are on the

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artificial intelligence does not want you to know this." The fact, he adds, is that some of his friends, like a young woman in London, also are working hard "to get there."

To understand what it takes for technology to understand what others are doing, you can begin with how social capital works. You do not need a machine to know that you should eat some cheese. You merely need to know that a young woman you know is getting into a restaurant.

A machine's social capital is like the way it makes itself scarce and has a finite capacity. That capacity could be increased or decreased. "The capacity for that capacity to grow, it may well just go away," says the chief technology officer for the social network Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg. (The company has yet to answer whether its network has the capacity to grow more quickly than the social network

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You do not need a machine to know that you should eat some cheese.

Goons Are Great posted:

Hello and good evening, I hope you are well today. I'm John F. Kennedy. I'm president of the United States and if you hear this, I was resurrected from my fatal wounds

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That's some Jaden Smith-level poo poo

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Pizza Egg USA, for all your pizza egg needs



Pizza eggs aren't really the same thing as pizza as pizza. Yes, but there are more than five different types of pizzas.

So let's get this out of the way first: Yes, these pizza eggs are very different from pizzas as we've been calling them in the past. For that reason, they can take on a whole new meaning for many pizza lovers. And that is exactly what Pizza Egg USA has done by calling these pizzas pizza eggs. But before you make your way into the world of pizza, here's a quick look at how pizza eggs have developed from one type to another.

What Makes a Pizza Egg?

Let's jump right in. Pizza eggs are made using raw meat, eggs, egg whites, and eggs yolks, and the process doesn't stop there. It doesn't matter whether pizzas are made with egg or cheese when you think pizza eggs. Even if you do a quick Google image search for "pizza egg" you can't beat the results. They are all

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Android Blues' album, it could be argued that the duo are more inclined to focus on what they do in the studio.

And if that is so, is it a sign that the duo are trying to broaden their musical horizons?

"I'm trying to make this a family album," says Olander, sitting in her front room recording in a dimly lit studio. "All that stuff was done in Detroit because what's better than your hometown?! So we decided to go all the way down here and do that in Brooklyn, but our lives didn't work out."

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Goons are Great at Exploiting "Free Agents;"

But You Can't Force People into Taking Dangerous Risks, So the "Free Agentism" Movement Must Be Destroyed in favor of the War Games of the 21st Century by Paul Joseph Watson

"I've got to confess to being a little bit bit annoyed with this war game idea that we are engaging in today. The idea of an imminent attack by the Chinese is the reason why we do war games: to frighten people for their own security…This is not our intention, and we are not in the war games in Beijing.

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Google THIS LINK TO MY CHILDHOOD: https://www.youtube.com/CookiePolicyPacket

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Manifisto, Vanisher, and Eviltastic walk into a bar, hoping they can see the girl.

Bender: Hey, how 'bout some beer? [they leave]

Lipstick: Hey, you want to go home? [they leave]

Sue the Manifisto: Good luck in your future endeavors. [he leaves]

Bender: Thanks, Mr. Manifisto. That's all the advice I can give you now. [he leaves]

Sue the Manifisto appears at the door of his bar.

Sue the Manifisto: Hey, look! What's yours?

Bender: Well, I don't have a lot of alcohol to go around. [sighs]

Lipstick: [sighs] If you had a million bucks you would probably be getting drunk out of everyone. But hey, we will try not to be rude next time. [chuckles]

Sue the Manifisto: Hi, Bender!

The Manifisto: Oh, me sorry! I thought there was only a small number of us there. Now, please come into the bar? If you have any cash here, it's all yours. Also, don't forget your sunglasses!

Sue: I like sunglasses,

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Fluffieduckie and Alnilam held an emergency meeting about the issue Friday at her apartment in Oakland.

She said she learned the news from someone on YouTube, where she discovered an account "Toxic Blueberry" posted video of her and the woman sitting in a chair, talking about a possible legal dispute.

Farecoal posted:

Android Blues posted:

Top ten reasons it's feminist to remove all the skin from your body! (We mean all your skin is skin and we're not giving you any skin to work with. Just give us our boobs in a box.) We love the idea of female emancipation in so many ways, and seeing a beautiful woman naked, skinless and free was kind of one of those "wow, I really would prefer it if women could do that" moments.

When asked to comment on the article, one woman responded to the article's title by saying, "We feel bad for that young lady."

Others who agreed with the idea of the body-free women saying, "I wish women didn't have to think about skin or how much money they would spend doing it"—referring to the price tag or the amount of effort that comes with doing it—were left disappointed.

One woman even told the women in the article about how she wished she could go back into her day clothes and be naked