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"Cowabunga," Batman said. "This place is hell." "Hell?" "Not only is it hellacious, it is also dangerous." "Yeah." The bat-beasts watched on, but none had made a sound. "We go next. We go to the bottom of the sea," Bruce added, gesturing towards the bottom of the ocean. "Hell is the bottom," Robin said. "What are you talking about," Vandal asked. "The bottom." "But what do you mean, what do you mean-" "We go to the bottom, see what's on the moon," Batman said, his voice still cold. "We go to the moon." "-to the bottom of the sky." Robin nodded slowly and raised one hand, while Vandal waved his hand at a blue beam. The beam hit the side of a giant beast, which flustered immediately. "...Oh poo poo." "I want you and your team to come with me," Vandal said, his voice as cold as he ever sounded. Then "I want you and your team to go with me." "You don't have to
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quote:Han Solo, in a statement Friday: "Our lives have been changed forever as a thousand generations ago, when we first walked on the surface of the moon. Yet that dream is no longer a reality for me as it is to millions of others who are dreaming of the same." quote:Spiderman does whatever is demanded of him, regardless of the cost. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 08:43 on May 11, 2019 |
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Dear Richard, I am a single mother of a 2 children. I was raised Catholic and raised as an evangelical Christian. I was raised to be a good Christian and a loving husband. I am now a gay Christian who loves God but he did not choose me. In my 20s, I started coming out as a gay Christian to my parents. I was not okay with their response and to this day have never felt comfortable expressing my sexuality openly. I am a single mother of the beautiful and loving husband who is the best dad I could ever hope to have. My wife and I have always been supportive of my choice but now that I am a Christian and raising young my decision to live openly and be true to the faith has been a challenge. When I was 16 my wife asked me to come on the show, to give her a glimpse into the world. She was concerned because I do not always speak about my sexuality in a sensitive
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FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends. FYAD is a great place to get away and chill. I have heard many times that there are very many cool people in FYAD, so be careful if you plan to go. If you're going to be out partying, keep in mind the following tips: DO NOT DRINK! FYAD is notorious for its drunken parties. The people who hang out that are drinking are the ones who will be in the most trouble. DO NOT ASK TO HAVE YOUR PHONE VIA FACEBOOK! People usually don't mind asking for their pictures, but don't ask them questions that can be difficult. DO NOT FORGET YOUR NAME. You are probably thinking: "Well, I
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Shopping List: -Milk -Beverages -Sweets and candies -Stuffed stuffed animals-Munchies -Wrap dressings-Bowls and blankets-Boxes and gift bags -Stick or knife -Baby wipes -Fruit, crack, or nuts -Shampoo -Dry cleaning solution -Tissue tissue -Water/soda -Baking soda -Plastic bags -Paper products* -Rubber gloves -Ear buds (must have ear buds, earplugs, and ear plugs/cables) -Carpet and cushions -Lint and dust remover (must have clean carpet and cushions) -Coconut oil (must be at least 4 squares a day) Toiletries* -Nails -Bandage -Muffin tops -Hair dryer
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Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. The first four, with a radius of 5 feet, are on the edge; the next four, with a radius of 20 feet, are not on the edge; the next four are on the cliff (which is 50 feet above the edge). A single ball, or perhaps two, of any size could move to any of these edges, and the remaining four can jump to the other side of the cliff. Now, the fifth ball, or fifth ball, can jump to either of the remaining four edge balls. The ball that did this, however, did not get up from the edge: it jumped to the edge after crossing through the first four. That's precisely why when you find a rock with another rock on it, your first step can be to jump down and take the third one that's already down (which is 5 feet below). What I'm trying to say is that you can find an edge on the other side of a cliff and then jump straight down to it – that's what I call a natural
