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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Make a thread about a fetish you have

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Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Don't tell me what to do with my life, you're not my re dad anyway

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Guildenstern Mother posted:

Don't tell me what to do with my life, you're not my re dad anyway

Welp, then I'm loving done paying child support. :smug:

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
you must go away for two decades and return with the perfect post

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

you must go away for two decades and return with the perfect post

tfw you return from years in silence at a shao lin monastery and drop the kind of post onto the forums that would make Confucius blow a load over he own rice

and that rice's name...was sticky rice.

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 21:03 on May 23, 2019

Lemon
May 22, 2003

if you're going to drunkpost, commit to it from the start so no-one can tell the difference

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



remember to always sign your posts with your virginity status

- ratty
virgin 43 years

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

:honk:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
The more you post the better you feel

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If you make lots of posts people will want to be your friend and your family wont be disappointed in you

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Post about how you love satan and eating rear end and your imaginary family will be disappointed :drac:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Some threads are easy to post in, like the Guy Fieri one, because you can basically just post anything and it will be great. Others, like the cursed images thread, are much harder because you need to provide content, and that content will often make people angry. Not recommended for amateurs.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Just post whatever is in your head unless you think it will get you banned, probations don't mean anything

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Good tips but I like to spend AV money on buying people I don't like offensive avatars.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


RocktheCaulk posted:

Good tips but I like to spend AV money on buying people I don't like offensive avatars.

You could spend it on getting me plat instead

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


:hmmyes:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
:yikes:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


I'm gonna punch your balls

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
:getin:

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

Some of those 500 lurkers are just dead people who left the tab open

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Try telling jokes to yourself in a mirror. If you don't laugh, you've failed and you can see your expression as you realize this fact. Try again.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

ELO Musk posted:

Try telling jokes to yourself in a mirror. If you don't laugh, you've failed and you can see your expression as you realize this fact. Try again.

you should be laughing every time you see yourself, everybody else does when they see you :smug:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


If you post something untoward, and get probated for it, here is a tip, don't post such things again and maybe you will not get probated in the future, ihope this helps someone out there!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Getting a rise outta someone helps one to get a rise themselves iykwim :heysexy:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hardawn posted:

Getting a rise outta someone helps one to get a rise themselves iykwim :heysexy:

In case any lurkers don't understand this, he is saying making someone upset gives him a boner, with his penis

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Sid Vicious posted:

In case any lurkers don't understand this, he is saying making someone upset gives him a boner, with his penis

Huge (?) if true

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Repeat after me:

I'm gay.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
:matters:

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
Never trust anyone with an anime avatar. Never trust anyone with an avatar, for that matter

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Don't fret about the posts you read prior to reading the new posts, they have no bearing on what you are about to post.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Approach every thread like a fresh babe new unto the world.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


CarpenterWalrus posted:

Never trust anyone with an anime avatar. Never trust anyone with an avatar, for that matter

This guy sucks, be ahse he doesn't have an Avatar, you are allow d to call him names and swirly him

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Kuato posted:

Long time lurker first time poster checking in. Glad you posted this thread, it gave me the courage to come out and post

Forumsuser Kuato welcome to the Big Time

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

please do not post in any thread you have not been formally invited to.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

please do not post in any thread you have not been formally invited to.

I post in this guy's threads whenever I want and he doesn't do poo poo about it

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i gossip up a storm!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i gossip up a storm!!

I'm gonna kiss you on the lips

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Here's a tip. Be funny, or else!

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

CarpenterWalrus posted:

Never trust anyone with an anime avatar. Never trust anyone with an avatar, for that matter

Never trust anyone without an anime avatar. Never trust anyone without an avatar, for that matter

One of us always tells the truth, the other always lies






Also, he has a small penis

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

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