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And He Himself will rule them with balls of iron. He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty Hog. And He has on His robe and on His thigh a name written: PIG OF PIGS AND BALL OF BALLS.
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I've been sitting in this bar for three loving hours and there are no new pig balls posts to read, do I have to do everything myself, jesus christ vivian
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Jan 28, 2023 22:30
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i tried posting the balls but the forums told me: attachment too big
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little jones had little league assessment today. he hit some balls, he threw some balls, he caught some balls i had big blessed hog balls on my mind through it all
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Jan 28, 2023 22:40
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I forgot to look at the pig balls today.
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Unkempt posted:I've been sitting in this bar for three loving hours and there are no new pig balls posts to read, do I have to do everything myself, jesus christ vivian Show the other bar patrons the pigs huge balls
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Jan 28, 2023 23:55
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Big honkin' hog nuts!
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Show the other bar patrons the pigs huge balls 
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Pug Rodeo posted:And He Himself will rule them with balls of iron. He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty Hog. And He has on His robe and on His thigh a name written: As a Christian I try not to laugh at these sort of jokes, but gently caress me if I didn't just have a hearty  at yours. All hail the Mighty Pig!
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BigBadSteve posted:As a Christian I try not to laugh at these sort of jokes, but gently caress me if I didn't just have a hearty Friend, have you heard the good Word? Places Baby Pig Balls in the Nativity set.
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EVIL Gibson posted:Friend, have you heard the good Word? The real reason three wise men came to visit.
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It's my last day of my current job, so I need to see the pigs huge balls to get me through it. And there they are. They'll never abandon us.
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Feb 3, 2023 11:15
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SMIRK AND STARE
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Durable religions have been created from far less.
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The Cult Of The Pig's Huge Balls would be almost as much fun as The Cult Of Cthulu (and much nicer). Who, or what, would be our first sacrifice? (No cutting off our own balls pls, it's already been done by one or more other cults anyway.)
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BigBadSteve posted:The Cult Of The Pig's Huge Balls would be almost as much fun as The Cult Of Cthulu (and much nicer).
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And the lord sayeth, poop not on your own balls lest ye be pooped on thyself
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A CRAB IRL posted:And the lord sayeth, poop not on your own balls lest ye be pooped on thyself.
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Ezekiel 23:20 posted:There she lusted after her lovers, whose balls were like those of swine and whose emission was like that of hogs.
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PainterofCrap posted:Durable religions have been created from far less. Like Kabbalah but instead of 10 sephirot there are only 2.
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I've heard that these glorious balls have been spotted over Montana.
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In my darkest hours, the pigs huge balls are reflecting light, bringing hope to a hopeless place. Truly the sun also rises. Probably the balls do too, I mean you would think those things drag the ground in summer.
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Holland Oates posted:In my darkest hours, the pigs huge balls are reflecting light, bringing hope to a hopeless place. 3One might think the shadowed side of the balls and the lit side of the balls would bring a dichotomy to believers. 4From the shaded side, believers are prone to belief in misbelief. 5They lament, "Oh! We see The Balls where the Sacred Swine Brine is contained but lo we squint and tilt our heads to make out the Perfected Balls!" 6"Are the Balls attempting to hide itself from lower being eyes because we are not worthy?" 7Those of the brightened side can gaze on those marvelous melons and be enthused but with some trepidation. 8They ponder, "We see those Perfectly Pinku Piggu Balls with it's fine bristle hairs and enjoy the twitching as The Balls models each gentle fold and expanse of Pinkness" 9"But woe! The Brightened Balls always hides it's Otherself from us. Lo! Why must it hide It's entire nature?!" 10The Balls do shake, shimmy, and shimmer the response 11LOL I'm Big Fuggin Pig Balls 12LOL EVIL Gibson fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Feb 7, 2023 |
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has it only been 3 years it feels like I'm seeing the face of an old friend
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Super Balls Sunday
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Cartoon Man posted:Super Balls Sunday
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Cartoon Man posted:Super Balls Sunday
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Cartoon Man posted:Super Balls Sunday
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Cartoon Man posted:Super Balls Sunday
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Cartoon Man posted:Super Balls Sunday
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The true pigskin ball(s) worth gripping.
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Cartoon Man posted:Super Balls Sunday 
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Cartoon Man posted:Super Balls Sunday Yeah baby! Also Super Balls Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Friday & Saturday!!!
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Just look at em. Beautiful. Take my through my first day at new job, pig balls, you're our only hope.
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Holland Oates posted:
Just think if you are posting from your company network, the IT team will be blessed with the sight of the pig balls. Also congrats on the new job and I hope it all goes well.
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