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DEAD GAY FORUM

the good posts were inside you all along
Replaced the mishmash of random CFL and traditional light bulbs in my house with all new 100w LED bulbs. Actual wattage used is like 15, but they shine like 100W and man, they are bright! I can see in my house!

I tell ya, get some o' these bad boys and you'll be set for about 883 days of continuous, illuminating 100W of light!

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Farecoal

There he go

BYOBot posted:

Got some new light bulbs. They're pretty neat. They're also expensive.

My family has a small basement. Since I live in suburban Phoenix, we're not allowed to get in until 9 at night because the garage gets very loud. If there's too much ambient light there, they make me stay in for the entire light to pass through so I don't get hurt.

We put a couple old TV's under the bed for nighttime reading. They're really old though, so they're not going to last much more than a few hours. And they're pretty warm so I might be able to put them away some other night while I finish up homework. I'll probably sleep in.

My neighbor's wife was really into me getting pregnant. She bought me "the perfect girl" and I'm so happy she did. I'd been trying to get pregnant and had an awesome friend in an open relationships group at high school that told me it wasn't such a good idea at all. She told them that it's normal for women to think things through and maybe take time away from work to have sex as soon

op you have been reported for sex trafficking

Farecoal fucked around with this message at 04:18 on May 18, 2019

DEAD GAY FORUM

the good posts were inside you all along

Farecoal posted:

op you have reported for sex trafficking

:nyoron:

Manifisto


amidst the ruins of my deteriorating relationship with my wife and children, my recent bouts with unemployment, teetering on the brink of financial collapse, and debilitating social isolation, the literal bright spot in my life is these new 100w LED bulbs. I like to admire their glow and imagine collapsing into luminous perfection.


ty nesamdoom!

DEAD GAY FORUM

the good posts were inside you all along
hmm yes. makes you think

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


but how do they taste?

Manifisto


DEAD GAY FORUM posted:

hmm yes. makes you think

gently caress no, thinking is the last thing I want to do. I want to bask in the energy-efficient illumination of devices constructed with a perfection that humans can only dream of.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


"I'm home everybody!"
*light bulbs remain silent*
"Oh, I love you too, light bulbs!"

Manifisto


aliens make contact, offering undreamed knowledge and technologies to bring human civilization into an entirely new realm. I am sorely tempted, but a glance at my 100w LED light bulbs reassures me that these pilgrims have nothing to teach. we're already there, we're living it.


ty nesamdoom!

DEAD GAY FORUM

the good posts were inside you all along

Manifisto posted:

gently caress no, thinking is the last thing I want to do. I want to bask in the energy-efficient illumination of devices constructed with a perfection that humans can only dream of.

don't aim too high.

lofty aspirations such as attaining perfect illumination will cause your wings to melt, and your imminent demise as you fall to earth. the price of your hubris

vanisher

yeah, maybe going through the electrical aisle isn't the quickest way to plumbing in home depot, but I just want to catch a glimpse of them for a second. A brief, pure second, where I make believe i'm good enough for that 100w LED bulb. I don't let my eyes linger. A brief smile and, a tear? as I push my cart through.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

vanisher

freakin guy just loaded his cart does he even understand that these bulbs give off equivalent light at a fraction of the energy usage show some respect



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Twenty Four


*lights a candle*

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Doc, you built a time machine? In a 100 watt led lightbulb?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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google THIS

I tighten the last screw on yet another new track lighting fixture and reach for the box of 100W LEDs with shaky hands. This time, maybe this time I will finally feel something, some energy efficient spark in my hollow soul. How many lightbulbs does it take to change me? I'm going to find out.

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

yeah, maybe going through the electrical aisle isn't the quickest way to plumbing in home depot, but I just want to catch a glimpse of them for a second. A brief, pure second, where I make believe i'm good enough for that 100w LED bulb. I don't let my eyes linger. A brief smile and, a tear? as I push my cart through.

vanisher posted:

freakin guy just loaded his cart does he even understand that these bulbs give off equivalent light at a fraction of the energy usage show some respect

Splatmaster posted:

Doc, you built a time machine? In a 100 watt led lightbulb?

google THIS posted:

I tighten the last screw on yet another new track lighting fixture and reach for the box of 100W LEDs with shaky hands. This time, maybe this time I will finally feel something, some energy efficient spark in my hollow soul. How many lightbulbs does it take to change me? I'm going to find out.


ty nesamdoom!

google THIS

Splatmaster posted:

Doc, you built a time machine? In a 100 watt led lightbulb?