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RuPaul and Kurt Cobain walk into a bar. Kurt and Kurt play video games and sing together. They go down on a date and Kurt is really drunk. He ends up killing some people and Kurt is pretty drunk himself. He's trying to have sex with Cobain and Kurt's pregnant. He gets very drunk, and goes out on a date with Courtney Act and Courtney's pregnant. Kurt and Courtney's friends are out. Kurt's group is out and they say something to him but he doesn't listen and ends up killing everyone that night. Kurt is also very drunk and comes across as really, really hosed up. When he sees Courtney again, he is not as drunk. He comes off drunk and seems normal again. He leaves Courtney's bed next to her and they go out to dinner. I think it would be a really great thing if the story involved people talking to their friends. Then I'm sure it would attract more attention from people. Miss Vanjie, the mother of former New Jersey governor Deval Patrick, was in town with her husband, Pat Vanjie, and his wife, Barbara "Barbie" Vanjie. They were waiting for friends at the Atlantic Grill restaurant, when a man walked in. He got up to introduce himself and then approached and talked to the family, according to a spokesman for the restaurant and former staffers. He said: "I'm Bill." And what does he mean by that? In the course of the conversation, Vanjie said, he learned that Patrick also voted for Obama in 2008. And as he tried to get up from his seat and continue trying to talk with the family, his wife, Pat, stepped in and pointed the gun at his head. "What do we do now?" Pat asked. As Pat turned to leave, who knows if someone would have been able to convince them not to leave anyway. But as they left her husband was dead. RUPAUL: This is a lip-sync for your life, we need to see your lips. Take that thing off your face. VALENTINA: I'd like to keep it on, please. RUPAUL: It's a lip-sync. What part of that do you not understand? VALENTINA: I'm not even kissing you… RUPAUL: I'm not even listening. VALENTINA: Please, I'm not kissing you. I love you, I've said to you many times, but I think I'm going to break it off on my own. I'm going to be my own woman. RUPAUL: I am kissing you. VALENTINA: I'm going to give you a chance to change. When did that happen, the kiss before? RUPAUL: In a few seconds. You need to stop being such a bitch. I need you more than ever. I need to be myself again. Not as the perfect woman. To kiss him, with your lips parted, is too much. I know you would take a break. But I'm still going to be there tonight."
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Charles Dickens - A Tale Of Two Cities posted:It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, it was the summer of joy, it was the fall of sadness, it was the storm of destruction, it was the storm of happiness, it was the night of sleep, it was the day of light, it was the summer of gloom, it was the winter of hope, it was the fall of regret, it was the spring of faith, it was the fall of fear, it was the winter of wisdom, it was the spring of foolishness, it was the epoch of faith, it was the epoch of doubt, it was the epoch of foolishness... Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime posted:You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime posted:You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack Warren G - Regulate posted:It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Thomas L on rottentomatoes, reviewing The Last Jedi posted:This film did a disservice to fans who have been awaiting the return of Luke for 30 years. If you want to watch a film that treats the decline of it's hero better, watch Logan. This is an abysmal film. The story begins with the revelation of Logan's identity. A little boy named Michael is raised by a pair of mutants who have been banished to a remote region of space. As he begins to understand his new parents and the fate that awaits him the film starts to pick up. They have a daughter named Madison who is born with great powers. As the year progresses Michael moves into a house in a rural area of the state. The house is deserted and is a little creepy. The place where Michael grew up is now home to the government and they are sending him off as an asylum patient to live with other prisoners. Michael is still afraid of being alone and he has to live in peace until Logan visits him to take him back home.
