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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

I love this game and I have logged ..maybe 300 hrs on one playthrough? It's the first game I'm gonna Platinum. In light of thes hundreds of hours I've gone Mule and this is the cheer that festers in my diseased brain:

You can do it, Sam! You can do it, Sam! Sam Bridges Sam Bridges he's the man!
He got a big dick and he doesn't eat spam
Rips cans of Timefall, that's no flim-flam
You can do it, Sam, You can do it, Sam!
Eats pussy all night, smokes weed by the gram
Rips cans of monster, cuz that's his jam
You can do it, Sam! You can do it, Sam
Sam Sam Sam Sam he's the man.

Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jun 8, 2021

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

👍🐳💦

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Awaiting rap

Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Jun 10, 2021

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Umm, also does anyone know wtf is with the stabilizer? You can't carry a drat extra thing, no friggin batteries, so there has to be a trade-off. I gotta be missing something 🤔

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

More rap incoming

Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Jun 10, 2021

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

After these mezsGes...they'll be more rap

Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jun 10, 2021

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Got a BB named Lou, cuffed to BRIDGES, feelin' blue
Now my baby named Louise, stackin' paper, makin' cheese
Fresh pizza full of cryptos see-the ar-row? I-ain't FedEx
Cufflinks glowin', check my email, it's from Conan, cybersex


Slangin' crystal noon to night cuz I keep my poo poo tight
Zippin' round on tuning forks, pop a crypto with a BITE
And a sticky is my gat, Poppin wheelies, smokin' crack 
U call my rear end Fragile, cut your cord with a -SNAP-


Sensin' BTs, poo poo it's red, chiral bullets, super-dead
Packin heat, HG custom, ridin' dirty, structures rustin'
Private locker, fillin' up, no more bandwidth, room for drugs
Low Roar bumpin' in my cans, on my bike, no earplugs


Deadman, Heartman, Hardman are the boys in my crew
Burn down bodies, timefall party, giant whale, it's BBQ
Victor Frank, Film Director, and there's also The First Prepper
Riot shotgun filled with blood, hope they brought the chilli pepper


Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he the man
He got a big dick and he don't eat SPAM
Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he's our boy
Timefall party up in here, life in the Death Strand


Pass that dab, every day, with my porters, crossin' rivers
Rollin' up, on your shelter. Need my package? I deliver
Smokin' ice, stacking cash, got a coin charm on my pack
Second sled, topped with dough, I'm an otter, no Prozac


Pullin' up, rusty truck, pussy gotcha stabilizers
Got my orders, cross that tar belt, eatin' lobster, appetizer
Golden handprints on my chrome, grasping, grabbin' paint job blown
On my trike, thousand kilos, moving bricks, in the e-zone


Blowin' up, poo poo's the bomb, my boy Higgs, we all get lit
Hit the club, feelin' strong, now the late-night can begin
Hit the floor, Chiral Artist's Mother, givin' me new kicks
Lace 'em up, showin' love, and she lets me suck her dick


Engineer on the decks, The Musician poppin' X
Jake Wind, sit and spin, postin' up and tryna flex
Baby Mama and her twin, makin' punch, bathtub gin 
Novelist's Son, kush he grows, toss the gourds into the bin
Seagram's, grain, and Monster are the liquids they pour in
Gettin' hosed up, call it Voidout, and we losin' consciousness


Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he the man
Eats pussy all night, smokes weed by the gram
Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he's our boy
Linkin' nodes, feed a BB, to a trash can


Floating carrier times two, got a safe place for my boots
Armored truck, time to gently caress, Amelie, astral suck
But she's also like my sister? Princess Beach, girl I missed ya
And she's also like my mother? Double incest, with no rubber
Power glove, hit that rear end, she a Catcher, and I'm filling
When she cums, it's extinction, time to bust, call it Bridge Link


Now Hardman on the decks, makin' bread, cashin' checks
Line of powder on his mask, MF DOOMS, havin' sex
It's The Elder, send a bot, hope he gets his meds I dropped
Ain't seen him in a month, now he mad, spooky, gone


WWI, blazing tanks, creatures Beachin', front line trenches
Vietnam, running from, homes and people bathed in napalm
Chiral matter,  Clifford Unger, out the ocean, attack on Titan
Got his goggles and his skullbois and his spectral cigarette


There's a Gazer on my penis, BTs hungry, much like Slimer
Gooey hands, on my balls, no there ain't no feeling finer
I'm a SLegend, blood you coughin', Lovecraft Reject, octo-dolphin
Thru this vog, burnin' trees, now you can not see me flossin'


But I got time for my kid, we make loaves, u feel the pressure
Timefall wheat, chop you down, a Beached Thing meets autothresher
Quipu rangin', poo poo I'm slanging, grind it up I'm tryna toke
Fellow porters, drop your cargo, bro he know yo poo poo is broke
Thumb him up, get rejected, and he givin' ur poo poo back
Baby Lou, blowin' bubbles, shaped like hearts and fulla smoke


Cuz Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he the man
Shotgunnin' up to 4 of of Timefall tall boy cans
Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he's our boy
Timefall party up in here, life in the Death Strand


Roll a spliff, I'm reborn, cut you down, stank-rear end foot corn
Wrap you up with my Strand, you can say that I'm reborn
Pass the blunt, I can't stop, goin Mule these rhymes I drop
Chasin' clout, blowin' clouds, 5 stars only, Robocop


Time for sayin' my goodbyes, not all villains wear a mask
Every hero has a story, all you gotta do is ask
Take a poo poo, and you'll find, any less undignified
Quickie shower, grab grenades, BTs SPLAT, it's time to RIDE


Electricity fire (vroom) and a up-side-down-rain-bow
Rip through meadows, makin' good time, gainin' speed to hit the sideshow

Got these marks on my skin, that don't wash off from giant squid
I'ma keep on keepin' on, til this baby pops its lid
Get my Odradek wet er'day, and your cargo lookin' weathered
You and me, all alone, whistling & stayin' tethered


Extinction entity, hell I speak in hieroglyphics
u got zero Ha or Ka, pussy counterfeit Egyptian
Chiral crystals on my bud, yo i got your new prescription 
Legend a'Legends, grow in ratings, destination? The Pacific
Ludens Mask, Timefall Anthem, got my heater we ain't cold 
I love you, B Lou, lullaby, Chiral Gold

Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Jun 23, 2021

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

poo poo is that what it does? Gf said it made it easier for the BTs to see you

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Then again, charm or not, I am the queen of removing Beach balls like slice Like a beloved cat you stop petting for 5 seconds and then -clip- she's chewed through your earphones. I'm the Bride with a katana & the mohel of your own demise. 💀☁️

meanwhile she's over here using safety scissors. Shameful.

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