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Gumball Gumption posted:WWE is going to start doing death matches to spite Dean Ambrose. WWE Tournament of Dismemberment.
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May 20, 2019 13:59
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Shane is less horribly flabby than I thought he’d be, I have to give him that
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May 20, 2019 14:21
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Blaise330 posted:Wait Mick Foley is announcing the new title? John Pollock on the Post Wrestling podcast said was it a 24/7 title of some kind. Meltzer this morning he heard a Hardcore title or a Legends title being talked about. A Hardcore title is going to be weird without unprotected chairshots and just shots the guy or back.
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May 20, 2019 14:35
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A Hardcore Title in PG WWE would be peak 2019.
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May 20, 2019 14:40
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A hardcore title would suck in a pg era and will probably end up on Shane by the end of the year. A legends title just sounds like nostalgia based panic booking and will also end up on Shane by the end of the year.
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May 20, 2019 14:41
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What if Brock cashes in MitB on the new title as soon as it's announced and he sits on that Omniverse Championship forever?
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May 20, 2019 14:44
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24/7 title makes the most sense of you apply WWE thinking. Can have people making a totally spontaneous video for Twitter and they film themselves challenging for the 24/7 title. Or a "fan" just happens to catch some kind of title defence in a Denny's and uploads it to social media. It's the exact kind of monetisation of wrestlers entire lives that WWE has been going for lately
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May 20, 2019 14:45
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:A Hardcore Title in PG WWE would be peak 2019. If it's literally just the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight title and treated exactly as seriously as that belt, it'd be fine. "During a live show, Shinobu and Miyamoto traded the championship with each other 303 times, which is the record for most title changes on the same night. The date of the event is unknown. Those title changes are not listed to reduce the size of the article" forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 14:49 on May 20, 2019 |
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May 20, 2019 14:45
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so the new belt is either a PG era hardcore belt or the senior citizen power hour Lmao
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May 20, 2019 14:47
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Raskolnikov38 posted:so the new belt is either a PG era hardcore belt or the senior citizen power hour What if the new Legends title is going to be the Undertaker/Goldberg match?
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May 20, 2019 14:50
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It's going to the Internet title. Zack Ryder will not be allowed anywhere near it.
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May 20, 2019 14:51
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If it's a Legends title then l o loving l because:
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May 20, 2019 14:53
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i honestly dont know if id rather see pg hardcore belt or old guy belt. either are hilarious. hell, make it dual purpose. have the first match be a rematch of booker and stone cold in the grocery store.
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May 20, 2019 15:14
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I like how some people seriously think that WWE isn't going to hot potato the title between Bayley and Charlotte if given the opportunity.
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May 20, 2019 15:17
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I cannot get over how Brock Lesnar has managed to evolve to the point he doesn't even wrestle in matches he wins
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May 20, 2019 15:18
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I cannot get over how Brock Lesnar has managed to evolve to the point he doesn't even wrestle in matches he wins Yeah he rules and he should be teaching wrestlers how to deal with wrestling companies.
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May 20, 2019 15:24
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The_Rob posted:Yeah he rules and he should be teaching wrestlers how to deal with wrestling companies. he may genuinely be the smartest man to ever wrestle
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May 20, 2019 15:25
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Also just a reminder that if WWE tries to reveal a new 24/7 title tonight, it's going to crash and burn. The only good 24/7 title is the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship.
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May 20, 2019 15:25
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It's gonna be the WWE Social Media Championship if it's 24/7
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May 20, 2019 15:27
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bradzilla posted:It's gonna be the WWE Social Media Championship if it's 24/7 Whoever can cancel someone the fastest wins the title. Bonus points if it's a sponsored post.
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May 20, 2019 15:29
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The Vince McMahon Senility Heavyweight Championship The title fully booked by Vince McMahon and responds to his near hourly upheavals of storylines
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May 20, 2019 15:30
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quote:As mentioned on the post-show podcast, Ali was told he was winning the WWE Money in the Bank ladder match much of the afternoon, until he was clued in on Brock Lesnar being the actual winner. There was chatter of Lesnar being backstage, but wasn't seen until it was time for him to go out.
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May 20, 2019 15:31
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Mel Mudkiper posted:The Vince McMahon Senility Heavyweight Championship So just every title in WWE then
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May 20, 2019 15:32
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bradzilla posted:So just every title in WWE then the hope is to distract him from the others
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May 20, 2019 15:33
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That's loving horrible, Jesus Christ.
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May 20, 2019 15:33
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How funny would it have been for Ali to just win it because Brock wasn't quick enough? That'd be the loving least they deserve for not just being straight with the boys about what the finish was, jesus
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May 20, 2019 15:34
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Oh my god that's awful. I understand keeping Brock's involvement quiet but they could have hidden the finish until late rather than trekkineg a guy he was going over just to snatch it away
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May 20, 2019 15:34
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And they wonder why morale is low.
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May 20, 2019 15:34
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i'll only feel good about brock being back under 1 condition matt riddle kicks his rear end and takes his belt
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May 20, 2019 15:35
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Oh my god that's disgusting, loving hell
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May 20, 2019 15:39
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Why not just tell them Braun is coming out and winning it? Why cruelly swerve a participant?
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May 20, 2019 15:39
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I wonder why more people don't just Shawn Michaels the gently caress outta bad booking Like, the Revival wants out and is getting punished for it, but they went all in on the acting when the "usey hot" thing happened. Like, why even sell it. Just give it the least effort possible. Same with Ali, why even take a bump that whole match. When Brock throws you off lands safely and then just stare disinterested as he goes for the case.
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May 20, 2019 15:43
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"I wish Ali was treated like Roman" And the monkey paw curls.
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May 20, 2019 15:44
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The_Rob posted:And they wonder why morale is low. quick more steph pep talks! stat!
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May 20, 2019 15:45
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Procrastinator posted:i'll only feel good about brock being back under 1 condition
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May 20, 2019 15:47
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gotta work the boys in the back
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May 20, 2019 15:50
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the eric andre/hannibal pic where he shoots hannibal in the chest and eric is labeled wwe and hannibal is labeled locker room morale.
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May 20, 2019 15:51
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Procrastinator posted:i'll only feel good about brock being back under 1 condition
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I hope it is the legends title Keep brock and taker and shane and hhh etc in the Old Man Zone and push Sami Zayn
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