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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


The Thong Song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



This literally has been playing in my head for the last 15 minutes, before this thread even existed

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Like...what... What?

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
I almost forgot this song existed, thanks Sid!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I. M. Gei posted:

Sisqo Systems

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Baby, that thong, tho-thong thong thong

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

"She took dumps like a truck.. truck.. truck.."

so sexxxy





also, can anyone name another sisqo song without googling?

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 02:24 on May 25, 2019

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

My 6th grade yearbook had one of those year-in-review sections where you write down your favorite movie, subject, etc. Guess what my favorite song was

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
All I wanna do is zoom zoom zooma zoom with a boom boom!!!

I think that was a different terrible song, but my statement still stands.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

if karen doesn't come back from her sister's by monday i am going to lose my poo poo. i am NOT raising these loving kids by myself

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
I was gonna post another good song from that era but I looked at the top charts for 2000 and uhhh ok bye

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



green chicken feet posted:

All I wanna do is zoom zoom zooma zoom with a boom boom!!!

I think that was a different terrible song, but my statement still stands.

Shake Ya Rump is not a terrible song

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



This is what inspired the thread!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Other butt songs you wish were never made and promoted:

""My humps, my lovely lady lumps"

e: I guess the thong song isn't directly about butts but it makes the focus on teh butt so fuckit

fat bottomed girls is one of the good butt songs

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 02:28 on May 25, 2019

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i was supposed to go golfing with the boys today. do you have any god drat idea how hard it is to get a tee time at oak hill?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


A Strange Aeon posted:

I almost forgot this song existed, thanks Sid!

I'm always here to look out for you friend

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Sisqo was in 2001's Get Over It which featured Kirsten Dunst in her prime and as a 13 year old sexually maturing boy, I <redacted>

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sweet thursday posted:

Sisqo was in 2001's Get Over It which featured Kirsten Dunst in her prime and as a 13 year old sexually maturing boy, I <redacted>

I gotta know what it says...

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
It's certainly no "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz, that's for sure.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
the sweeping symphony orchestra sample in this song makes me laugh every single time. i’m laughing right now.

lol.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i am so sick of eating popcorn for dinner

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Upon consideration...

...I THINK I'LL SING IT AGAIN!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Chief McHeath posted:

...I THINK I'LL SING IT AGAIN!

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

"She took dumps like a truck.. truck.. truck.."

so sexxxy





also, can anyone name another sisqo song without googling?

i think sisqo has a thong song part 2.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I remember watching "the making of" this music video on MTV. 10/10, would watch again.

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Bodhidharma posted:

i think sisqo has a thong song part 2.

yep

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/sisqo-jcy-thong-song-remake-2017-version-unleash-the-dragon-a7848316.html

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
better Thong Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOXId3tZYK4

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Sisqo is the poet of our generation.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


90% of the females in the music video are not even wearing thongs.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i was supposed to go golfing with the boys today. do you have any god drat idea how hard it is to get a tee time at oak hill?

I can't say that I do. :smuggo:

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks1mAFpdrXA

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

Other butt songs you wish were never made and promoted:

""My humps, my lovely lady lumps"

e: I guess the thong song isn't directly about butts but it makes the focus on teh butt so fuckit

fat bottomed girls is one of the good butt songs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg4rwDkkBA

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Never confuse Sisqo with Sisko. One performed The Thong Song, the other fought in the Dominion Wars and ran Deep Space 9 in Star Wars.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

"She took dumps like a truck.. truck.. truck.."

so sexxxy





also, can anyone name another sisqo song without googling?

wasn't there one about a dragon or something. also , goddamn it Sid this sing is going to be stuck in my head for days now :argh:

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE37X9uTm9c

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyYU78E56WQ

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




sweet thursday posted:

Sisqo was in 2001's Get Over It which featured Kirsten Dunst in her prime and as a 13 year old sexually maturing boy, I <redacted>

also mila kunis

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

also, can anyone name another sisqo song without googling?
He was a guest on a Lil Kim song (How Many Licks)

And there's the poo poo he did as part of Dru Hill.
Speaking of, he sings the chorus in Will Smith's Wild Wild West (We're goin' STRAIGHT. TO. THE WIIIILD WILD WEST)

Also every mention of the Thong Song requires me to remind anyone that forgot that the sweetass strings were sampled off of a smaller, lesser known song by some british boy band

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
I remember watching an interview with sisquo where he said how the shockwaves the came off when they stomped the sand were his idea and he was so smug I'd believe him

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