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Arise, ye workers from your slumber, Arise, ye prisoners of want. For reason in revolt now thunders, and at last ends the age of cant! And at every word the thunder breaks forth with deafening sound, And when it grows loud the prisoners of want Flee away forthwith into the desert, And it has been for some time past! There can't be any more, the song tells, before the soldiers at dawn, all dressed in orange suits, get down from their cars, put their feet on their hips and march forward. They stop a few meters away at a table with their heads turned away from the window, their hands up on their thighs, and they all say a prayer: we worship at least one of our ancestors who served our masters with all his might! I don't want to go to the front, but I really hate having to go back again. I'm really afraid I will have to fight again before I get back  Edit: One more... Completion Now, tell me, what is the charge? Eating a meal? Eating a succulent, Chinese meal?!?!" "Haha, yes, of course." The owner nodded. Tiger's head had stopped looking up at Tian Feng. He was staring at Tian Feng, his eyes full of disdain. Tian Feng had always been too prideful, he used to treat Tiger just like that when they were at school, so he didn't even say much with Tiger, just to show off his superiority. That wasn't enough either. Tian Feng really had his senses completely off from the moment Tian Feng came back. But there was no longer anyone to kill, so there was a definite difference between fighting and eating something. Tiger's eyes had completely closed. He didn't even bother to open the mouth and swallow after all. "There were a few people at the food court back then." Tian Feng smiled and said, "If you say so." "Yes." Tiger nodded. Samovar fucked around with this message at 10:35 on May 11, 2019 |
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I'm gay and I'm Barack Obama. I'm an American hero. I'm a guy. I'm an atheist. And I'm an ally. This isn't the first time I've been exposed to a video, or been treated differently based on my gender identity. I'm not the only one. Here's the thing—I was one. I'm not an "other". I'm not "gay". What I am is a full human being without gender. Not "girl". Not "woman". Not "transsexual". It's not a secret that for several years, I've been a guy just waiting for the right time to take the next step. Every time I get the chance, I look around me and ask myself: "What does this mean to me?" My own family and friends always say, "Don't worry! It's OK!". It was really hard for me not to be the guy in my family who was gay, but at least I was honest when I did it. I'm in my late teens now. By that time, I'm a big part of my family, and everyone in my family knows that it's okay for me to be who I
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piss is stored in the balls for about an hour. In my lab, one of the workers has a machine that extracts the urine from it. In this process, the balls of pee get turned into plastic bags which can be used for food. For us, though, it becomes a problem when we want to eat meat or other animal food. For that, I always need to boil the pee after use," the doctor told the newspaper. As to why so many are turning to eating fake meat, said the doctor, "The problem is that there's a good product in that fake meat can't hurt anyone but humans. But some companies know that the real meat is not a good source of protein and it can be harmful to the animals. If some customers who don't like meat start to order fake meat, then we won't take any orders to avoid that."
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I care about Big Beef City. Big Beef City did nothing wrong," said Mark Mays, a city spokesman. "It's just that the city didn't want to make money there." Mays said one or both of the city officials might be fired, but the lawsuit and the other are unrelated — and it's uncertain whether a settlement is coming. The city of Los Angeles is reviewing its legal options, but he said he couldn't say whether it is considering hiring private lawyers, a move often made by government officials. "I don't know why we're spending more time focusing on suing us instead of looking at the facts," he said. "I guess we're going to fight this in court the way we always thought we'd." One of the most prominent plaintiffs in the lawsuit came to court in early May. He wasn't there but filed his complaint the same day, saying the city violated his constitutional right to travel his home — which is protected as a First Amendment
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Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again 」 「 ……!」 I thought this is over yet again. I have no more reasons for fighting to defeat my enemies. 「 ……What should I do, you will help me 」 Ah, let's go to the entrance of the castle. We have to go deeper into this fortress. 「 …..If we head deeper, maybe we should start with the basement of the castle. The two rooms we have to enter are where they are, but there are still guards there…」 Naga-san pointed out something on top of a large rock. It's called an underground door. After we get inside we will fight against other demons. There is no other option than fighting against them alone. While we fought the demons who looked like humans, we also looked at the entrance of the fortress. For sure, it was an inn. 『…It was called an inn, but it didn't look like it.』 The thing with the iron plate on the front was a map of the fortress. I
