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Where's it at people? I'm somekindofguy, and as is the usual I'm starting up the discussion for the 2019 season of America's Got Talent. What is this? Basically another talent show in the wasteland of primetime TV. But there's the chance you get something other than singers and dancers along the way. Hell, last year was won by Magician Shin Lim. You'll get singers with sob stories, yes, but you will also get magic, comedy, danger, acrobatics and a lot of stuff in between. And hey, if an act you like doesn't get through, feel free to here about it. What's new this season? Well, we have a fairly significant lineup change this year, with two new female judges and a brand new host. Joining everyone's favorite germophobic comedian Howie Mandel and reality TV kingmaker Simon Cowell are: -Dancing with the Stars veteran Juliane Hough -Actress and activist Gabrielle Union -And all around killer Terry Crews as host Along with various guest judges throughout the season. Where can I catch this? The first episode of the auditions airs tonight on NBC, 8 PM Eastern. Don't worry if you miss it though, as NBC tends to put clips on via Youtube the next morning, letting you catch the highlights without all the fluff. Hope you enjoy, and pray for less singers.
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# ? May 28, 2019 20:40 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:28 |
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Watching it now. Meh that female comedian Jackie did some pretty mediocre observational comedy but I guess people loved her so what do I know
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# ? May 30, 2019 03:23 |
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Wow this thread is dead Violin kid got a golden buzzer? Eh I dunno he’s cute and all but he’s not izthak perlman Also can we agree that terry crews is leaps and bounds better than Tyra?
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 02:18 |
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Yeah sorry,been busy with other things. Been a lot of the usual it seems. Though I zuppose we have Judge Cuts to look forward to in two weeks.
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# ? Jul 3, 2019 19:14 |
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Final auditions on tonight, next week begins Judge Cuts to whittle down acts for the final 36.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 01:24 |
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There have been a few decent acts but those golden buzzer picks are awful...almost all singers, and violin kid
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 03:32 |
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First round of the judge cuts is on, with Brad Paisely as a guest. Expect a singer to get through.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 01:00 |
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I know musicians aren't popular on here but I like Swedish guitarist dude. I'm glad the mentalists got kicked off. It's probably from something biased, but I hate when, in a group of 2 mentalists, one puts on a pair of glasses with the intent of reading some words or looking at a picture and the other mentalist with a blindfold on can suddenly see what his or her partner is pointing their glasses at. Stuff like that. Fuckit. Who knows what magician's trick they're using is but with today's technology that, not just what's available to magicians but what's available to regular consumers , the magic in this type of act is completely gone. Little girl who does folk guitar with some mid-song rapping. Eh. It's good the first few times. She covers subjects most everyone can relate to. She has to be able to evolve that song formula and so far it's the same both times. If she keeps doing it she's a goner.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 23:53 |
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Go Kevin. Whoops you got cut. Good job though dude
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:00 |
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I missed the end, did the acrobatic handsome men and their dad get thru?
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 16:53 |
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I love this show but do they have to cut to judge/audience reactions 30 times an act? Jesus. Also, bring back Tyra. We are back to Nick-Cannon-level of "Whoa! Now that's talent!" Or "They're juggling!" backstage reactions from Terry. There, that's off my chest. I enjoyed Robert Finley (the blind vet who sang his original the last week of auditions). Other than that, boo to singers. The Nastier Nate posted:I missed the end, did the acrobatic handsome men and their dad get thru? Yes.
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 21:16 |
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Secks posted:Also, bring back Tyra. No
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 03:42 |
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the only thing I liked from tyra was her tits when she showed em. as for doing her actual job she was definitely a downgrade
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 05:51 |
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Hey, if it cuts back on the stupid "host comes out and does a wacky dance with a contestant" stuff, I'm all for it.
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 06:57 |
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Glad to see we got some activity. Reminder that round 2 of Judge Cuts is coming shortly, featuring Dwayne Wade as the guest. I'm just hoping he doesn't put through another musical act, but who am I kidding.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 00:44 |
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Judge Cuts 3 is on with Ellie Kemper as guest judge. I clapped, I clapped when the singer sung!
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:09 |
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Halfway through this episode, and I guess Sexy Xenomorph Acrobatics are my pick for best of the night so far?
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 02:07 |
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I can only sigh as another kid singer gets through. This is the usual I know, but the number of kid GBs is a little disheartening. Least we got a couple dancing acts I guess. somekindofguy fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Aug 7, 2019 |
# ? Aug 7, 2019 02:15 |
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somekindofguy posted:I can only sigh as another kid singer gets through. This is the usual I know, but the number of kid GBs is a little disheartening. hey it's been a whole *checks notes 2 years since we had a kid singer win!
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# ? Aug 7, 2019 13:45 |
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First live show is in in about 15 minutes! Time to actually support the acts you really want to see go through. Performing tonight: Alex Dowis Blacklight Painter Ansley Burns Singer Bir Khalsa Danger Group Carmen Carter Singer Emerald Belles Drill Dance Team GFORCE Vocal Group Greg Morton Impressionist Kodi Lee Singer and Pianist Luke Islam Singer Messoudi Brothers Acrobatic Trio Sophie Pecora Singer and Guitarist Voices of Service Vocal Group somekindofguy fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Aug 14, 2019 |
# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:46 |
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lol so i guess the fat chick comedian ended up to be a really lovely prop comic? that or she mistook what the audience enjoyed the most out from her first performance she'd probably be better if she was a magician and was able to pull like 20 things out of her tits
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 01:01 |
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Bir Khalsa was robbed. That is all.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 01:54 |
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Also god loving dammit, more kid singers. Least a golden buzzer got eliminated.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 02:02 |
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somekindofguy posted:Bir Khalsa was robbed. That is all. That act was loving insane and should have sent them straight through, bypassing any votes.
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# ? Aug 15, 2019 21:41 |
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I'm surprised Kodi Lee hasn't gone as viral as I was expecting; he sounded like he had everything to tug at America's heartstrings all summer. I'm still picking him to make a deep run because he's a singer.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 01:48 |
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This episode has been an amazing disaster almost entirely across the board. drat you, Armless Comedian, coming in and ruining a night full of crap with a good performance!
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:12 |
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I know right? And double drat V Unbeatable for one hell of a performance!
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 02:23 |
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Simon, to the foot fetish knife act: "That was the worst live act I've ever seen." The Sentimentalists: "Hold my cannoli..."
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 01:06 |
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Holy gently caress Howie Mandel is the most obnoxious human being alive
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 00:14 |
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Who's ready for some more trash fires tonight? Dont gently caress up Eric!
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 01:02 |
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These guys win it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 02:30 |
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why is a tambourine dipshit in the quarterfinals? did howie do this?
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 00:51 |
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Mantis42 posted:why is a tambourine dipshit in the quarterfinals? did howie do this? That one's on all the judges. Semis next week. Anyone excited for any particular acts?
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 23:07 |
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Semis are on. Who will Ansley rob of a spot this time? Edit: Greg honey, bless your heart. ALSO: YA hosed UP ERIC somekindofguy fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Sep 4, 2019 |
# ? Sep 4, 2019 01:32 |
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Quick, someone Photoshop an "Oops, All Berries!" cereal box to be about child acts. (Unless Toots from Clone High wins the Dunkin save.) edit: lol at Simon just saying "the youth choir!" and not even bothering to gently caress the name up like the rest of the judges. A Big Dark Yak fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Sep 5, 2019 |
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