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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Holy poo poo, that guy was just about to stand up when he got an axe thrown in his face :stare:

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I like the part where he just goes and faces a wall so the bad guy can’t see him because the wall is black and so are his suit and hair

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
i liked the parts where the horses kicked bad dudes heads in

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Improbable Lobster posted:

i liked the parts where the horses kicked bad dudes heads in
Agreed, that was a cool concept.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Also every time Reeves and Fishburne are in a scene together I shed a nostalgic tear for the Matrix.

joebuddah
Jan 30, 2005
I keep hoping for Reeves and Fishburne to be standing next together, and Reeves says
" I know kungfu"

Strontosaurus
Sep 11, 2001

The John Wick of sharks

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Saw this movie, it was ok.

Lol at Morpheus saying pigeons were the internet.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Did they pay for squibs yet. The first movie loving sucked because they didn't pay for squibs. Didn't see the second one on account of they didn't pay for squibs in the first one

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


Has anyone successfully counted the number of nutshots that took place in this movie?

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Did they pay for squibs yet. The first movie loving sucked because they didn't pay for squibs. Didn't see the second one on account of they didn't pay for squibs in the first one

That movie would've taken like 5 years to make with all squibs.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Crossposting

David D. Davidson posted:

Also this fight scene reminds me. We still haven't seen John Wick kill someone by gratuitously misusing a taser yet.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
We'll just have to settle for Syphon Filter in the meantime.

https://youtu.be/vOfSKvTn9p4

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Did they ever explain what John did, to get the reputation that he got, in the first movie?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

TV Zombie posted:

Did they ever explain what John did, to get the reputation that he got, in the first movie?

Killed all of Viggo’s enemies in one night, a task even Viggo thought would be impossible and assigned as a deliberate troll

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

gently caress yeah!!!!!!

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Literally watching this for the first time right now and Keanu just devestated a guy using a hardback book.

Amazing stuff.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
It was really good OP

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Did they pay for squibs yet. The first movie loving sucked because they didn't pay for squibs. Didn't see the second one on account of they didn't pay for squibs in the first one

No.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

The first two were better. This has too much Lore

Grudgerm
May 4, 2012

by Reene
I can’t wait for John wick 4. It’s gonna be lit.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

In Training posted:

The first two were better. This has too much Lore

no two was the worst because of all the lore.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I like the ridiculous lore bullshit

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
2 was boring, 3 dialled up the crazy perfectly, motherfuckin motorbike swordfights and weaponised horses. Why was there a stable in the middle of downtown New York? Who cares!

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Why was there a stable in the middle of downtown New York? Who cares!

Eat the rich.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Machai posted:

Eat the rich.

Yeah all those super rich horse carriage drivers ??

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

There's probably lots of different stables for the horse carriage drivers around the city

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

The drivers don't own the horses. If they do then they are indeed rich.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I assumed it was the stables for the Central Park carriage horses

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Pirate Radar posted:

I assumed it was the stables for the Central Park carriage horses

Doesn't NYC have mounted police? I assumed those.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Lot of crotch destroying in this movie between dogs and shots to bypass body armor.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
At least some NYC cop horses live on time square in a 30 million dollar stable.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Elephanthead posted:

At least some NYC cop horses live on time square in a 30 million dollar stable.

a post a year in the making

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
John Wick casually destroying historical displays of knives and other weaponry that took someone years to compile.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
John Wick needs a lot of Catholic repenting if he wants to be saved.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
priests asking John if he's back as he enters a cathedral

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Full Metal Jackass posted:

John Wick casually destroying historical displays of knives and other weaponry that took someone years to compile.

running into a room full of guns and frantically trying to figure out which one of them is Chekov's

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
So John Wick 4 coming out. How will he kill someone now?

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
A fight breaks out between Wick and assasins in a fancy restaurant's kitchen. Wick grabs some uncooked pasta noodles and flings them with such velocity into one dudes eye, that it passes through to his brain.

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