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https://twitter.com/PornDescBot/status/1127002887048003586quote:What are "Jail Panties"? I am so glad that you asked. Here are the basics: The term "Jail Panties" comes from an old joke in the TV show "Seinfeld." The joke, "The first time the police put on prison pants … they told their prisoners to go to jail pants and they said no jeans, please." One inmate replied, "We shouldn't let them give us prison pants," thus causing the joke to return to the world as Prison Panties. Prison Panties have always been the staple clothing for women prisoners. Since that day, people all over the world have seen prisoners wearing them, and some women's liberation groups have been using this humorous slogan to encourage prisoners to wear more traditional clothing. These "Prison Panties" can be worn with pants, blouses, pantsuits or all types of clothing. Prison Panties are a favorite outfit of female prison guards across the globe. Prisoners use them in many ways, from changing from their cells to changing https://twitter.com/PornDescBot/status/1126942488642621441 quote:Its such a HEARTBREAK for you that I only gently caress clowns, huh? Such a shame I don't invite humans into my bedroom. It's too risky..." quote:If you're looking for more images of the sexualization and bondage of clown sex, check out The Sexualization and Beheadings Of The Clown and The Clowns With No Names: Sex, Bodies And Bodies, which are about the way we view clowns as sex machines. And to get a more literal look at this kind of violence, we're going to see some pretty graphic photos. https://twitter.com/PornDescBot/status/1126459306671525888 quote:WORKING OUT AND RUNNING MAKES ME SUPER SWEATY AND YOU MY LIL ARMPIT LOVER ARE GOING TO ENJOY A LIL TREAT! https://twitter.com/PornDescBot/status/1126338510556999680 quote:Does ghost jizz leave a stain on orange cashmere? Watch and find out!
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General Bullshit > Talk to Transformer - The Sexualization and Beheadings Of The Clown
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quote:When we first discovered oil it was easy to spot the oil in the soil because it smelled pretty much the same.
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Space is big. Really big. You just wouldn't believe how vastly, hugely, mind bogglingly big it is. You might think it's a long way to the chemists, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen, I don't give a flying gently caress where the heck I'm going. That I don't need any other planet or celestial bodies around me to support life. But that's just me being a dick to folks who think like me. Space is really huge. And I think it could be done for free if there was a big enough group of like minded folks willing to go through all that trouble for a single planet. This group could be assembled anywhere in the world, the whole sky, but it needs to be here. We will need people. We have to know about space before we can have our first contact. To help bring space exploration to all of the people that can't afford a plane to go explore it, here's a little something: You go down in the world's oceans. You're not going to see the sun or
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I like rule 2 This seems mean  New Simpsons is weird  Cooking with robots  Call the cops 
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Transformers, more than meets the eye. You just can't stop. And yet, you cannot stop me from... I am a Transformer! My transformation starts here... in the clouds! - My transformation starts here, too! - My transforming starts here! My transforming starts right here, in the city lights! I just need to get the timing right... I know I will! Oh, hey, hey! This makes me happy... I've always wanted to transform! Oh! I can do this! How about with our friends...? Hey, hey, hey! Wait... can you believe we've got something together? - What's that, "the Friends"? - The Friends, huh? It's true. My friends are the Transformers! It's like I have... a friend here! This is the next phase of me being Transformer. You know a friend of mine had... a transformation...? - He is...? - He is Optimus Prime! Yeah, me too! I have just the person for it! - No,
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Oh no! I just saw Granos! Call the prying fingers or something... PANGO (screaming) GRANSON (shaking head) No, he just… (he pushes his face into the toilet). PANGO'S VOICE Oh my god... (he pushes Granos away) I mean, he was very… well, (a few more seconds pass) It was the most awful face you ever saw, I mean you could almost feel the blood coming out of his face
