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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I dunno, back then almost once a week I was just in awe at the absurd hilarity going on.

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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

When is someone going to make a zoo fights thread

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Tom Gorman posted:

When you really think about it, I mean. Yeah I'd eat some turds for money.

Lets crowdfund a video of you eating some turds.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

DiggityDoink posted:

Lets crowdfund a video of you eating some turds.

I’ve got five on it

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Ooh boy I’d forgotten about this loving thing

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Piggy Smalls posted:

I will download the movie and show my teenage boys the video. Should be fun.

Yes, what can possibly go wrong?

*one of the boys tells a friend, who tells a parent and/or teacher, who reports it to police.*
*you are arrested and put on the sex offenders registry.*
*everyone knows you showed scat porn to your own sons, and presumes you did it because you were trying to groom them and gently caress them.*

Eh... maybe not worth it.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

LabyaMynora posted:

Yes, what can possibly go wrong?

*one of the boys tells a friend, who tells a parent and/or teacher, who reports it to police.*
*you are arrested and put on the sex offenders registry.*
*everyone knows you showed scat porn to your own sons, and presumes you did it because you were trying to groom them and gently caress them.*

Eh... maybe not worth it.

You missed step 1. Become a Mod.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



All he's gotta do is tell his kids to cover their eyes during the gross parts.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

All he's gotta do is tell his kids to cover their eyes during the gross parts.

the sounds are basically a war crime as well

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh, SA has always been funny. I just think that trying to say it's better now or then or whenever is silly.

Not "better" but we're old now and our attitudes towards edgy nonsense have definitely changed as a whole. I'm not pining for the glory days of SA or anything, the humor here has always been on-point.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Now that I think about it, making GBS threads and puking lovely vomit into each other's mouths is a pretty good metaphor for internet fame in the Instagram age

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

sweet thursday posted:

Now that I think about it, making GBS threads and puking lovely vomit into each other's mouths is a pretty good metaphor for internet fame in the Instagram age

You sound like a purebred hater my friend.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I had internet fame once and sometimes the rash comes back

Also would a hater say this: I think you're a nice forum poster with fun ideas

sweet thursday fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Jun 1, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

sweet thursday posted:

I had internet fame once and sometimes the rash comes back

Also would a hater say this: I think you're a nice forum poster with fun ideas

Disgusting that you would make such an outlandish claim.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I remember reading through some of the previous horrors of porn articles. I was trying to think which was worse, german or japanese. Maybe MFX video in Brazil had the same idea and said "Hold my beer and watch this!" I also remember reading the Encyclopaedia Dramatica article about it. Even those drat trolls didn't dare post pictures from it and that was where I first got goatse'd after managing to avoid it for years after hearing about it.

And do you know what? I'll even bet there is worse things out there than SWAP.avi or whatever that bug girl thing was. Morbid curiosity killed the Valko brain.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Valko posted:

I remember reading through some of the previous horrors of porn articles. I was trying to think which was worse, german or japanese. Maybe MFX video in Brazil had the same idea and said "Hold my beer and watch this!" I also remember reading the Encyclopaedia Dramatica article about it. Even those drat trolls didn't dare post pictures from it and that was where I first got goatse'd after managing to avoid it for years after hearing about it.

And do you know what? I'll even bet there is worse things out there than SWAP.avi or whatever that bug girl thing was. Morbid curiosity killed the Valko brain.

If there are worse things out there than SWAP i haven't seen it yet. 1guy1jar is pretty loving close but it's a different type of awful.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

DiggityDoink posted:

If there are worse things out there than SWAP i haven't seen it yet. 1guy1jar is pretty loving close but it's a different type of awful.

It has been what, 10 years now? More? Swap.avi is the worst thing on the internet that doesn’t involve torture or death. I don’t think anyone’s coming for that crown anytime soon.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



DiggityDoink posted:

If there are worse things out there than SWAP i haven't seen it yet. 1guy1jar is pretty loving close but it's a different type of awful.

There's some Japscat out there which is pretty drat awful. I remember watching a video way back when I was at college, a girl got a mixture of raw eggs and milk inserted into her rear end, she then shat it out into a frying pan where it was cooked into a scat omelette which she ate. She then vomited it all back up into the pan, it was cooked again whereupon she promptly re-ate it.

