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Is it weird to buy a party plate of shrimp from the market? Should I feel bad about eating prepared shrimp and marinade while alone?
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May 24, 2019 23:06
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What food items should I feel bad about eating if I'm alone? Tell me, gbs.
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May 24, 2019 23:07
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To hide this embarrassment from the stuck up cashier. Just buy some party hats and Margarita mix along with it and keep boasting about having a party.
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May 24, 2019 23:08
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At least you are not buying beers to drink by yourself like some kinda degenerate
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May 24, 2019 23:09
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Is drinking margarita mix while eating a whole plate of shrimp by your lonesome worse or better than the shrimp on it's own?
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May 24, 2019 23:09
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drilldo squirt posted:Is drinking margarita mix while eating a whole plate of shrimp by your lonesome worse or better than the shrimp on it's own? Eh, just use the self-checkout.
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May 24, 2019 23:10
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Edgar posted:To hide this embarrassment from the stuck up cashier. Just buy some party hats and Margarita mix along with it and keep boasting about having a party. I used to do this with huge handles of vodka Gotta buy the pack of solo cups so the cashier doesn't think you're a drunk. Just a normal cool dude throwing a party on a Tuesday morning.
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May 24, 2019 23:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:At least you are not buying beers to drink by yourself like some kinda degenerate Why is it that buying beer if cool, but as soon as I start buying hard liquor it's a "problem"?
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May 24, 2019 23:10
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Edgar posted:Eh, just use the self-checkout. Self checkout only encourages the market to push the labor costs of checking out onto the customer never use self checkout.
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May 24, 2019 23:12
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Guy buying a six-pack = wow look at this sad drunk, what a loser, bet he's gonna drink it all in one night and pass out sobbing Guy buying a 1liter bottle of rum = cool guy, refined tastes, probably a mixologist and his friends love the cocktails!
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May 24, 2019 23:12
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I live in Utah, I have to buy my 1750 ML of cheap whiskey/vodka in special state run stores. Where bystanders watch you knowing that you have a problem.
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May 24, 2019 23:14
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Hi deadlypie
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May 24, 2019 23:14
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Buddy here in Ontario our government curates and sells booze and it's pretty fucken sweet.
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May 24, 2019 23:14
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Hey Sid.
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May 24, 2019 23:17
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You're terrible for buying precooked shrimp. Just cook it in a pan you wuss.
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May 24, 2019 23:22
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Why would I make shrimp when I can get pounds of them for cheap precooked and with marinade?
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May 24, 2019 23:24
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Eat whatever you want dude, the person checking you out at the counter doesn't give the slightest gently caress what you're buying and probably isn't even noticing. Personally I think if you really want a party platter of shrimp all to yourself, but you don't do it because you worry about what others think of you, then you are essentially a victim who's allowing himself to be victimized. You're stronger than that. Enjoy your shrimps.
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May 24, 2019 23:25
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No different than a bucket of fried chicken, the trick is to not to be disgustingly fat.
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May 24, 2019 23:26
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Buy the shrimp and eat them
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May 24, 2019 23:29
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Eat whatever you want dude, the person checking you out at the counter doesn't give the slightest gently caress what you're buying and probably isn't even noticing. Personally I think if you really want a party platter of shrimp all to yourself, but you don't do it because you worry about what others think of you, then you are essentially a victim who's allowing himself to be victimized. You're stronger than that. Enjoy your shrimps. What issues are their in eating platter of shrimp and marinade designed for a party by yourself? Are their moral or ethical considerations I should take into account? What about issues of self health? The question isn't if I am physically capable it is if I am making a mistake in doing so.
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May 24, 2019 23:30
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Tony Snark posted:No different than a bucket of fried chicken, the trick is to not to be disgustingly fat. They don't make shrimp buckets, unfortunately.
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May 24, 2019 23:30
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Those come in different sizes, we'll need a weight in ounces and diameter (assuming circular plastic platter with cocktail sauce tub in the center) in cm
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May 24, 2019 23:32
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If I was given a bucket, of prepared shrimp with maybe a nice layering of marinade on them with the shells removed so I can just shovel them wholesale into my gaping mouth between gulps of air, of course I would be capable of doing so. But should I?
