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Its outdoors and its gonna rain. Lol that's what you get for being cheap bastards and doing it on a friday!!!
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Cool story
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May 10, 2019 04:00
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slide down the fuckking isle on your rear end and jump up and go I JUST poo poo MY PANTS!!!
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May 10, 2019 04:02
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what is a wedding
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May 10, 2019 04:03
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jimmyjams posted:what is a wedding the first part of a divorce
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May 10, 2019 04:04
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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
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May 10, 2019 04:06
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jimmyjams posted:what is a wedding Someone's funeral
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May 10, 2019 04:11
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What’s the bar situation?
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May 10, 2019 04:17
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a wedding?? gently caress you im DEPRESSED
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May 10, 2019 04:24
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thank you for letting us know
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May 10, 2019 04:27
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Who's pullin a double at the dick sucking factory?
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May 10, 2019 04:31
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Everybody pulls doubles. Efficiency experts require both hands to be in use at all times.
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May 10, 2019 04:51
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the eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage
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May 10, 2019 05:08
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Nooner posted:Its outdoors and its gonna rain. Because it only rains on “cheap bastard” Friday weddings? I don’t understand.
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May 10, 2019 05:11
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Hyrax Attack! posted:What’s the bar situation? Open 
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May 10, 2019 05:38
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It's a nice day for a white wedding - working class middle-americans
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May 10, 2019 05:40
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If having it on a Friday was the compromise they had to make to keep the bar open, then I would give them a pass. Don’t be an ungrateful dick. You could have had your whole Saturday ruined by a dry wedding or cash bar.
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May 10, 2019 05:46
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gary oldmans diary posted:the eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage did you pull this from a zen koans for drooling malcontents desk calendar? it hit me deep
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Giant_Pupils posted:Because it only rains on “cheap bastard” Friday weddings? I don’t understand. Because Friday weddings venues are a lot cheaper than Saturday or Sunday cause they are a pain in the rear end since all your guests gotta take at least a day off of work, more if you are from out of town. But do agree if it was between weekend wedding and cash/no bar and friday open totes worth losing a day of PTO. My mother in law is here, she wanted to go to cheesecake factory for dinner. Yeah, okay, fine, come half way across the country to like freaking food mecca of west coast but let's go to Denny's except everything is like $22 great, cool.
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May 10, 2019 07:02
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any attractive groomsmen/bridesmaids that you can dance with. Is there an open bar?
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May 10, 2019 07:17
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Edgar posted:any attractive groomsmen/bridesmaids that you can dance with. Is there an open bar? There is an open bar and I will be dancing with my attractive wife, but there might be some hot bridesmaids/groomsmen I dont really know her cousin, she is kinda a punker and her fiance is a handyman with a big ole lumberjack beard. They are both very cool people
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May 10, 2019 07:28
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Nooner posted:There is an open bar and I will be dancing with my attractive wife, but there might be some hot bridesmaids/groomsmen I dont really know her cousin, she is kinda a punker and her fiance is a handyman with a big ole lumberjack beard. They are both very cool people Well you know what they say about men who are handy. Dance with the groom and see where it goes from there.
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May 10, 2019 07:54
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Take pics of the stupid couple to share with your posting pals
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Nooner posted:There is an open bar and I will be dancing with my attractive wife, but there might be some hot bridesmaids/groomsmen I dont really know her cousin, she is kinda a punker and her fiance is a handyman with a big ole lumberjack beard. They are both very cool people you're gonna spend most of the time talking with some guy named Wendell who isn't even your uncle but he claims he is and he keeps talking about his septic tank i appreciate you nooner but we both know nothing as interesting as what you said is gonna happen
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May 10, 2019 10:11
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gary oldmans diary posted:the eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin. Then the sweet, sweet innards.
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May 10, 2019 11:34
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a day without nooner posts what will we do 
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Bet middle management lanyard types would pay $1,000s to see a plot-heavy porno film that's just 2 hours of black belts leading a workshop to improve cycle time and labor ratios at the dick sucking factory Nobody's providing content to the Taylorism fetishists and I smell an opportunity shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 13:20 on May 10, 2019 |
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May 10, 2019 13:18
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Was Goku invited?
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May 10, 2019 13:35
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Please don't cuck the groom, it's extremely bad etiquette.
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May 10, 2019 14:07
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make sure to think of some good objections to shout out when the time comes
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May 10, 2019 14:10
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Mozi posted:make sure to think of some good objections to shout out when the time comes Like badgering the witness
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May 10, 2019 14:12
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Literally getting married tomorrow so if your friends wedding sucks Nooner you’re welcome at mine.
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May 10, 2019 14:26
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I've been invited a friend's wedding. It's in November. In Wisconsin. I hate this friend now.
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May 10, 2019 15:53
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All the easier to have a wet t shirt contest, thank god for small blessings.
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May 10, 2019 15:54
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Mode 7 posted:Literally getting married tomorrow so if your friends wedding sucks Nooner you’re welcome at mine. Congratulations.
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May 10, 2019 16:20
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Nooner posted:Its outdoors and its gonna rain. Rude rear end in a top hat. I had my wedding on a Friday
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May 10, 2019 16:33
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Mode 7 posted:Literally getting married tomorrow so if your friends wedding sucks Nooner you’re welcome at mine. Holy crap, congratulations!!
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May 10, 2019 16:36
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The Bananana posted:Rude rear end in a top hat. Hrm, I don't see that vacation day I'm burning to attend on your registry 
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Nooner posted:Hrm, I don't see that vacation day I'm burning to attend on your registry Blame America, not me. I hear the EU gets an assload of vacay days.
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piss and poo poo in a bucket and then pour the bucket over your head and then eat the bucket
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