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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Russ stole the ham and Big E is back




The Croc fucked around with this message at 02:35 on May 22, 2019

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

BECAUSE YOU KNOW BECKY LYNCH'S MOM IS A FINE rear end LADY FOR BIG E TO MACK ON!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jiro posted:

BECAUSE YOU KNOW BECKY LYNCH'S MOM IS A FINE rear end LADY FOR BIG E TO MACK ON!

"A whole meal" in his own words

New Day still owns bones

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
New Day are the only possible justification for opening the show with ten minute promos.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Please have gifs of E blowing kisses and his confused look at the two mic set up Sami has.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Trombone Honk is new What.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Push El Burrito posted:

Trombone Honk is new Sami Callihan airhorn

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

You can tell?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HAVE CARMELLA PIN HIM

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't wait for him to make it 7 more hours!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What is going on with Carmella's face?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Truth is a gift

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jiro posted:

You can tell?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HAVE CARMELLA PIN HIM

I was thinking the same, she's gonna help him then clock him to take the belt or something :lol:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Man I hope for Ali's sake the sun has set for him after his match. He deserves a big dinner. :(

d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
nice of them to have an intentionally comedy belt for once

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Putting Carmella with R-Truth was such a smart move.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jiro posted:

Man I hope for Ali's sake the sun has set for him after his match. He deserves a big dinner. :(

i wish the sun would set on Ali too

d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
ah yes, the showcase of some mortals

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I am the farthest thing from a food snob, but Golden Corrall is the filthiest poo poo on the planet and I would rather eat the steak that gave me food poisoning in Malawi than eat anything dipped in any Golden Corrall's chocolate trough fountain

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

It's me, I'm the Liv Morgan sign in the front

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

surf rock posted:

I am the farthest thing from a food snob, but Golden Corrall is the filthiest poo poo on the planet and I would rather eat the steak that gave me food poisoning in Malawi than eat anything dipped in any Golden Corrall's chocolate trough fountain

Their bakery section is legit so are their brownies.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

ALI! Why are you taking that spot on a random Smackdown? :gonk:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i bet that steak in malawi tasted good though

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Jiro posted:

Their bakery section is legit so are their brownies.

:catstare:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Dip fried chicken in the chocolate wonderfall.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


What? The last time I ate at one, like six years ago, their rolls were fresh and good and brownies were good too.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Seriously Ali needs to stop bumping like this

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Dango Bango posted:

Seriously Ali needs to stop bumping like this
WWE is a parade of damaged brains thinking they're going to "catch Vince's eye" being the bestest worker bumper ever

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Dango Bango posted:

Seriously Ali needs to stop bumping like this

You say this then he tops the last bump he didn't need to take.

Edit: that was a dumb, typical wwe finish.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

The Croc posted:

You say this then he tops the last bump he didn't need to take.

He's essentially trying to be Jeff Hardy: The Next Generation.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Jiro posted:

He's essentially trying to be Jeff Hardy: The Next Generation.

Man you're onto something there he just needs to start jumping off high things and he's gone full hardy

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

And then a flash rollup so neither of them look good

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hahahahaha Carmella with the RuPaul mention.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Carmella vs Mandy is gonna be so goddamn awful.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

R-Truth is amazing

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Me 2 truth

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
I can't not hear Epic Sax Guy on Mandy's theme for some reason

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I remember being a kid and hearing jokes about unhooking bras and thinking it must be some incredibly complicated thing. Then it turned out to just be a trio of little hooks that you can literally undo with your thumb and forefinger in 0.1 seconds and ever since I've wondered how that became a comedy trope in the first place.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

God the MTV Movie Awards are now so sad enough to include TV as well? AND Roman? Truly these are the dark times.

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