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I went with a guy that works in the film industry and loving hates everything and he loved it. If you want a Pokemon anime you will be disappointed; if you want a mix of Blade Runner with Roger Rabbit visuals and a magical realism kinda story you will not throw a fit like a weeb at the end of the movie.
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i'm glad that you had a nice date but do they show pikachu's dick?
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May 11, 2019 07:53
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QuarkJets posted:i'm glad that you had a nice date but do they show pikachu's dick? no but mewtwos tail looks kinda like a weird dick if that's your thing
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May 11, 2019 07:54
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Imagine telling yourself a decade ago a live action pikachu movie with ryan reynolds would be legit heartwarming and good. like that is the most absurd sentence but here we are.
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May 11, 2019 08:09
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Tom Gorman posted:Imagine telling yourself a decade ago a live action pikachu movie with ryan reynolds would be legit heartwarming and good. yeah like I don't know how to feel about liking that movie so much as a grown man in my mid 30's, but I really liked it a lot and it made me happy inside but at least I wasn't the three weebs booing it in the theater when the credits rolled who bitched through the entire movie about the loving anime and how the pokemon didn't look how they're supposed to
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May 11, 2019 08:25
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I haven’t seen it but lmao at comparing a movie starring Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu to Blade Runner.
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May 11, 2019 08:44
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Quite A Tool posted:I haven’t seen it but lmao at comparing a movie starring Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu to Blade Runner. that's not what I said though? learn to read you definitely are a tool
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May 11, 2019 08:48
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get this.... it's pikachu..... but...... he's a detective!!!!!!!
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May 11, 2019 08:51
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I detected zero gay sex scenes and thus I sentence each and every person in the theater and Pikachu himself to everlasting pain I darn you to heck
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May 11, 2019 08:55
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I detected zero gay sex scenes and thus I sentence each and every person in the theater and Pikachu himself to everlasting pain I darn you to heck that's cumshitter's gimmick but not as funny and I didn't get any financial advice
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May 11, 2019 08:58
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MrQwerty posted:that's cumshitter's gimmick but not as funny and I didn't get any financial advice No idea who that is
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May 11, 2019 09:00
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I watched it on YouTube it was really repetitive. Cute though
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May 11, 2019 09:47
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I detected zero gay sex scenes Turn off your monitor.
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May 11, 2019 09:51
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I’ve heard of ‘gotta catch’em all’, but with Detective Pikachu in the house it sounds like he’s ‘gotta solve’em all’!
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May 11, 2019 12:40
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Idk if I want to be a grown up dude watching pokemon in the theater
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May 11, 2019 13:14
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My theater last night was like 90% adults, you’ll be fine my dude
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May 11, 2019 13:51
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That's even worse! You don't want to be in a closed room with adults who watch this stuff.
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May 11, 2019 14:07
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's even worse! You don't want to be in a closed room with adults who watch this stuff. jesus christ it's not like it's Sonic
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May 11, 2019 14:11
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's even worse! You don't want to be in a closed room with adults who watch this stuff. Just sit next to a kid and lean down and whisper every once in a while, people will think it is your kid
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May 11, 2019 14:13
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We are taking the kids today assuming they behave themselves and help us do chores this morning. Will report back.
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May 11, 2019 14:30
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Just sit next to a kid and lean down and whisper every once in a while, people will think it is your kid lmao
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May 11, 2019 14:32
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If god wanted me to see his movie he wouldn’t have taken my children away in that terrible me leaving them in a hot unventilated car while I played warhammer at the hobby shop all day accident.
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May 11, 2019 14:52
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Im going to see it this afternoon with my nieces
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May 11, 2019 14:54
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i had a real fun experience at the theatre seeing all the pokemon and reliving the nostalgia of the first movie, but if i think too hard about it after-the-fact it all falls apart like a house of cards so i'm choosing not to think to hard about it but really why did the bad guy need to make everyone pokemon? they just did that to have an excuse for the RR dad reveal, it woulda be just as cool a movie if it was that the bad guy wanted to steal mewtwo's body and pikachu and RR would have had the same motivations but instead RR is kidnapped or some poo poo and mewtwo put RR's spirit in pikachu to help him find his son, whammo blammo goddamit nooooooo i'm falling into the hoooooole
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May 11, 2019 14:56
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im not going to see it as i am neither a child nor mentally incompetent
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May 11, 2019 15:40
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:im not going to see it as i am neither a child nor mentally incompetent Strong disagree with the second part.
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May 11, 2019 15:58
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StrangersInTheNight posted:
I couldn't figure this out either. I was split between "it cures my incurable disease so this is good for everybody" and "I have a final solution for humanity" type thing, except it couldn't have affected anyone outside Rime City anyway so 
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May 11, 2019 16:12
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StrangersInTheNight posted:i had a real fun experience at the theatre seeing all the pokemon and reliving the nostalgia of the first movie, but if i think too hard about it after-the-fact it all falls apart like a house of cards He didn't need to, he WANTED to
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May 11, 2019 16:13
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mysterious frankie posted:If god wanted me to see his movie he wouldn’t have taken my children away in that terrible me leaving them in a hot unventilated car while I played warhammer at the hobby shop all day accident. Between the two warhammer is a bigger commitment so I’d call this a gray area
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May 11, 2019 16:31
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I have tickets for it on Tuesday night. I'm excited.
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May 11, 2019 17:28
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i watched mean streets last night
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May 11, 2019 17:38
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WatermelonGun posted:i watched mean streets last night What did you think of the deaths at the end
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May 11, 2019 17:42
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Tom Gorman posted:Imagine telling yourself a decade ago a live action pikachu movie with ryan reynolds would be legit heartwarming and good. No, we're not there yet. I know poo poo's bad right now, but we're still nowhere near that point, come on.
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May 11, 2019 17:44
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MrQwerty posted:but at least I wasn't the three weebs booing it in the theater when the credits rolled who bitched through the entire movie about the loving anime and how the pokemon didn't look how they're supposed to don't you dare talk to me or my real doll wives like that, we heard the movie was called dick pikachu and we were extremely disappointed to say the least
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May 11, 2019 17:52
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I’m going to see it today after buying my car, I’m looking forward to it. My son made a Detective Pikachu drawing and brought it with him, he’s so excited.
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May 11, 2019 18:03
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At the cinema about to watch it
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May 11, 2019 20:18
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:What did you think of the deaths at the end i’m legit confused no one explicitly dies? except johnny he’s prolly gonna die. but it doesn’t really matter the story ends and they’re all hosed. it’s a good movie i’ve seen it a few times now but i think i’ve been drinking each of those times.
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May 11, 2019 20:25
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So lemme guess the bad guy wants to liberate the pokemon but our imperialistic slaver hero saves the day again by keeping sentient beings enslaved and forced to fight in gladiator combat.
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May 11, 2019 20:34
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The ads aren’t even over and I’m already having second thoughts about this. The screen is full of some of the gooniest motherfuckers alive and it reeks of BO.
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May 11, 2019 20:41
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You should have put on some deodorant 
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