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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
That conservatives are human beings

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Chokes McGee posted:

you actually believed this?


you actually believed this?!

I used to think that many of them were just too stupid to hear the dog whistles and were being duped. But now that they're all saying the quiet parts loud I've realized that they're all irredeemable scum.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Grondoth posted:

A whole lot of people are fiscally conservative but socially liberal.

Those terms make sense and are useful.

"The problems are bad. But their causes... *clenches fist* their causes are very good."

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Violence isn't the answer

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

im on the net me boys posted:

I thought that democratic socialism was the best way to improve the world (now I'm an anarchist)

That anarchism is the edgelord of political theories.

I still think that, but I used to too

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Tubgoat posted:

The God in my parables is not an irredeemable psychopath, unlike the one Americans worship, and actually practices forgiveness and love. :colbert:

My other favorite is much shorter: Heaven and Hell are identical places; groups of people are seated around a grand banquet on an enormous table, piled high with all the best foods, with 10-foot-long chopsticks. Those in Heaven are happy and stuffed, while those in Hell are starving and miserable, because you can't feed yourself with 10-foot-long chopsticks.

Just grab the food with your hands, dinguses.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Or choke up on the chopsticks. This parable sucks.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Chokes McGee posted:

the original version has their fingers replaced with the 10 foot chopsticks which makes it make more sense

Jesus, that's not a parable, that's an elevator pitch for a horror movie.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

fabergay egg posted:

and hosed fewer horses too

Michael Richard Pence, 45th vice president of our glorious United States of America does not, I repeat, does not gently caress horses. He has never hosed a horse, and will never gently caress a horse.
























































































He was hosed BY a horse.

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