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Where is duckie?! I need to show her my tentpole with ceremonial quilt in honor of her!!!! |
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Greebmas gets all the attention, but let's not forget that's St Lebia's Bleat is also a very important holiday. Though it's been overshadowed, St. Lebia's Bleat, or Lebia'sday was traditionally celebrated every sixth day after Greebmas honoring the day when the Holy Prophet Lebia didn't tie his shoelace and tripped and fell over in front of a girl he liked. In his humiliation, St. Lebia vowed to wrestle every demon and devil in the world until he claimed the Bellow of Dignity. Every village has their own Lebia'sday traditions, but almost all of them have the Shoe Takes where all the villagers throw their shoes in a pile and a lottery is done where they are assigned two random shoes that they must wear the whole day. Another tradition is the Ringing of the Red Bell. Holy Prophet Lebia ordered the Red Bell to be rung until the chapel tower fell and the pulpit crushed by its girth. Of course we don't do this today, but in honor of St. Lebia, the bell will be rung from sundown on St. Lebias Eve until sundown the day of Holy Bleat.
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May 24, 2019 21:07
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hamjobs posted:those people are terrible humans and don't deserve to be glanced at in passing by greebma, let alone painted green and have indian takeaway orders yelled at them while they work at kmart 
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May 24, 2019 21:13
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got my hot wet schmorble from my boyfriend this morning and it's very dank and sticky and converted in biting insects, greeb bless us every one |
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May 24, 2019 21:27
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Greebmas gets all the attention, but let's not forget that's St Lebia's Bleat is also a very important holiday. Though it's been overshadowed, St. Lebia's Bleat, or Lebia'sday was traditionally celebrated every sixth day after Greebmas honoring the day when the Holy Prophet Lebia didn't tie his shoelace and tripped and fell over in front of a girl he liked. In his humiliation, St. Lebia vowed to wrestle every demon and devil in the world until he claimed the Bellow of Dignity. Every village has their own Lebia'sday traditions, but almost all of them have the Shoe Takes where all the villagers throw their shoes in a pile and a lottery is done where they are assigned two random shoes that they must wear the whole day. Another tradition is the Ringing of the Red Bell. Holy Prophet Lebia ordered the Red Bell to be rung until the chapel tower fell and the pulpit crushed by its girth. Of course we don't do this today, but in honor of St. Lebia, the bell will be rung from sundown on St. Lebias Eve until sundown the day of Holy Bleat. Didn't Saint Lebia leave an upper decker in the toilet at the Grundlebung? Hero. |
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May 24, 2019 21:28
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Greebmas gets all the attention, but let's not forget that's St Lebia's Bleat is also a very important holiday. Though it's been overshadowed, St. Lebia's Bleat, or Lebia'sday was traditionally celebrated every sixth day after Greebmas honoring the day when the Holy Prophet Lebia didn't tie his shoelace and tripped and fell over in front of a girl he liked. In his humiliation, St. Lebia vowed to wrestle every demon and devil in the world until he claimed the Bellow of Dignity. Every village has their own Lebia'sday traditions, but almost all of them have the Shoe Takes where all the villagers throw their shoes in a pile and a lottery is done where they are assigned two random shoes that they must wear the whole day. Another tradition is the Ringing of the Red Bell. Holy Prophet Lebia ordered the Red Bell to be rung until the chapel tower fell and the pulpit crushed by its girth. Of course we don't do this today, but in honor of St. Lebia, the bell will be rung from sundown on St. Lebias Eve until sundown the day of Holy Bleat. And you immature jokers need to stop calling him St. Labia because not only is it disrespectful but St. Labia's Day, aka the Feast of the Skydive Ripple, isn't until July. |
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May 24, 2019 22:42
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google THIS posted:And you immature jokers need to stop calling him St. Labia because not only is it disrespectful but St. Labia's Day, aka the Feast of the Skydive Ripple, isn't until July. **giggles** Never give **giggles some more** Never give St. Labia **now howling with laughter** NEVER GIVE AHAHAHAH St. Labia AHAHAHAH ANY LIP HAHAHEHEHAHAHA https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 25, 2019 00:53
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Splatmaster posted:**giggles**
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May 25, 2019 00:54
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Splatmaster posted:**giggles** |
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May 25, 2019 01:10
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Splatmaster posted:**giggles**
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May 25, 2019 02:02
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Splatmaster posted:**giggles** Omg you're going to chill he'll |
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May 25, 2019 02:04
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Witches gonna be rubbin' sticks on someone's windows tonight. |
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May 25, 2019 03:24
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May 25, 2019 03:47
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omg check this holiday apparition ham... jobs?!? |
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May 25, 2019 03:55
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prepuce repurposed posted:omg check this holiday apparition oh my drat!
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May 25, 2019 04:07
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prepuce repurposed posted:omg check this holiday apparition I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST MY SNAPS PUBLICLY OMG |
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May 25, 2019 04:57
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I'm the witvh who is rubbing sticks in your windows rn bithc |
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May 25, 2019 04:57
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May 25, 2019 10:32
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Time to put on the greebmas hazmat suit, grab my stone shovel, and check to see if I got Shmorbled overnight. |
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May 25, 2019 14:10
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Greebmas was RUINED by my BOYFRIEND who told me GRANDMA ISN'T REAL |
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May 26, 2019 02:32
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Everyone forgot about Green and he's shrinking into a corn chowder cob |
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