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I started loving her hard from behind while pulling on her nipples. I was so turned on by how hard she was getting right then. "I guess you're gonna be getting ready for dinner, huh? I know you've been craving some more sex, and now you've got it." "Yup, your body feels so loving hard from all of this," says Amy from her room. She quickly jumps down so as not to upset Amy further. She grabs her bed, pulls on all the clothes in her bed and makes her way to the kitchen area. After picking up all the groceries Amy takes off her clothes and puts them away. In the kitchen, Amy opens her laptop and starts typing up a script just like earlier when she'd been reading things on it. After it's all ready Amy looks up and sees Lisa sitting on her couch. "So what am I doing tonight?" asks Amy, confused. "You're doing the dishes. The house is nice this way," Lisa points out. "Wow," says Amy. "
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Mine found Jesus. Does a computer have a soul? Is there a ghost in the machine? And because a man is human only as we are, the divine gift of our divine nature, which made us mortal beings and not angels, is our divine purpose and God's divine plan and purpose. [The Word became flesh and dwelt amongst us — John 3:18]. The second passage of Scripture says, "And I, when I delivered my first-born from the hand of the destroyer, that I might save even the least of them", so that all might see the nature of God, that there was no distinction. For if man was begotten of His Mother from without, there must be some difference between the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost, for they are not the Father. But in order to prove which of these things the Father is, that which is between them is called God; and the Son is the Father of the Son, even the Holy Ghost. [SECTION III] Therefore this is the beginning of Our human being. [SECTION IV] But We were formed by the Father out
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The phalluses of clowns are ickingly sexy. But now, this latest prank has gone way beyond anything a normal clown has done before. A man named James is known for producing his own sexualised phallus. 'I've had it up in there for about three hours, it's been hot and bothered me,' James told The Daily Beast. 'I got in it for a good three hours before I put an ice cube on it.' The phallus that James used was from a pair of penis pumps that he purchased online. They're available for $80, and they are supposed to make the penis hard, but that didn't stop James from using them. James said his penis grew to twice the size with no problem. James said he started out using the penis pumps when he was 19 and had them for five years until someone decided to give them to him in 2009 so he could 'grow the dick bigger' and have them longer. The other device that James used was from the Chinese brand
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If I looking for frog Him name is Hopkin green frog ????? I guess it's the first question to ask, do you have a frog name I know I know the way you play the keyboard and it works, but I want to know how it works This might sound strange but the name Hopkin is actually a frog name. The name Hopkin comes from an old English poem which means "hopped frog". The name "Hopkin" has the same meaning and sounds weird, but is used today. A common story is that this story is a kind of frog magic trick which has been told to young children since time immemorial. The reason you can see a story like this? "He was found with a cracked jaw with a small head as his mother said he had been attacked by a frog." It is believed that this story was given to children from age 5 years to 10 years old. But you could also take a look at a picture of the frog we have been talking about and think about a frog called Hopkin; what do they look like?
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Last week on Game of Thrones, you learned about a secret meeting at the King's Landing High Council — what the real agenda is behind Jon Snow's "bastard sword" joke. Now the season premiere of Game of Thrones continues to feature a scene that may show the real agenda behind the King's Landing attack on House Stark. During this episode, it is revealed that Lady Stoneheart isn't the daughter of Brienne of Tarth that Jon Snow claimed. Instead, it appears Ramsay Bolton is the father of Arya Stark's child. The only child of House Tully and House Bolton, Arya doesn't share his name at all. It's an interesting twist, since it shows that the Lord of Light isn't as powerful as he appears. Jon has already demonstrated his power and loyalty to House Stark while also trying to kill them off. Is his daughter to blame for what happens at Winterfell? In the scene, Ramsay asks Sansa Alternatively: Last week on Game of Thrones, the story came true. A group of Dothraki warriors were fighting during a skirmish between the First Men and the Númenóreans, a conflict that had raged for a thousand years. After seeing that the Dothraki had defeated all their foes, the First Men and their allies returned home to prepare for the next battle. The First Men, though victorious, were not content to leave behind the corpses of their opponents and, because of the war's length, they needed more soldiers for the upcoming defense of Westeros. So, the First Men sent their old ally the Harpers to recruit warriors in the Seven Kingdoms. And on the day before the first battle between the First Men and the Númenóreans, King Joffrey asked the Harpers to create a new type of warrior to give the newly arrived army a fighting chance.