That put me off eggs for a while.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Jesus christ

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Dell_Zincht posted:

There's some Japscat out there which is pretty drat awful. I remember watching a video way back when I was at college, a girl got a mixture of raw eggs and milk inserted into her rear end, she then shat it out into a frying pan where it was cooked into a scat omelette which she ate. She then vomited it all back up into the pan, it was cooked again whereupon she promptly re-ate it.

That put me off eggs for a while.

Japan just took its crown back from Brazil IMO.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Dell_Zincht posted:

There's some Japscat out there which is pretty drat awful. I remember watching a video way back when I was at college, a girl got a mixture of raw eggs and milk inserted into her rear end, she then shat it out into a frying pan where it was cooked into a scat omelette which she ate. She then vomited it all back up into the pan, it was cooked again whereupon she promptly re-ate it.

That put me off eggs for a while.

No wonder the Japanese birth rate is going down. That is no way to fertilize an egg.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
i'm glad i've been on the internet for as long as i have without seeing this and 2 girls 1 cup

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Kak posted:

i'm glad i've been on the internet for as long as i have without seeing this and 2 girls 1 cup

You should at least treat yourself to the BME Pain Olympics.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Mammal Sauce posted:

You should at least treat yourself to the BME Pain Olympics.

Isn’t this pretty tame nowadays? At the time it was revolutionary but it seems standards have advanced considerably.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

He says "It can only be expressed aloud as the strangled cry of a sailor who has just spotted an iceberg looming out of fog or the trails of compressed air on the ocean's surface that lead back to a lurking U-boat"

What is it with the early SA writers and WW2? They seem obsessed with it.

I'm not saying they're bad writers, they're not. They are better than anyone on the forums today.
They just seem to have this thing about WW2.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



SA’s glory years were pretty bad. It took me a few occasional dips into the SA pool before you fuckers were old enough to be tolerable.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Didn't somebody propose tracking down those women and offering a donation as a kind of reparations? Did anything come of that?

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Didn't somebody propose tracking down those women and offering a donation as a kind of reparations? Did anything come of that?

They were paid a fair market rate for their work.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
very carefully

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

b mad at me posted:

He says "It can only be expressed aloud as the strangled cry of a sailor who has just spotted an iceberg looming out of fog or the trails of compressed air on the ocean's surface that lead back to a lurking U-boat"

What is it with the early SA writers and WW2? They seem obsessed with it.

I'm not saying they're bad writers, they're not. They are better than anyone on the forums today.
They just seem to have this thing about WW2.

Parsons specifically is a huge buff and has published books on it, I don’t remember it being a thing with any of the other writers.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Didn't somebody propose tracking down those women and offering a donation as a kind of reparations? Did anything come of that?

They might spend it on heroin then overdose. It would be better to pay for their psychotherapy.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Ultimate Mango posted:

Isn’t this pretty tame nowadays? At the time it was revolutionary but it seems standards have advanced considerably.

I dunno that self castration will ever end up as tame.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Oscar Wild posted:

I dunno that self castration will ever end up as tame.

Rose coloured spectacles it is, then.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Ultimate Mango posted:

Rose coloured testicles it is, then.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Dell_Zincht posted:

There's some Japscat out there which is pretty drat awful. I remember watching a video way back when I was at college, a girl got a mixture of raw eggs and milk inserted into her rear end, she then shat it out into a frying pan where it was cooked into a scat omelette which she ate. She then vomited it all back up into the pan, it was cooked again whereupon she promptly re-ate it.

That put me off eggs for a while.

oh my god i remember this

ahhhhhhhhh it was so loving gross

and now i remember that insane, serial killer vibe goon who pulled out his teeth with pliers and he looked like he was loving dead inside and had bodies in his basement. who was that guy

didnt he have real dolls too

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
Not nearly as bad as the video of the asian girl sucking the poo poo straight out of a dog. Some practical joker managed to cast that to a bunch of TVs in our university library during finals week. Volume full blast. Staff had to run around and frantically try different remotes turn them off. That was fun.

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
did actual humans do that poo poo back in the early 2000s?

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
there appears to be video evidence of it so yes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Punk da Bundo posted:

and now i remember that insane, serial killer vibe goon who pulled out his teeth with pliers and he looked like he was loving dead inside and had bodies in his basement. who was that guy

didnt he have real dolls too

I remember that guy. No, he wasn’t a serial killer, he was just so anorexic that his teeth were falling out. It’s a safe bet he is no longer with us, and I don’t mean banned.

Dunno about the real dolls. It’s not terribly unlikely we’re thinking of two different guys though, with 200,000+ members more than one of them had to remove their own teeth on camera.

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