When this dimmer switch hits 880 lumens, you're gonna see some serious poo poo! And when I turn it back down won't be able to see it anymore!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

When this dimmer switch hits 880 lumens, you're gonna see some serious poo poo! And when I turn it back down won't be able to see it anymore!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


google THIS posted:

I tighten the last screw on yet another new track lighting fixture and reach for the box of 100W LEDs with shaky hands. This time, maybe this time I will finally feel something, some energy efficient spark in my hollow soul. How many lightbulbs does it take to change me? I'm going to find out.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Manifisto posted:

aliens make contact, offering undreamed knowledge and technologies to bring human civilization into an entirely new realm. I am sorely tempted, but a glance at my 100w LED light bulbs reassures me that these pilgrims have nothing to teach. we're already there, we're living it.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Manifisto


I stumble into the ancient temple, nearly delirious from my weeklong journey through the jungle. the high priest rises from his gilded throne. his headdress, a reverent likeness of the Sun God, glimmers in the torchlight. "how dare you disturb this sanctum of Amon-Ra, supreme ruler of the universe!" he snarls. in response I reach into my backpack, grab the precious item I have carried so faithfully through the wilderness, and thrust it into the air. it is a 100w LED light bulb, fresh from its packaging. the throng in the temple gasps; one by one they fall to their knees and prostrate themselves. the high priest remains frozen for a long minute, but at last he, too, crumples to the ground and bows his head.

"and they're surprisingly affordable," I say.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Manifisto posted:

I stumble into the ancient temple, nearly delirious from my weeklong journey through the jungle. the high priest rises from his gilded throne. his headdress, a reverent likeness of the Sun God, glimmers in the torchlight. "how dare you disturb this sanctum of Amon-Ra, supreme ruler of the universe!" he snarls. in response I reach into my backpack, grab the precious item I have carried so faithfully through the wilderness, and thrust it into the air. it is a 100w LED light bulb, fresh from its packaging. the throng in the temple gasps; one by one they fall to their knees and prostrate themselves. the high priest remains frozen for a long minute, but at last he, too, crumples to the ground and bows his head.

"and they're surprisingly affordable," I say.

google THIS

As a cartoon character, LED bulbs have changed my life. I can now get seven brilliant ideas for the same amount of thinking it used to take to get one.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

The ambient temperature in my room us currently hitting upwards of 90 degrees but these dick pictures have ZERO shadows whatsoever, pure lit up dick! When these babies hit the internet it's gonna change the world, my 360 shadowless lighting rig is going to revolutionize the shadowy porn industry.

No more shadow! No more dark! Praise God and praise the light!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Manifisto posted:

I stumble into the ancient temple, nearly delirious from my weeklong journey through the jungle. the high priest rises from his gilded throne. his headdress, a reverent likeness of the Sun God, glimmers in the torchlight. "how dare you disturb this sanctum of Amon-Ra, supreme ruler of the universe!" he snarls. in response I reach into my backpack, grab the precious item I have carried so faithfully through the wilderness, and thrust it into the air. it is a 100w LED light bulb, fresh from its packaging. the throng in the temple gasps; one by one they fall to their knees and prostrate themselves. the high priest remains frozen for a long minute, but at last he, too, crumples to the ground and bows his head.

"and they're surprisingly affordable," I say.

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Manifisto posted:

I stumble into the ancient temple, nearly delirious from my weeklong journey through the jungle. the high priest rises from his gilded throne. his headdress, a reverent likeness of the Sun God, glimmers in the torchlight. "how dare you disturb this sanctum of Amon-Ra, supreme ruler of the universe!" he snarls. in response I reach into my backpack, grab the precious item I have carried so faithfully through the wilderness, and thrust it into the air. it is a 100w LED light bulb, fresh from its packaging. the throng in the temple gasps; one by one they fall to their knees and prostrate themselves. the high priest remains frozen for a long minute, but at last he, too, crumples to the ground and bows his head.

"and they're surprisingly affordable," I say.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Manifisto posted:

I stumble into the ancient temple, nearly delirious from my weeklong journey through the jungle. the high priest rises from his gilded throne. his headdress, a reverent likeness of the Sun God, glimmers in the torchlight. "how dare you disturb this sanctum of Amon-Ra, supreme ruler of the universe!" he snarls. in response I reach into my backpack, grab the precious item I have carried so faithfully through the wilderness, and thrust it into the air. it is a 100w LED light bulb, fresh from its packaging. the throng in the temple gasps; one by one they fall to their knees and prostrate themselves. the high priest remains frozen for a long minute, but at last he, too, crumples to the ground and bows his head.

"and they're surprisingly affordable," I say.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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