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Ex-wife's boyfriend's (current husband's) girlfriend (ex-wife) is coming over.
honestly what it's like hanging out with queer poly folk
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Jun 4, 2019 20:26
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Apr 24, 2024 11:48
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- Korean Boomhauer
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Me introducing my white friend to my poly friends: Poly want a cracker?
 
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Jun 5, 2019 01:55
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Putting out the good China for wife's boyfriend
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Jun 5, 2019 04:24
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- Stoner Sloth
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my wife's boyfriend would absolutely hate that joke, he is very sensitive to parrot puns
then he'd find that joke macawful!
   
       
  
 
   
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Jun 5, 2019 04:37
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- mactheknife
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THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
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stopping at the liquor store after work, gotta get the good stuff. wife's boyfriend is letting me stop by tonight and I need to bring them a gift.
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Jun 5, 2019 14:41
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by Smythe
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Wifes boyfriend just proposed to her, I couldn't be happier for them.
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Jun 5, 2019 17:06
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- Vim Fuego
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Can't post for 6 days!
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"Oh poo poo! it's my boyfriend!" she cried as I quickly gathered my clothes and slipped out the window.
I slowly made my way around the house, leisurely entered the front door and threw my keys on the table.
"Oh poo poo! it's my husband!, she cried and I heard a frantic scramble as he escaped out the window.
Then it was time for me to enter the bedroom, undress and, well, that's the circle of life, I guess.
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Jun 5, 2019 18:28
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- King of Bees
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Just bought some new trees made of lichen for my model train set up in the den. Hoping the wife's boyfriend notices. It would be so cool if he did.
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Jun 5, 2019 21:54
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- Space Taxi
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Buys the same leather jacket as wife's boyfriend. I wonder how much his motorcycle cost.
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Jun 6, 2019 02:10
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- Dungeon Ecology
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just set up a cool beginners magic the gathering deck for wife’s boyfriend maybe he’ll want to learn to play. I won’t beat him I promise
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Jun 9, 2019 06:03
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- Korean Boomhauer
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wifes boyfriend got on the ham radio to tell me he can’t visit today because his new antenna wire came in
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Jun 9, 2019 09:01
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- Stoner Sloth
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just set up a cool beginners magic the gathering deck for wife’s boyfriend maybe he’ll want to learn to play. I won’t beat him I promise
Later I will curse his beginners luck before tearfully accusing him of cheating at this 'stupid game'. I will then head to my shack to weep noisily into my favourite anime pillow - as is traditional for a Sunday. Wife even said something about having a spit roast this time, I can't wait!!
wifes boyfriend got on the ham radio to tell me he can’t visit today because his new antenna wire came in
trying to impress him with morse code:
-.-- . .- .... --..-- / .-- . .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -.. / -- -.-- / .-- .. ..-. . -.-.--
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Jun 9, 2019 09:17
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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wife needs to get another boyfriend so we can do four player smash bros and mario kart
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Jun 10, 2019 02:03
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- mactheknife
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THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
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wife needs to get another boyfriend so we can do four player smash bros and mario kart
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Jun 10, 2019 03:59
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- mactheknife
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THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
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talked to wife's boyfriend today, gave him my booking.com login, hope they find a good spot and enjoy our second honeymoon
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Jun 11, 2019 17:14
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- King of Bees
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The wife's boyfriend and I are making a she shed this weekend. Except it's for me to sleep in when he comes over. It doesn't have plumbing but it's got a a Porta Jon and some LED lights.
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Jun 11, 2019 23:44
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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gonna play some mariokart with the wife's boyfriend but he always makes me use the mad catz controller. the stick drifts right and the a button gets stuck
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Jun 12, 2019 00:19
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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All joking aside, there's no reason to believe that a wife's boyfriend will be more dominant than the husband. In fact, he's probably pretty nervous to meet his girlfriend's husband for the first time as well.
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Jun 12, 2019 00:59
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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I had to rescue him because he's gotten himself stuck in a drainage pipe.
that's not a nice thing to say about your wife 
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Jun 12, 2019 02:10
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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that's not a very nice thing to say
Sorry.
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Jun 12, 2019 03:45
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- Solar Tornado
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A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
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All joking aside, there's no reason to believe that a wife's boyfriend will be more dominant than the husband. In fact, he's probably pretty nervous to meet his girlfriend's husband for the first time as well.
Gonna meet my girlfriend's husband for the first time. I'm pretty nervous, but she was pushing for me to see him.
He told me to bring her back before 7 because then the couple's counseling starts, but I'm thinking maybe another round at the bowling alley won't hurt anyone 
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Jun 12, 2019 16:09
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- mactheknife
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THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
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got a text from wife's boyfriend, buffalo wild wings for game seven tonight, i hope they order enough to bring me some leftovers
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Jun 12, 2019 16:15
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- King of Bees
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Making crepes in the morning for my wife's boyfriend! Yum!
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Jun 12, 2019 17:02
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- google THIS
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Now the wife is talking about getting a boyfriend from overseas. You can imagine the filing fees alone.
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Jun 12, 2019 23:57
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- Stoner Sloth
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Honey, I don't think you should get another boyfriend when you don't even use the boyfriend you already have. *filthy, neglected boyfriend sitting in the corner*
A TV show about wives with boyfriend hoarding tendencies - one wife had over thirty, many in terrible state and some had to be put down. Just tragic stuff.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jun 13, 2019 00:22
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Apr 24, 2024 11:48
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- google THIS
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A sad boyfriend with matted hair staring dolefully at the camera with his one remaining eye while Sara McLachlin sings.
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