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feel like crabs have a bad rap and get judged before they even let you get to know them • people say you're 'crabby' when you're angry • that picture of a crab smoking a cigarette • the tiny ones that live in pubic hair, have the same name as normal crabs • mr. crabs, the spongebob character, is kind've a greedy jerk need to come up with a new crab brand, to help our crab friends |
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what is we called crabs "dag", like a mix between dog and dad, both very popular and warm characters |
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May 27, 2019 01:14
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BrownianMotion posted:what is we called crabs "dag", like a mix between dog and dad, both very popular and warm characters wouldn't fly in Australia mate - a "dag" can be used as a mild insult, colloquially meaning someone who is uncool sort of equivalent of "dork", though it actually means the bit of wool on the hindquarters of sheep that needed to be cut off because it gets covered and matted in dried sheep poo poo. Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 01:59 on May 27, 2019
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BrownianMotion posted:what is we called crabs "dag", like a mix between dog and dad, both very popular and warm characters j'ya like dags? |
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what if we call them salty sea dogs little seamen pinchybois |
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Clampos Tonghands Sidewalkers Mudsifters |
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crabs are actually regular-sized friends |
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the old brand is literally cancer, so I can see why update is needed. I think a new brand should focus on: they’re omnivores... not picky eaters they walk and swim sideways... very jazzy they feel and remember pain... relatable |
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Lestamore posted:the old brand is literally cancer, so I can see why update is needed. lol |
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Lestamore posted:the old brand is literally cancer, so I can see why update is needed. sad dancer of the deep |
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Lestamore posted:the old brand is literally cancer, so I can see why update is needed. actually these are all really good points -- really like the jazzy walk this is something we can use to change their image the crab should be holding something, we should write over that image everyone has in their mind of a crab being all rebel and smoking a cigarette by having them hold something warm and friendly |
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of course disney didn't help by perpetuating the stereotype of 'the evil glam rock crab' in moana, either |
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Duke Snippington(s) - plays up the jazz angle plus makes them seem well connected and societally approved
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Stoner Sloth posted:Duke Snippington(s) - plays up the jazz angle plus makes them seem well connected and societally approved Sounds like they smoke the devil's lettuce |
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hamjobs posted:Sounds like they smoke the devil's lettuce  litte  buddies of the sea
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Hugh Malone posted:of course disney didn't help by perpetuating the stereotype of 'the evil glam rock crab' in moana, either And Sebastian perpetuated the stereotype that crabs have no chill, even when they're Jamaican. |
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Sebastian is technically a lobster. but obviously he isn’t doing crustaceans any favors overall. |
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"hermit crab" doesn't play well with today's recluse-hating society. what if we called them "Tiny House Crabs"
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FutonForensic posted:"hermit crab" doesn't play well with today's recluse-hating society. what if we called them "Tiny House Crabs" Shell-flipping crab |
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FutonForensic posted:"hermit crab" doesn't play well with today's recluse-hating society. what if we called them "Tiny House Crabs" 
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what about calling them brac(s)? some positivies: •its an anagram of crab •reminds people of the popular late night tv show host, Brak, and his summer jams album (10/.10) •"brace for bracs" lol or alternatively "brac braces" braces with tiny bracs on them |
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crac (crab evolved) fabs crads (because they are rad) - hmm perhaps cRADs to emphasize the "rad" scuttlin' puppykittens
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FutonForensic posted:"hermit crab" doesn't play well with today's recluse-hating society. what if we called them "Tiny House Crabs" Manifisto posted:crac (crab evolved) I like fabs but I think scuttle puppies is the way to go
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vanisher posted:I tried my best Click the crab for an adventure! 
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Let's call them Carbs Surely no one will ever demonize them now!!! |
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hamjobs posted:Let's call them |
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I thought Crab Rave made them popular.
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Thanks, Dr. Crab! |
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T*ump Doctor Crab Cake |
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I trust them with my grandma, and I've never been happier. |
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