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lol posted:How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? ....welp, I guess that's the end of that debate.
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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? We came from Mississippi. But in that era, I suppose you're just an American from the South. If I could give it everything back I'd give anything back to it. I grew up there growing up, and all the time I thought it was a beautiful place to be. I guess it was about the size of Mississippi. I went there, bought a house, got married there, and had a son there that was, from what I could gather, very good. We had four boys together. At the time when my father moved for Mississippi, it was a pretty big city. And when I grew up, I didn't like going to places where people from Mississippi were from. I guess they were a little different, but I kind of knew it. What about your sister? My sister had married a black
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quote:The sky was the color of a television tuned to T.V., she thought of the weather channel. The sun would be as bright and beautiful as usual, she imagined, and it would start raining soon. "This is gonna be better than Christmas," she thought, sitting up and wiping her face and turning on the television. "God forbid."
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Aidsdork Shitler," as the band's song "Bend Like a Stiletto" goes. The band will play four dates in the UK in February and March, playing the following year.
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Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise! This is the last installment of my series of three part posts titled, "What Are They?". We'll focus on the most recent entry... this one being the "Transformers" episode "The Great War". The two Transformers in that episode, Jazz and the Jazz Master, are fighting each other with Optimus Prime's helmet and Ironhide's helmet. Jazz is playing to his fellow Transformers - not as heroes in their own way, but by showing how powerful they are and how they are willing to sacrifice to save the galaxy. He uses Jetfire, a massive fusion beam that can rip through a planet's atmosphere to create massive clouds that can swallow enemies into space - which is an act that makes people from all galaxies jealous, but Jazz uses it to save humans and make himself safe when his friends are hurt. Once the clouds have Edit: Spider-man, Spider-man, does whatever a Spider can! Spins a web, any size, catches thieves, just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spider-man! Spink and snort his webs. (You guessed it!) Spit fire when Spider-man attacks. Spider-man's web webbing doesn't fall on them! Spider-man's webbing has amazing webbing properties Spider-man has Spider-man webbing to cover his head, eyes, and legs. Spider-man webs up with lightning speed when he shoots out his webs. The lightning arcs down and creates energy to do it! Spider-man's webbing extends to absorb incoming fire. Spider-man's webs can absorb water! Spiders can't resist the bite. Hail The Spider-man. Spider-man: Spider-man, this looks exciting. Spider-man: ...I'm Spider-man again! I've just seen you! I'll save you from spiders. In fact, I did! But let's stop for a moment and think about why you're here. What do you want me to do? Spider-man evilmiera fucked around with this message at 20:29 on May 11, 2019 |
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In 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 feet through an announcer's table in their WWE World Heavyweight Championship match on Raw. In 1994, The Undertaker was on an island and threw Mankind off a bridge. In 1993, The Undertaker threw Mankind off a ship off an iceberg off of the island nation of Tonga. In 1991, The Undertaker threw Mankind off a building off of an island where he did a heelish run around the inside and outside, almost falling off a building, before grabbing the mic. This came as a result of him throwing a wrestler against the building, which was said to be a joke by Kevin Nash and Ric Flair, before his match. The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of the World Trade Center three nights in a row, twice, in one night, for no reason. In 1991, The Undertaker threw Mankind off of the roof of a building to the point that he did not survive
