wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Me: *sprays Windex on a surface and starts wiping everything down with a paper towel*
You: You sicko. You absolute gross monster. What the gently caress.

# ? May 13, 2019 15:46

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:28

cda: by Hand Knit

Bo-Pepper posted:

Me: *sprays Windex on a surface and starts wiping everything down with a paper towel*
You: You sicko. You absolute gross monster. What the gently caress.

# ? May 13, 2019 16:02

Goons Are Gifts

Bo-Pepper posted:

Me: *sprays Windex on a surface and starts wiping everything down with a paper towel*
You: You sicko. You absolute gross monster. What the gently caress.

# ? May 13, 2019 16:41

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

# ? May 13, 2019 16:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? May 13, 2019 18:35

Goons Are Gifts

hosed up man

# ? May 13, 2019 18:51

Farecoal: There he go

wish i had a gf so i could get a power blast of blue fluid 1x/month

# ? May 13, 2019 19:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Buying a lot of windshield wiper fluid at the store so my bf doesn't realize I missed my 1x/month 3x/year

# ? May 13, 2019 20:38

beer pal

whats up everybody. just popping in to say i wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue flui on a tampon 1x/month

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? May 13, 2019 21:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Losing your girlfriend because you "blue" it

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? May 13, 2019 21:41

Flavius Aetass

blue fluid? must be that time of the month!

i'm sorry, i didnt mean too offend any one i thought we were talking about periods

# ? May 13, 2019 21:47

google THIS

beer pal posted:

whats up everybody. just popping in to say i wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue flui on a tampon 1x/month

# ? May 13, 2019 21:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

my wife hates that I watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month. women, amirite?

# ? May 13, 2019 23:00

cda: by Hand Knit

beer pal posted:

whats up everybody. just popping in to say i wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue flui on a tampon 1x/month

# ? May 13, 2019 23:33

Farecoal: There he go

hey guys what's up, gfhaver here! it's that time of the month, which means, yeah, blue fluid time!!

# ? May 13, 2019 23:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

You nerds don't actually have a gf, because if you did you'd know that the girl pees on the tampon and if it turns blue, that means she's pregnant.

# ? May 14, 2019 00:14

google THIS

A dystopian future where all the gf's must battle in an arena to earn their 1x/monthly blue fluid ration.

# ? May 14, 2019 16:36

take the moon: by sebmojo

guys only want one thing and its loving disgusting

a gf to pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

# ? May 14, 2019 18:04

Twenty Four

going to the store and buying tampons once a month to make the cashier think I have a girlfriend

# ? May 15, 2019 05:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Twenty Four posted:

going to the store and buying tampons once a month to make the cashier think I have a girlfriend

incredible

# ? May 15, 2019 05:42

Farecoal: There he go

"do you guys have any blue fluid?"

# ? May 15, 2019 12:41

Stoner Sloth

pour tampon blue,
i a watch her so on,
could fluid month 1x,
wish i had a g/f

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# ? May 15, 2019 13:02

super sweet best pal

Surprise her next Valentines with a blue fluid maker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sve4qSlH3GE

# ? May 15, 2019 13:04

super sweet best pal

Went to a friend's house once and the toilet was full of blue fluid. Tried to flush it out but I think his mom might've upper decked it because more came out. Took me like a couple thousand flushes just to get rid of it all.

# ? May 15, 2019 13:19

google THIS

Go to use the urinal and not only is it full of blue fluid but it even has a congealed disc of blue fluid sitting in it. Nudge the guy next to me, "We warned them this would happen."

# ? May 15, 2019 13:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

super sweet best pal posted:

Went to a friend's house once and the toilet was full of blue fluid. Tried to flush it out but I think his mom might've upper decked it because more came out. Took me like a couple thousand flushes just to get rid of it all.

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# ? May 15, 2019 14:14

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

super sweet best pal posted:

Went to a friend's house once and the toilet was full of blue fluid. Tried to flush it out but I think his mom might've upper decked it because more came out. Took me like a couple thousand flushes just to get rid of it all.

# ? May 15, 2019 14:33

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

"Now dear. You're getting older. You're not going to be a little girl anymore. There are some things we need to talk about, things you need to know."
*the mother pulls out a glass of water and a small vial of blue food coloring*
"Moom! Eww gross!"

Bo-Pepper fucked around with this message at 15:10 on May 15, 2019

# ? May 15, 2019 14:49

Manifisto

super sweet best pal posted:

Went to a friend's house once and the toilet was full of blue fluid. Tried to flush it out but I think his mom might've upper decked it because more came out. Took me like a couple thousand flushes just to get rid of it all.

you idiot that was you friend's gf

# ? May 15, 2019 15:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Manifisto posted:

you idiot that was you friend's gf

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? May 15, 2019 15:49

cda: by Hand Knit

I'm not a prude. I'll gently caress a woman while she's pouring blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month. It's just blue fluid.

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# ? May 15, 2019 16:17

Flavius Aetass

i earned my blue wings :smugmrgw:

# ? May 15, 2019 16:25

FutonForensic

my dream cute-meet: im in the elevator, dressed as a giant tampon mascot for a very respected giant tampon company. she rushes in before the door closes, stumbling and spilling her bucket of blue fluid all over me. "O-oh my God," she stammers, "I'm s-so sorry. It won't happen again until next month"

# ? May 15, 2019 17:26

Manifisto

me at the carnival, watching a parent buying blue cotton candy for their child: woah now buddy you can't just do that any time of the month, what do you think that kid's gonna learn

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 15, 2019 18:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

wish I had a gf so I could debate whether or not it's a human right to pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

# ? May 18, 2019 01:48

Rad-daddio

Flavius Aetass posted:

i earned my blue wings

# ? May 18, 2019 03:44

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Flavius Aetass posted:

i earned my blue wings

# ? May 18, 2019 06:39

super sweet best pal

Was painting a miniature for roleplaying and started wishing I had a gf to pour the blue paint on the wet palette so I could watch.

# ? May 18, 2019 08:51

Twenty Four

*buying every tampon at the store and throwing them one by one into the ocean to do my part to combat rising sea levels*

# ? May 18, 2019 12:09

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Twenty Four posted:

*buying every tampon at the store and throwing them one by one into the ocean to do my part to combat rising sea levels*

haha

# ? May 18, 2019 18:27

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