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I love this game and I have logged ..maybe 300 hrs on one playthrough? It's the first game I'm gonna Platinum. In light of thes hundreds of hours I've gone Mule and this is the cheer that festers in my diseased brain: You can do it, Sam! You can do it, Sam! Sam Bridges Sam Bridges he's the man! He got a big dick and he doesn't eat spam Rips cans of Timefall, that's no flim-flam You can do it, Sam, You can do it, Sam! Eats pussy all night, smokes weed by the gram Rips cans of monster, cuz that's his jam You can do it, Sam! You can do it, Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam he's the man. Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jun 8, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 21:13 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 09:22 |
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👍🐳💦
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2021 23:53 |
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Awaiting rap
Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jun 10, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 02:43 |
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Umm, also does anyone know wtf is with the stabilizer? You can't carry a drat extra thing, no friggin batteries, so there has to be a trade-off. I gotta be missing something 🤔
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 02:45 |
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More rap incoming
Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jun 10, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 03:29 |
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After these mezsGes...they'll be more rap
Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Jun 10, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 04:26 |
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Got a BB named Lou, cuffed to BRIDGES, feelin' blue Now my baby named Louise, stackin' paper, makin' cheese Fresh pizza full of cryptos see-the ar-row? I-ain't FedEx Cufflinks glowin', check my email, it's from Conan, cybersex Slangin' crystal noon to night cuz I keep my poo poo tight Zippin' round on tuning forks, pop a crypto with a BITE And a sticky is my gat, Poppin wheelies, smokin' crack U call my rear end Fragile, cut your cord with a -SNAP- Sensin' BTs, poo poo it's red, chiral bullets, super-dead Packin heat, HG custom, ridin' dirty, structures rustin' Private locker, fillin' up, no more bandwidth, room for drugs Low Roar bumpin' in my cans, on my bike, no earplugs Deadman, Heartman, Hardman are the boys in my crew Burn down bodies, timefall party, giant whale, it's BBQ Victor Frank, Film Director, and there's also The First Prepper Riot shotgun filled with blood, hope they brought the chilli pepper Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he the man He got a big dick and he don't eat SPAM Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he's our boy Timefall party up in here, life in the Death Strand Pass that dab, every day, with my porters, crossin' rivers Rollin' up, on your shelter. Need my package? I deliver Smokin' ice, stacking cash, got a coin charm on my pack Second sled, topped with dough, I'm an otter, no Prozac Pullin' up, rusty truck, pussy gotcha stabilizers Got my orders, cross that tar belt, eatin' lobster, appetizer Golden handprints on my chrome, grasping, grabbin' paint job blown On my trike, thousand kilos, moving bricks, in the e-zone Blowin' up, poo poo's the bomb, my boy Higgs, we all get lit Hit the club, feelin' strong, now the late-night can begin Hit the floor, Chiral Artist's Mother, givin' me new kicks Lace 'em up, showin' love, and she lets me suck her dick Engineer on the decks, The Musician poppin' X Jake Wind, sit and spin, postin' up and tryna flex Baby Mama and her twin, makin' punch, bathtub gin Novelist's Son, kush he grows, toss the gourds into the bin Seagram's, grain, and Monster are the liquids they pour in Gettin' hosed up, call it Voidout, and we losin' consciousness Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he the man Eats pussy all night, smokes weed by the gram Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he's our boy Linkin' nodes, feed a BB, to a trash can Floating carrier times two, got a safe place for my boots Armored truck, time to gently caress, Amelie, astral suck But she's also like my sister? Princess Beach, girl I missed ya And she's also like my mother? Double incest, with no rubber Power glove, hit that rear end, she a Catcher, and I'm filling When she cums, it's extinction, time to bust, call it Bridge Link Now Hardman on the decks, makin' bread, cashin' checks Line of powder on his mask, MF DOOMS, havin' sex It's The Elder, send a bot, hope he gets his meds I dropped Ain't seen him in a month, now he mad, spooky, gone WWI, blazing tanks, creatures Beachin', front line trenches Vietnam, running from, homes and people bathed in napalm Chiral matter, Clifford Unger, out the ocean, attack on Titan Got his goggles and his skullbois and his spectral cigarette There's a Gazer on my penis, BTs hungry, much like Slimer Gooey hands, on my balls, no there ain't no feeling finer I'm a SLegend, blood you coughin', Lovecraft Reject, octo-dolphin Thru this vog, burnin' trees, now you can not see me flossin' But I got time for my kid, we make loaves, u feel the pressure Timefall wheat, chop you down, a Beached Thing meets autothresher Quipu rangin', poo poo I'm slanging, grind it up I'm tryna toke Fellow porters, drop your cargo, bro he know yo poo poo is broke Thumb him up, get rejected, and he givin' ur poo poo back Baby Lou, blowin' bubbles, shaped like hearts and fulla smoke Cuz Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he the man Shotgunnin' up to 4 of of Timefall tall boy cans Sam Bridges, Sam Bridges, yo he's our boy Timefall party up in here, life in the Death Strand Roll a spliff, I'm reborn, cut you down, stank-rear end foot corn Wrap you up with my Strand, you can say that I'm reborn Pass the blunt, I can't stop, goin Mule these rhymes I drop Chasin' clout, blowin' clouds, 5 stars only, Robocop Time for sayin' my goodbyes, not all villains wear a mask Every hero has a story, all you gotta do is ask Take a poo poo, and you'll find, any less undignified Quickie shower, grab grenades, BTs SPLAT, it's time to RIDE Electricity fire (vroom) and a up-side-down-rain-bow Rip through meadows, makin' good time, gainin' speed to hit the sideshow Got these marks on my skin, that don't wash off from giant squid I'ma keep on keepin' on, til this baby pops its lid Get my Odradek wet er'day, and your cargo lookin' weathered You and me, all alone, whistling & stayin' tethered Extinction entity, hell I speak in hieroglyphics u got zero Ha or Ka, pussy counterfeit Egyptian Chiral crystals on my bud, yo i got your new prescription Legend a'Legends, grow in ratings, destination? The Pacific Ludens Mask, Timefall Anthem, got my heater we ain't cold I love you, B Lou, lullaby, Chiral Gold Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Jun 23, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 08:27 |
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poo poo is that what it does? Gf said it made it easier for the BTs to see you
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 21:50 |
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Then again, charm or not, I am the queen of removing Beach balls like slice Like a beloved cat you stop petting for 5 seconds and then -clip- she's chewed through your earphones. I'm the Bride with a katana & the mohel of your own demise. 💀☁️ meanwhile she's over here using safety scissors. Shameful.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 22:17 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 09:22 |
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Also when you get real close the BT will disappear for a second but don't worry it will reappear after a couple seconds, and when it does the prompt will appear. They all seem to have this pattern, if you get in the right position
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 22:10 |