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Just a guy who makes a lot of bad puns |
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May 21, 2019 23:10
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Backstory: his wife and kid were murdered and he's out for revenge. Actually his backstory and character are identical except he just makes puns too. |
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May 21, 2019 23:12
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"Take my wife & kids, please  "-Punisher |
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May 22, 2019 00:34
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and his cousin, the pun-ish-er! the punisher: knife to meet you! the pun-ish-er: mice to neet you! villain: that's not a pun, that's a spoonerism! the pun-ish-er: [shrugs] it's in the ballpark
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May 22, 2019 00:39
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brother in law of the Clowner |
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May 22, 2019 00:39
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*Punisher pulls out a gun on some bad guys* "You're "gun"-na regret that you "cannon"'t "barrel" the guilt over what you did to my family... after I... shoot you?" |
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May 22, 2019 00:41
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prepuce repurposed posted:brother in law of the Clowner rough. |
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May 22, 2019 00:41
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Criminal's daughter: Stop! Stop making horrible puns! Oh, and stop strangling my father too! Punisher: Aw, who doesn't like a good dad choke? No? Nothing? Really? |
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May 22, 2019 01:07
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When he isn't being tormented by the vivid memory of the dying screams of his entire family he's being tormented by the vivid memory of some of his best placed jokes not getting the reaction he'd hoped for. |
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May 22, 2019 01:09
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His sidekick is a bear who enters only when the punisher's enemies say "please stop, i can't bear the punishment, punisher" the punisher isn't actually very strong so he spends much of his time trying to get his enemies to say that
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May 22, 2019 01:13
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I have ways of making you tock. Get it? Because of the bomb timer? I know, I say I know what makes you tick. I really have to hand it to...oh poo poo, how long ago did he pass out? |
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May 22, 2019 01:19
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Villain falls off a building. Punisher: "See you next Autumn... oh wait, poo poo. Sorry, can we try that again?"
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May 22, 2019 01:27
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The Punisher, on stage doing standup, getting a horrible response from the crowd "You think I'm bombing now audience? Do ya?" *pulls out some explosives and a timer* *Audience slowly starts clapping, nervously glancing around, terrified for their lives*
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May 22, 2019 02:52
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super sweet best pal posted:Villain falls off a building. |
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May 22, 2019 04:22
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"agh, i'm bleeding out and not going to make it" "hi 'bleeding out and not going to make it', i'm the punisher." |
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May 22, 2019 06:12
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"we can't make him crack, boss. we tried everything. even when we waterboarded him he just kept laughing and saying 'water you doing!?'" "leave it to me. I can break him" *opens a window and adjusts the thermostat* *punishers defiant smile fades immediately* "now, how would you like some steak, well-done" |
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May 22, 2019 06:18
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gritty dad anti-hero buys a 24 pack of costco house brand kirkland signature frag grenades, insisting they're made in the exact same factory as the brand name ones but they cost way less |
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May 22, 2019 06:22
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punisher: im gun-a shoot you now [shoots guy]
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May 22, 2019 17:31
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canyoneer posted:"we can't make him crack, boss. we tried everything. even when we waterboarded him he just kept laughing and saying 'water you doing!?'" lmbo |
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May 22, 2019 18:17
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vanisher posted:lmbo |
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May 22, 2019 18:41
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[sidekick]: "punisher, there's less than a minute left on the nuclear detonator! aren't you going to, you know . . . disarm it?" [punisher, wireclippers in hand]: "well, my lad, you know what I always say!" [the clock reaches 0:30 seconds] "a snip in time . . . " [0:20] " . . . ssaaaaaaaves . . . " [0:12] " . . . . . " [the device explodes prematurely, destroying the city in a flash] [the ghost of the punisher, surveying the scene]: "well, they knew what I was going for" |
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May 22, 2019 19:27
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Punisher throws an enemy in the ocean: "Sea you later!" Punisher throws them in again: "I told you I'd sea you later."
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May 22, 2019 21:11
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The Punisher turns a corner and a crossbow bolt whistles through the air, peircing his shoulder and knocking him to the ground. "crossbowphobic, Frank?" says a voice in the shadows. "He's using my moves against me..." |
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May 22, 2019 21:54
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*batman receives a note* "Rectum? drat near killed 'em! -The Punisher"
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May 22, 2019 22:30
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The Punisher just sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, like in my head, that is what his voice sounds like. |
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May 23, 2019 02:45
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punshier once tryed to play count the shells and failed |
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May 24, 2019 15:17
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