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trick question 1) data is an android, data was never a baby 2) star trek takes place in the future, so going back in time would be useless 3) data is faster and stronger than any human. you would have no chance of killing him if you got tricked by the question, please post "drat, I GOT OWNED" below |
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May 11, 2019 22:10
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cda posted:trick question WRONG You've been hoodwinked by the system, me and my co workers thought about this very conundrum and this is us, going back in time, to murder Data when he was a baby Destroy this evidence after viewing, just looking at it could end you up in some kind of chrono-offender time prison! Graphic violence involving baby robots and destruction, view at your own risk! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbAOQNVP7Xk https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 11, 2019 22:43
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Yes op i would go back in time to kill dats |
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May 11, 2019 22:55
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Why you ask, would i go and do this malcious thing? To steal his glases  or visor, whatever you call the thing that grants him visuion
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May 11, 2019 22:59
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And then i would bring that tevhnology back to tge future and get rich -- heheh, not such a stupid idea now, youre thinking |
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May 11, 2019 23:04
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drat, I GOT OWNED -said data, the baby, right before I killed him |
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May 11, 2019 23:57
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BrownianMotion posted:Why you ask, would i go and do this malcious thing? To steal his glases reported |
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May 12, 2019 00:00
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loling imagining you idiots going back in time to kill data from star trek, only to find out that he hadn't been built yet
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May 12, 2019 02:03
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he is a wonderful cat owner so no I would not |
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May 12, 2019 02:13
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♪ ~ butterfly in the sky gonna be a rich guy ~ ♫ ♪ ~ just take a look thru visor at book ~ ♫ ♪ ~ blind man that can see a genius plan by me ~ ♫ |
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May 12, 2019 02:39
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cda posted:loling imagining you idiots going back in time to kill data from star trek, only to find out that he hadn't been built yet |
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May 12, 2019 06:01
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Baby Data with a gun |
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May 12, 2019 16:52
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Baby Data with a gun Impossible |
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May 12, 2019 18:17
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yeah, it would be a phaser |
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May 12, 2019 19:21
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Joke's on you, I went forward in time and murdered elderly data. |
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May 12, 2019 20:09
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Got sent a genealogy chart from the future showing who the current living ancestors of Dr Soong are.
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May 13, 2019 04:59
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Joke's on you, I went forward in time and murdered elderly data. It was really easy, too, as he was infirm from being so elderly and all the aging. |
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May 13, 2019 09:41
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First I will devise an initiative to make Data a baby. Then I will go forward in time, and kill the baby data. |
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May 13, 2019 10:15
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Joke's on you, I went forward in time and murdered elderly data. As a fictional character, Data exists in an eternal present. I am sorry I will have to wait hundreds of years to see the look on your face when you realized that you were no closer to Data than when you began your time journey. |
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May 13, 2019 14:28
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Android Blues posted:First I will devise an initiative to make Data a baby. Then I will go forward in time, and kill the baby data. Trivial. Propose an animated show for children called Star Trek Babies. |
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May 13, 2019 14:29
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| If I can step back from the thread for a moment and just say how crazy it is that there hasn't been a Star Trek Babies show because that seems like a total no-brainer. | |
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May 13, 2019 14:30
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| Star Trek: the New Generation. Baby Worf. Baby Data. Baby Jeordi. Baby Troi. Baby Picard. Guinan is the Nanny figure. Baby Q causes trouble. They learn about the scientific method, how to get along with different races, and how to solve problems | |
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May 13, 2019 14:32
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cda posted:Star Trek: the New Generation. Baby Worf. Baby Data. Baby Jeordi. Baby Troi. Baby Picard. Guinan is the Nanny figure. Baby Q causes trouble. They learn about the scientific method, how to get along with different races, and how to solve problems baby riker constantly asking where babies come from |
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May 13, 2019 18:13
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and somehow baby riker still has a full grown beard |
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May 13, 2019 20:06
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cda posted:If I can step back from the thread for a moment and just say how crazy it is that there hasn't been a Star Trek Babies show because that seems like a total no-brainer. Star Trek Babies/Muppet Babies crossover imminent |
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May 13, 2019 20:38
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Picard, staring down the barrel of a phaser rifle at Baby Data, lying in his crib: im gonna do it!! Im gonna blow this drat baby to kingdom come me: hey Picard, maybe you sh-- Picard: don't say another word! That's an order!! me: you can't shoot a baby!! Picard: https://youtu.be/xFGfWrJR5Ck
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May 13, 2019 20:42
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Baby Data is just a hypothesis |
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May 13, 2019 20:54
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Gonna go forward in time and kill Big Data so he can't make baby datas |
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May 13, 2019 21:00
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hamjobs posted:Gonna go forward in time and kill Big Data so he can't make baby datas you will have to find him first, inside: the cloud
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May 13, 2019 21:02
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| smol data is under my protection | |
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May 14, 2019 01:24
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are there any stairs in the entire Enterprise? Is baby Data even protected??
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May 14, 2019 15:30
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S4 E7 Secrets, intro (excerpt) Whorf: We are taking heavy damage, Captain. We are not protected. Data: Captain, there is a 50% chance that pushing will protect us. However, there is an equal chance that shoving will instead have the desired protective effect. *ship shakes* Whorf: Taking further damage. Evacuating decks 67 through 69. Riker: Captain, we need to choose! *slow zoom on Picard with tense note playing, cut to opening credits*
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May 14, 2019 15:34
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can data get pregnant and have a baby data? instead of like "baby momma" or "baby daddy" would it be like "yeah that's my baby data"?
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May 15, 2019 05:29
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what if we all showed up in the past at the same time and then decided to party? i would not like that. i came here to kill a baby >: D
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May 15, 2019 05:33
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alnilam posted:S4 E7 Secrets, intro (excerpt)
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May 16, 2019 01:56
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mysterious frankie posted:what if we all showed up in the past at the same time and then decided to party? i would not like that. i came here to kill a baby >: D ya but why not both?!
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May 16, 2019 16:40
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i just wanted to let you know that you did not trick me with this question, because i thought of all those facts, and i am not so easily duped, unlike Data who is very easy to trick due to his naivety and lack of understanding of social customs and mores!!!
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May 16, 2019 19:58
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Data can easily be tricked, much like Chewbacca before him, by putting a cartoon ham over a net, where when he takes the ham, the net scoops him up into the air. that's the level of buffoonery we're dealing with here. of course he could then easily rip the net apart with his horrible metal limbs but the fact remains that he would have been quite the April's fool if this trap were laid in April ---------------- |
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May 16, 2019 20:00
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Who is data |
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May 16, 2019 20:51
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Martin BadClixx posted:Who is data actually it would be more correct to say "who are data" or "who is datum" 
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