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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

It's easy to forget this song exists so it doesn't get on a lot of "worst song" lists, but I think it is the worst one there is.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Reasons:

- sounds like RHCP
- produced by two RHCP guys
- somehow worse than RHCP even though the Chilis are the worst band in the universe

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Come my lady
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing
Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring
And I ain't gonna lie 'cause your loving gets me high
So to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try
Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill
Time is passing I'm asking could this be real
'Cause I can't sleep I can't hold still
The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal
I can feel too much is never enough
You're always there to lift me up
When these times get rough I was lost, now I'm found
Ever since you've been around
You're the women that I want
So yo, I'm putting it down
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
I don't deserve you unless it's some kind of hidden message
To show me life is precious
Then I guess it's true
But to tell truth, I really never knew
Til I met you. See I was lost and confused
Twisted and used up
Knew a better life existed but thought that I missed it
My lifestyle's wild I was living like a wild child
Trapped on a short leash paroled the police files
So yo, what's happening now?
I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds
And a vision of you standing out in a crowd
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly
Sugar baby
Come my lady you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl it's you like Sid and Nancy
So sexy, almost evil talkin' about butterflies in my head
I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read but
You made me feel alive when I was almost dead
You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase
And as far as I can see it don't get better than this
So butterfly, here is a song and it's sealed with a kiss
And a thank you miss
Come and dance with me
Come and dance with me
Come and dance with me
So come and dance with me
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady you're my pretty baby
I'll make your legs shake
You make me go crazy
Come and dance with me

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
I like the bass part.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
it's not good but it's honestly not as bad as anything made by Lenny Kravitz or U2

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I was in High School when this song came out and it is indeed garbage.

Crazy, insanely bad garbage.


Also, gently caress you for making me remember this.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Devils Affricate posted:

it's not good but it's honestly not as bad as anything made by Lenny Kravitz or U2
They are also terrible, and might even be more terrible overall than Crazy Town, who at least went away. But this song is worse than any of their songs.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
Your theory is interesting but have you heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUcisIlT7sM&t=27s

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
revolving door off the same album is worse

stinch
Nov 21, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V0FAC4UyJ4

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
my humps

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

They are also terrible, and might even be more terrible overall than Crazy Town, who at least went away. But this song is worse than any of their songs.

I dunno man, how can you say anything is worse than Kravitz' song "Lady"? Look at the first three stanzas:

quote:

I'm crazy for this little lady
I'm freaking for my little baby
'Cause she makes me feel good
She's so fine
Don't need all my other ladies
I'm beggin' for this little lady
'Cause I tell you she's cool
She's divine
I know she's a super lady

I'm weak and I've gone hazy
I'm crazy for that lady
She's chic but she's not shady
Sophisticated lady
And she makes me feel good
She's so fine

Never knew there was such a lady
That would make me want to straighten
Out my life at this time but I find
I'm thinkin' 'bout this little lady
'Cause you know she's no fool
She's refined
I know she's a super lady

He rhymes "lady" with "ladies". He rhymes "lady" with "straighten". He repeats the mind bogglingly stupid line "I know she's a super lady" multiple times just to fill up space. This song could have been written by a 5th grader.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

zooted heh posted:

revolving door off the same album is worse
I literally didn't know more than one of their songs ever got radio play

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Devils Affricate posted:

I dunno man, how can you say anything is worse than Kravitz' song "Lady"? Look at the first three stanzas:


He rhymes "lady" with "ladies". He rhymes "lady" with "straighten". He repeats the mind bogglingly stupid line "I know she's a super lady" multiple times just to fill up space. This song could have been written by a 5th grader.
Woof, yeah. That's a hell of a song.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
jason mraz' "I'm Yours" begs to differ

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

However, the Brimful of Asha guy should have been aggressively aborted the moment time travel became viable.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
also this song and entire album owns, what are you talking about op


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3tdhMazGC8

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pastry of the Year posted:

However, the Brimful of Asha guy should have been aggressively aborted the moment time travel became viable.
That band is legit a big deal, and I'm annoyed that I can't remember their name.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

FactsAreUseless posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

It's easy to forget this song exists so it doesn't get on a lot of "worst song" lists, but I think it is the worst one there is.

Everything about that song is horrible. The lyrics, the video, the name "Shifty Shellshock". That YouTube thumbnail image is enough to give me douche chills.

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
I know the chili peppers are bad, but are they the worst?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

yeah, it's kinda poo poo, but at the same time I get an odd sense of nostalgia listening to it since it was playing all over on my college campus after it came out, and those first two years of pre-9/11 undergrad were the last time I ever felt optimistic about the future

zooted heh posted:

revolving door off the same album is worse

holy poo poo, it really is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf64wWpSJKk

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Play it for people and if they sing and take strange satisfaction in still being able to completely nail "Come my lady you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake you make me go crazy" then you can murder them in most jurisdictions

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!

What my tablet sees as I :five: this thread.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
But where are they now?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

A Bakers Cousin posted:

But where are they now?

Yelling at a tanning booth employee over an expired 15% off coupon

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Crosspost counterpoint

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Novo posted:

Your theory is interesting but have you heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUcisIlT7sM&t=27s

This poo poo slaps son :slick:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
baby shark do do doot do do do do

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!
Isn't this the horrible song they made fun of in that one movie?

EDIT: The initial (3 seconds) beat seems like it would be cool then it devolves into pure shite.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
https://youtu.be/rH6b_lSQst0

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

I literally didn't know more than one of their songs ever got radio play

I've heard starry eyed surprise on the radio and it's definitely worse.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Stan Halen posted:

Isn't this the horrible song they made fun of in that one movie?

EDIT: The initial (3 seconds) beat seems like it would be cool then it devolves into pure shite.

Yes this is the song that Tom Hanks actor son, not god drat chet haze but the other one I forget his name. Him and jack black and this song came on like four times and he just could not understand why everyone liked it. Was also his girlfriends favorite song.

Edit: Colin

Santheb fucked around with this message at 00:33 on May 15, 2019

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

its this song OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcAVheZAxDU

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

nu-metal trying to blend rock and rap in the 2000s was so bad

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
P.O.D. would like to have a word with you

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
See also; Wagon Wheel

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Novo posted:

Your theory is interesting but have you heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUcisIlT7sM&t=27s

This song owns

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I think this song might actually be worse for real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQhnB8zZoc8

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Julius CSAR posted:

gently caress you for making me remember this.

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Novo posted:

Your theory is interesting but have you heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUcisIlT7sM&t=27s

You're human garbage

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