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O.K. people, you all know how drinking from someone's skull works but uh how can you do it as art instead of something that sends you to jail? Well you know how when forensic scientists do tedious science magic where they take a skull and lay skin and poo poo (clay actually) on it to get a reconstruction of what the face would have looked like if it had skin and muscles and poo poo? We're just going to badly copy that in reverse. We start with a photo of someone (anyone at all) and end up with a model of what their skull would look like if we held it in our hands,  To repeat myself, you troubled monsters, I'm going to use facial reconstruction in reverse plus 3D printing to make a cup from an enemy's skull. Badly. It's the thought that counts. Let's start with an ideal, neutral shaped human skull as a blank slate. We'll modify this to match our model, you profit-obsessed borderline and possibly actual traitors.  Now we superimpose a profile picture of an enemy.  JFC we can see right away this needs work. The two big issues is that the cranium obviously needs some squashing down, and the jaw definitely needs to be brought in. A weak chin that is about one faceplant away from chinless is what we need so let's take in that jaw.  And now the other major issue is to drop the skull so no time like the present:  O.K. that's much better. Let's move on, you spineless enablers.  Ugh yeah that jaw needs more work.  Several tweaks later it all looks about as good of a match as we're going to get. With the powers of science and forensics, we now have a reconstruction of mush-brained chaotic stupid, you vile bootlickers with actual serious problems.  gently caress sakes, the tools are recoiling in horror. These are the errors. Gotta take care of these problems, not that any of you would know what that looks like, you hateful bootlickers.  Now what we have a cleaned up model of a cretin's skull, let's hollow it out and add a handle.   Yeah, let's add a finishing touch. I assume the real thing holds a burning cross and syphilis but I can't do that so this'll have to do.  Now let's make it real, completely unlike your own senses of compassion. Let me draw your attention to these two spots: weird sticky-outie bits at the jaw joint on the left and the ripple line in the skull.   3D model artifacts caused by my skill-less flailing about? Maybe. But I think those are probably bone spurs. Those keep you safely out of harm's way along with all the other wealthy chickenhawks. Regardless, we have what we came for. A scientific reconstruction of an enemy's skull, from which to drink as an art project.   Good work! Enjoy your new mug, you despot-enabling lickspittles. 
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Got drat what are you like 8 foot tall?
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May 17, 2019 08:10
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cool cup.
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May 17, 2019 08:12
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No I got carried away with the reconstruction stuff and made it to match the model's hand scale, which comes out to barely tea cup size for normal hands
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May 17, 2019 08:13
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by drinking from the cup do you attain his knowledge?
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May 17, 2019 08:14
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Call me a tradionalist but that cup is upside down.
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May 17, 2019 08:19
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:by drinking from the cup do you attain his knowledge? a cursed cup indeed
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May 17, 2019 08:25
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Stark Fist posted:a cursed cup indeed cup of trump -99 int +69 cha
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May 17, 2019 08:29
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Great cup. For a midget. In a circus.
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May 17, 2019 08:58
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KiteAuraan posted:cup of trump Think he has some kind of bluster feat that lets him use CON for CHA modifiers.
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May 17, 2019 09:31
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BigBadSteve posted:Great cup. don't dox me plz
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May 17, 2019 09:50
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By what process was the skulle made real?
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May 17, 2019 10:18
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no lie thatd make a pretty sick rear end candelabra
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May 17, 2019 10:26
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"mug" is generous. What you've got there is a fairly cool teacup though
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May 17, 2019 10:43
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post a video of yourself drinking from it
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May 17, 2019 12:54
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Drink piss from it.
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May 17, 2019 13:00
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it seems pretty self explanatory
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May 17, 2019 13:16
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how do you use the ark of the covenant to bring the nazi's skull back to life
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May 17, 2019 18:58
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 but I bet Trump has actual little coffee mugs to make his hands look bigger
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May 17, 2019 19:09
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Mooey Cow posted:By what process was the skulle made real? Got a buddy to 3d print it for me from some magical box with a process that's both messy looking and cool at the same time.
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May 17, 2019 19:51
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:by drinking from the cup do you attain his knowledge? Can't drink from an empty cup.
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May 17, 2019 19:55
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Neat!
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May 17, 2019 20:18
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Please stop calling me a monster, I've done nothing wrong!
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May 17, 2019 20:24
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Hey, I think that skull is half empty
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May 17, 2019 21:54
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Is it made of coconut prob not so it's poo poo case closed.
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May 17, 2019 23:36
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A LOVELY LAD posted:Drink piss from it.
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May 17, 2019 23:45
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But really, how do you drink from a skull? It keeps dripping out through the eye holes, the spine hole(I don't know what it's really called?) and the mouth. But that's a neat art project OP.
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May 18, 2019 02:13
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May 18, 2019 02:39
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Luckyellow posted:But really, how do you drink from a skull? It keeps dripping out through the eye holes, the spine hole(I don't know what it's really called?) and the mouth. Plate it with gold Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 04:18 on May 18, 2019 |
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May 18, 2019 03:48
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Luckyellow posted:But really, how do you drink from a skull? It keeps dripping out through the eye holes, the spine hole(I don't know what it's really called?) and the mouth. IRL you usually cut off the top of the skull and drink from it like a sake dish, not the whole rest of the skull sadly. 
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May 18, 2019 03:50
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Well..... call me uncultured I guess. I think I'll just drink from a glass thanks.
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May 18, 2019 03:51
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Luckyellow posted:But really, how do you drink from a skull? It keeps dripping out through the eye holes, the spine hole(I don't know what it's really called?) and the mouth. Line it with a pewter or silver cup. And because some idiot is going post this Imma just be that idiot - 
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May 18, 2019 04:14
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Facial deconstruction, I love it 👍🏼👍🏼
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May 18, 2019 05:44
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A LOVELY LAD posted:Drink piss from it.
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May 18, 2019 06:37
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Please stop calling me a monster, I've done nothing wrong! Believe me I wish there was another way  skasion posted:IRL you usually cut off the top of the skull and drink from it like a sake dish, not the whole rest of the skull sadly. Oh poo poo, that's a good idea. I guess someone's thought of this before. Loses points for not being obviously a skull but aces for practicality.
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May 18, 2019 07:28
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The Ghost Writer posted:Oh poo poo, that's a good idea. I guess someone's thought of this before. Loses points for not being obviously a skull but aces for practicality. cut it into a grooved pattern so the bottom half matches up with the top half and replace it when you're done drinking from it, like a hat. all the practicality of a shallow bowl with the cred of still being a skull
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