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it looks like a stupid game for crazy people, so i want it.
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it seriously is a game devised by a lunatic who was previously held back by a corporate team that had to frequently say "Hey, rear end in a top hat, stop loving around down there". the only thing i could think of that would turn me off of "FedEx Hell Walker's Misadventures in Babysitting: A Hideo Kojima Joint: The Game" is if the controls are super fucky and broken.
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Taintrunner posted:by then, the country will actually resemble death stranding's brutal, decimated landscapes Kojima is a true visionary
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Nov 2, 2019 02:47
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Necrothatcher posted:My body data has been scanned and I will be appearing as rock formation 87b. ill be sure to put a sign there saying "this rock sucks" 
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Nov 2, 2019 16:26
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Look Sir Droids posted:You should pee on it/him instead. i will have the sign also read "this rock is a thirsty boy"
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Nov 2, 2019 16:34
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Zikan posted:Signs are entirely pictures so you can communicate with anyone in the world kojima ruined my trolling efforts before the game is even available. how devious of him!
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Nov 2, 2019 16:54
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If you get this game day one and do not like it, then give it to me.
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Nov 2, 2019 23:58
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I said come in! posted:Digital pre-order, gotta come over to my house I will bring snacks
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I'm here to drink Monster and fall on my rear end. And I'm all out of rear end
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1stGear posted:Kojima and Yoko Taro are the horniest people in the games industry, but Yoko Taro wouldn't get caught dead making the Quiet tweet. any man who wears that mask clearly possesses some powerful horny energy
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Nov 6, 2019 04:17
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Seemlar posted:If you've forgotten that's exactly what Kojima did, and that tweet was a followup he made after getting dogpiled for it. It's just a weirdly translated "there's a plot reason for it too, guys" "lookit dem titties" is a plot point in kojimaland
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Nov 6, 2019 04:21
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net cafe scandal posted:You freaks are going to make Loss and Dickbutt out of old rubble and pylons and it’s going to be completely unhelpful and maybe even obstructive to my humble journey god willing
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Nov 7, 2019 11:44
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i fully expect this game to suck poo poo but yet i cannot help myself, i still want to play it, if only to watch sam "norman the postman reedus" porter bridges fall down a cliff repeatedly
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Nov 7, 2019 12:22
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TheMostFrench posted:To be fair the first half hour of the game is like: Kojima productions, a game by hideo kojima, did we mention hideo kojima? Hideo Kojima Presents, a Hideo Kojima Productions Game, Death Stranding, a Hideo Kojima Joint. Hideo.
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Nov 8, 2019 14:57
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Playstation store download speeds suck rear end and butt
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Nov 9, 2019 11:29
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Trickyblackjack posted:Why not have this game take place in actual Iceland/Ireland if you want to ape this kind of landscape? The map scale would make more sense as well. If Kojima wanted his game to look "surreal" and "alien", why not actually create a surreal and alien landscape instead of aping something that actually exists? (not to mention that describing the countryside of another country as alien is a bit weird). imho he's dunking on americans and our incessant need to hate each other for both valid reasons, and for the dumbest fuckin inconsequential poo poo imaginable hence why sam "reedus and the fetus" porter needs to RECONNECT america because death has left them stranded. stranding. idk im hungover
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re: the landscape idk it rains time and maybe that helped the hellscape fracked landscape we call earth get all hosed up and look like a toddlers lego play area? maybe nanomachines???
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homeless snail posted:*chiralmachines notes from Kojima Productions whiteboard: "chiral = nano but dead and spooky?!"
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Nov 9, 2019 13:02
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The first story mission where you deliver Dead President Mom to a mountain incinerator to get roasted and then spooky bois appear owns. I failed it though cuz I dicked around in a river. Game is dumb as gently caress and I love it
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Nov 9, 2019 16:56
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a real oversight with this game: you dont get extra likes for doing sicknasty bmx tricks on your trike and invariably driving off a cliff, dooming the jizz bottles you have to "deliver" United Cities of America? more like United Cities of Fuckin Nerds. e: no it doesnt matter that the aforementioned sicknasty trick was done while i got disoriented and ended up further away from my destination, it still matters. haunted bong fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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bewilderment posted:OK so: Reedus Water makes them move a bit, afaik. Really not worth it imho
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Nov 10, 2019 00:25
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My only complaint is that the menus are loving garbage.
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Nov 10, 2019 00:26
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also dont know if this is common knowledge but if you press L3 on bike, you go way faster and then if you press X, you jump the bike
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Nov 10, 2019 05:00
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tuo posted:Yeah, that's why I'm curious if you actually create a creater if you die to the BT miniboss, and that might be a reason why they drag you to a certain spot instead of fighting you where they catch you. (or if you simply die and the game asks you to load the last save) afaik you dont voidout
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Nov 10, 2019 20:13
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Steve Yun posted:Games are just pushing your thumbs and fingers around to make tv graphics change 
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Nov 10, 2019 21:32
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Codependent Poster posted:Last night I just decided to beat the hell out of any MULES that came my way. After I cleared them out I got a message that the area was going to be clear of them for other players for a while too. That's pretty cool. i like to pack an extra ladder in my hand and just go to town beatin the poo poo outta MULEs.
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Nov 11, 2019 15:19
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Meshka posted:I found that 9/10 it can be doable on a bike. In the end I just started booking it through and only once I got caught in the tar with the bike. if im not doing a time-sensitive mission, i just park my vehicle, unload anything i dont want wrecked on it, and let them capture me. then i gently caress up the catcher 
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Nov 12, 2019 15:04
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Otter hat let's you barrel roll in the water Goty
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Oxxidation posted:you don't need ziplines at all until chapter 6 and i would not recommend building any more until that point. ziplines are for high-elevation areas where vehicles have trouble reaching, and that doesn't apply to the eastern half of the map counterpoint: ziplines fuckin rule
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