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Dril tweets make for good starters. i do not find it unreasonable , during my scheduled Cleaning, to ask my dentist to wash my dick as well, since my dick is basically a tooth, and I do not think this is an unreasonable request. I have the usual "please go to a sex toy store instead". However, I also do not find it unreasonable to ask my dentist to do the same if my dick really needs cleaning. My dick is completely natural like that. Also, I do not think this is an unreasonable request. Also, I do not think this is an unreasonable request. Anonymous 05/19/15 (Tue) 04:17:36 PM No. 139636 >>139635 i don't even. i don't even. "DISRESPECTFUL !! DISRESPECTFUL !!" the crowds shriek, upon learning that the scene of bat man wiping his rear end & sucking his own dick is Cut, !! "DON'T YOU DARE PASTE OFF MY SISTER !!!" screamed the crowd at the sight of his butt in her panties! Cut! "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU THREW IT AWAY WITH MY SISTER'S PEE!!!" cried the crowd with the camera on the back of his head Cut! "YOU ROGUES!!! YOU STUPID YOGA SLUT!," yelled the crowd while the camera caught up as he made a rude gesture of defiance. Cut! "OH MY GOD!!!!" screamed an angry crowd who were about to cut him! Cut! The movie will be released July 20th from Haim, which did a great job in putting them under their mark. So far there's been more than 40 screenings of the movie already and they're looking at making the movie into a Blu-ray release. You can check out the trailer below or the official trailer here. You can pre using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as poo poo runs down my leg, i cry to the heavens. i stand up to a huge wave as i stare down the abyss; i am afraid of nothing at all. i stand and fight for freedom for my people, i do not hide from it. i do everything for the cause as all my life. using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as poo poo runs down my leg, ur guys are right next to me and are just staring at me in awe (so loud that I can already feel my heart start beating quick but there it hangs; no doubt, this has no place in the US). i am standing in complete discomfort with my anus now, and as my face is still pink and i feel the sweat just coming off my body, i look at ur guys. we have all seen this poo poo countless times (in fact i saw it a few more times), and now it happens many times a day in our national culture. when a member of the media calls another national idol a "tits whore," that member has a right to be ashamed and feel bad for the country, but as soon as a member of the opposite sexual orientation calls another members a "bitch bitch," i have some poo poo to say ME: ill take.. one Cruisp bird w/ extra bird sauce please KFC CLERK: Huh? ME: (gives him the Wink of Irony) KFC CLERK: Ah! The Wink of Irony... *Sighs* (points gun) (gives him more gun) *Sighs* ME: Hey! KFC CLERK: Huh? ME: (gives him the Wink of Irony) KFC CLERK: Ah! The Wink of Irony. *Sighs* Winkle: Um... what is it? (gives him it) ME: What the poo poo are you talking about? KFC CLERK: (points gun) ME: (gives him the Wink of Irony) What the gently caress are you talking about. (points gun) ME: What the gently caress? KFC CLERK: Uh... I thought it was only uh... ME: gently caress you, sir, I'm asking what in the gently caress the gently caress that is. KFC CLERK: I think it might be a fuckin' fake... ME: (hits him in the mouth) Oh gently caress, oh gently caress! [laughter] KFC CLERTK: *gives him guns again* What did that look like? (pointing gun in the air) (pointing gun at Me) Oh, God. [laughter] Winkle: *grabs him and pulls him inside* What the poo poo did you just
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There was only forward. No going back. The end was nigh and all was but blackness and chaos. The thousand grinding creatures made not of flesh and bone but of despair slumped forth and continued onward. In a matter of moments, all of her companions had disappeared. Their minds shattered and all they could do was stare at the shattered remains of their allies. They were just as confused as she was. The fact that there were still otherworldly beings, which would eventually be used to save the world, no longer matter if they took this form. It was now a hopeless struggle. All that remained was to make use of every scrap of energy at her disposal, as she searched for any way the souls from the dead would be rescued. The next few minutes were spent at an abandoned prison for those whom should know better, as most did not seem to be aware of her presence. The lights outside were extinguished.
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Lolquote:The first thing to remember when boiling water is not to take on water in a pan or into your dish or jug of water. Just use it in hot water, not warm water.
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Oh my loving lolquote:For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is your chance to expose him, and to reveal the many lies that have been told about you, and prove to the world that you are not a terrorist sympathizer!
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