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May 24, 2019 23:32
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drilldo squirt posted:What issues are their in eating platter of shrimp and marinade designed for a party by yourself? Are their moral or ethical considerations I should take into account? What about issues of self health? The question isn't if I am physically capable it is if I am making a mistake in doing so. Wiccans may all be fat hippie ladies but "an it harm none, do what thou wilt" is a great way to live one's life. Don't sweat the morals or the ethical questions, there aren't any. The health question is trickier, I dunno what kind of shape you're in, if you normally live a reasonably healthy lifestyle, if you're obese or you have health problems that aren't shrimp related, etc. But in general, I would say as long as you don't make a habit of regularly eating an entire party platter of shrimp, you're probably not going to do any real damage to your health. Have fun dude. I personally don't care for shrimp but I know a lot of people really love them and I respect that.
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May 24, 2019 23:35
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drilldo squirt posted:If I was given a bucket, of prepared shrimp with maybe a nice layering of marinade on them with the shells removed so I can just shovel them wholesale into my gaping mouth between gulps of air, of course I would be capable of doing so. But should I? Do suffer from or have a high risk of contracting gout? If your answer is no proceed to consume those delicious ocean crickets en masse you goddamn beautiful disaster.
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May 24, 2019 23:35
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huh that didnt come out right.
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May 24, 2019 23:36
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Buckets of lukewarm precooked shrimp and marinade, morally wrong or proof of a loving creator?
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May 24, 2019 23:41
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Nobody gives a gently caress what you’re buying, especially the cashier making minimum wage. The one exception is if you are buying beer/liquor/shrimp every day at the same place, then they’ll start recognizing you and know you have a problem. Just buy from seven different places on the same day every week and you’ll look a regular schmoe buying booze once a week like a regular person instead of an emotionally crippled alcoholic eating party packed shrimp and rotisserie chickens over the sink.
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May 24, 2019 23:44
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Colonel Cancer posted:Buddy here in Ontario our government curates and sells booze and it's pretty fucken sweet. So sweet to pay 100% more for booze because the govt has a monopoly
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May 24, 2019 23:52
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Op I recommend you get a half gallon of the potato salad of your choice. The deviled egg kind with the red lid is pretty good for packaged potato salad. Eat on that for a weekend out of the original container with a spoon. Put a layer of hot sauce on top and eat until you finish all the stuff that has hot sauce on it. Repeat or put the lid on it and put it back in the fridge.
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May 24, 2019 23:53
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You should seek out shrips with the poo canals still in there and eat their poo poo
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May 24, 2019 23:53
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I just ordered delivery from a sit-down restaurant just for me OP Shame is for the weak
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May 24, 2019 23:54
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Just ask the Shrimpstress at your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company!
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May 24, 2019 23:59
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Nobody gives a gently caress what you’re buying, especially the cashier making minimum wage. Just go to the same place every day if it's easier. Who gives a poo poo if the cashiers know or think you have a problem? They see depressed alcoholic and/or fat sad sacks all day every day. What business is it of theirs if you are trying to eat or drink yourself to death.
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May 25, 2019 00:01
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Tony Snark posted:ocean crickets  land shrimp
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May 25, 2019 00:04
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$50 spot prawn ring
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May 25, 2019 00:06
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OP when you say marinade do you mean cocktail sauce?
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May 25, 2019 00:08
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Hi 
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May 25, 2019 00:08
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I say shrimp it up, OP. Don't live in fear of that 17 year old cashier's judgment. Shrimp out don't wimp out.
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May 25, 2019 00:11
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Just go to the same place every day if it's easier. Who gives a poo poo if the cashiers know or think you have a problem? They see depressed alcoholic and/or fat sad sacks all day every day. What business is it of theirs if you are trying to eat or drink yourself to death. Also they're cashiers at a liquor store so
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May 25, 2019 00:11
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