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I don't know anything about any of this but what I do know is the Hawaiian Hitchhiker involves an anus, a thumb and a pineapple
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the magnum pi reboot looks weird as hell
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May 27, 2019 01:40
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i found ThreeOlives new avatar.
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May 27, 2019 01:41
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The White Dragon posted:wildboars have always done something wrong, ecologically speaking Guilty of hogging while delicious.
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May 27, 2019 01:41
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She is either lying or should never go outside by herself again. Even that idiot push cart goon would of walked out of the woods once his Doritos stash ran low.
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May 27, 2019 01:42
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she photoshopped her leg
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May 27, 2019 01:47
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quote:Eller's mother, Julia, said her daughter hiked into the woods, stopped to meditate, then couldn't find her way back to her car. The SUV was found in the Makawao parking lot, her wallet and phone inside. That voice was trying to kill you by pushing you as far from the trailhead as possible. This is an anti-the Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon scenario. quote:Julia Eller said Amanda waved at helicopters that occasionally flew overhead, but that the canopy was apparently too thick for searchers to see her. Maybe if you are seeing helicopters, find a darn clearing? quote:Hundreds of volunteers who aided the grim search and sensational rescue of Amanda Eller will celebrate Monday at a barbecue bash promoted by the "Findamanda" Facebook page. Dozens perish trying to follow her hand drawn map. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/05/26/amanda-eller-i-chose-life-when-lost-hawaiian-forest/1245028001/
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May 27, 2019 01:50
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I often get so disoriented waking up from naps that I wander aimlessly into the wilderness such that I get lost 
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May 27, 2019 01:52
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Big Beef City posted:No content in the OP, only a signature.
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May 27, 2019 01:56
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“Big Beef City" posted:No content in the OP, only a signature. I resign as OP 
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May 27, 2019 02:09
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Aloha
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May 27, 2019 02:11
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quote:On Friday afternoon, less than an hour after her family announced a $50,000 reward for information, rescuers found Ms. Eller hmmmmmmmhmm
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May 27, 2019 02:11
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Big Beef City posted:No content in the OP, only a signature.
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May 27, 2019 02:19
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never heard of this before this thread but what im reading reminds me of the everest thread people who literally dont know how a compass works, or own one, who cannot hunt or even fish or learn any of the basics of the outdoors gets herself lost on a casual hike, now the world rallies to call her a hero for 'refusing to die'? if only they knew that after a day of being hungry, i too often find and eat food
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May 27, 2019 03:56
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In case you're lost in Hawaii please remember that the tiny branches of papaya trees are hollowand perfect for an on the go marijuana pipe
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May 27, 2019 03:59
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you could walk across the entire island of Maui in like 2 days and this
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May 27, 2019 04:04
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Isn't the island like 30 miles across?
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May 27, 2019 04:15
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Edgar posted:Isn't the island like 30 miles across? It seems like if you go downhill or follow a river in every national park on the island you’d be out of the park in a day.
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May 27, 2019 04:17
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She’s gonna get a medal or some award.
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May 27, 2019 04:28
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Burt Sexual posted:She’s gonna get a medal or some award. A lifetime tv movie most likely.
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May 27, 2019 04:37
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Edgar posted:A lifetime tv movie most likely. On day ten R Kelly just showed up and went to town
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:On day ten R Kelly just showed up and went to town she's 20 years too old for r kelly
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The White Dragon posted:she's 20 years too old for r kelly He was on vacation anything goes
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May 27, 2019 04:41
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Supreme Allah posted:I dont think it's hard to survive in the open in hawaii at all Water can be hard to find, but fish and fruit are plentiful. A land of contrasts. Offer only applies to Leeward side, Windward side is wet and has running streams.
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KiteAuraan posted:Offer only applies to Leeward side, Windward side is wet and has running streams. yeah if you wanna get the lepto maybe
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kazr posted:In case you're lost in Hawaii please remember that the tiny branches of papaya trees are hollowand perfect for an on the go marijuana pipe And you can sound yourself with palm leaves... ... I have heard...
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value-brand cereal posted:wht the christ is the pathetic poo poo I wished the ghosts of genocided native hawaiians murdered her rear end. Goddamn. Pathetic. I wish the actual Hawaiians got her. Seriously, don't gently caress around there, don't be a dick, don't be a haole, don't gently caress up someone's forest grove at night. Now if you know people who are Kanaka Maoli and are respected and they're cool with you, you don't get your rear end beat, but you don't get to that level without minding your poo poo to begin with. The White Dragon posted:yeah if you wanna get the lepto maybe Yeah that, it's also why you don't go for the springs and few streams and creeks that exist here in Arizona. Unless you like lepto and glacier gut. KiteAuraan fucked around with this message at 07:13 on May 27, 2019 |
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May 27, 2019 07:10
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:And you can sound yourself with palm leaves... Truly a land of plenty
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May 27, 2019 08:01
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"I have a strong survival instinct so I just walked where my intuition told me to!" The dumb bitch walked around in big circles for 2 weeks lol
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May 27, 2019 08:29
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maxe posted:I thought U said Hawaiian Hitler considerably way more chill
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May 27, 2019 08:58
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is this the cliff wife or is that a different thread
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May 27, 2019 09:02
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Pistol_Pete posted:"I have a strong survival instinct so I just walked where my intuition told me to!" we got slightly lost and he said "well we should go downhill and then we will find the river and then we will find the lake and then we will know where we are" and i just said "no we just backtrack and follow the same trail in reverse until we arnt lost" some people really are that dumb or have problems with awareness im not the best at mountaineering or whatever but like some people are tragic at it
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May 27, 2019 09:07
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jokes on everyone when we find out what shes telling us with that "i chose life" line is that shes an undead
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May 27, 2019 09:52
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She's a Hawaiian native and couldn't find her way to the edge of the island?
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May 27, 2019 09:56
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I want to say that I don't believe people are dumb enough to get lost in they own back yard for 2½ weeks, but I can't.
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May 27, 2019 10:51
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s.i.r.e. posted:She's a Hawaiian native and couldn't find her way to the edge of the island? my best advice like i said is if you are getting lost back track the way you came tree, bushes, and all kinds of foliage all look the same, stick to the trail
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May 27, 2019 10:53
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now this chick might be dumb for sure but there is a big rear end park that you could totally just live with the bears if you wanted to near where i live, you could absolutely get turned around and lost. i dunno about 14 days though, like i could imagine getting lost for a couple days maybe even a few.
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May 27, 2019 10:58
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shes hot though id downward doggie with her for sure edit: WP sucks and TRUMP RULES (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 27, 2019 10:59
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You say it's unlikely she could have been wandering lost for all that time, but I once spent an hour in an Ikea car park trying to find my car.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Washington Post says: Washington Post posted:As the days wore on, Eller’s father’s tech background became key to search efforts. Lol now I’m convinced too. Her dad just happens to own a company that develops software for just this thing? This seems like a big marketing stunt for the software.
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