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I think OP bought the platter and later died of shame and/or shrimp poisoning.
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"I should have bought that shrimp platter. Now i'm dying and i'll never get to eat the shrimp or dip it in the marinade." -the OP, on his death bed
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May 26, 2019 21:19
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drilldo squirt posted:Is it weird to buy a party plate of shrimp from the market? Should I feel bad about eating prepared shrimp and marinade while alone?
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May 26, 2019 21:19
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Little muscle bugs that pop and gush in your mouth. God speed if you like them, eat them all OP.
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May 26, 2019 21:45
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I just googled "sexy shrimpstress" and the results did not disappoint.
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May 26, 2019 21:46
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Colonel Cancer posted:I just googled "sexy shrimpstress" and the results did not disappoint. Aww yeah  hey wait a sec... 
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May 26, 2019 22:10
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i just went a bought a shrimp tray at the store thanks op.
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May 27, 2019 01:07
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Myron Baloney posted:the only use of a marinade on cooked shrimp I can think of is for pickled shrimp. pickled shrimp rule, especially Yucatecan and Jamaican styles with shitloads of chiles. You CAN brine shrimp, like you'd brine a turkey, pork chops, or chicken before grilling, roasting, whatever. It...doesn't really add much. Shrimp is already good as is, and even if you really load up the brine with other flavors like herbs and lemon or whatever it just..doesn't do much and makes the shrimp just be salty. It DOES make them have that really ultra fresh shrimp texture you get sometimes, where the shrimp feels like it's basically bursting apart when you chomp into them, if that makes sense? But it's not really worth doing imo. Source: I am a shrimp briner.
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May 27, 2019 01:19
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Wicker Man posted:Little muscle bugs that pop and gush in your mouth. God speed if you like them, eat them all OP. Honestly they taste like sweet chicken tenders with a slightly different texture. I'm sorry that this incredibly wild ride is too much for you to handle.
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May 27, 2019 01:21
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Eating water bugs is gross the Jews have the right idea Would you eat a beetle? Why tf you eating water beetles
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May 27, 2019 02:14
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 I think
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May 27, 2019 02:21
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Colonel Cancer posted:
Shrimpin ain't easy but it sure is fun. For real though can we get some geneticists on this we can have some shrimp drummettes to go with wings. ...well I guess you could do frog legs, but they aren't as incredibly sexy as this so I'm torn now.
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May 27, 2019 02:26
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Do it ironically posted:Eating water bugs is gross the Jews have the right idea ironically they do eat locusts as I understand
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May 27, 2019 02:44
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Do it ironically posted:Eating water bugs is gross the Jews have the right idea I would like to try spicy, fried crickets someday.  Also, crab legs are loving delicious.
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May 27, 2019 02:53
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want 2 shrimp
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May 27, 2019 03:08
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Celebrate Memorial Day or whatever by going down to your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company and ordering a big ol’ skillet of jambalaya, just ask your shrimpstress
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May 27, 2019 19:34
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I hit up bubba gumps on my every other month trip to Disneyland
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May 27, 2019 19:44
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From now on shrimps will be referred to as Thcrimpth. Cause its funnier. 
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May 27, 2019 20:14
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Why would you pay your toll to the mouse every other month?
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May 27, 2019 20:15
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why would you pay your toll to the mouse every other month?
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May 27, 2019 21:08
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To prevent embarrassing yourself at the grocery store buy the shrimp with condoms and lube and invite the person working behind the cash register.
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May 27, 2019 23:56
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Do it ironically posted:Eating water bugs is gross the Jews have the right idea we'll all be eating bugs in future, fool. the wet ones go down easier and will help ease you in.
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May 28, 2019 00:14
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Do it ironically posted:Eating water bugs is gross the Jews have the right idea Dunno, does this beetle taste as good as shrimp?
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May 28, 2019 00:40
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Arrhythmia posted:Dunno, does this beetle taste as good as shrimp? Nothing tastes as good as the offerings at your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company! If you can’t decide what to order, just go ahead and ask your shrimpstress for her recommendation (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 28, 2019 05:31
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FactsAreUseless posted:No, no. Enjoy your shrimp. Stir-fry them. Make them into fajitas. Put them in jambalaya. Make a gumbo. Live your life. Shrimp platters are pre-cooked and therefore useless for any of these things. If your life is one of over-cooked shrimp, don't live it like that anymore. you could put them in a pasta of some sort I guess
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May 28, 2019 10:11
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Do it ironically posted:Eating water bugs is gross the Jews have the right idea If it was tasty and someone served me a plate of it, hell yeah. I had silkworm stirfry once, it was good.
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May 28, 2019 11:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:
*borat voice*
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May 28, 2019 13:06
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Colonel Cancer posted:
Gonna inquire with my local Bubba G's Shrimpstress iykwim
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May 28, 2019 21:21
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Buy as many shrimp platters as you can afford and then array them all on the floor and roll around naked in them like the filthy animal that you are hth, OP
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May 28, 2019 23:30
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Don't do that.
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