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I'm expecting there'll be an attempt at satirizing Jeremy Corbyn somewhere. She really seems to hate him.
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May 30, 2019 22:15
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I'm glad she named them like they're text books so people can set their expectations for their entertainment value accordingly.
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Colonel Cancer posted:I can't wait to hear about the adventures of Haarry Potter, a teenage clone of Harry Potter and the last horcrux. bigger harry
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May 30, 2019 22:19
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FactsAreUseless posted:She also desperately wants to be seen as a good person, and I think these two things will combine into the perfect storm of misguided representation. Harry is magically turned into a sassy black woman and then becomes a popular radio host.
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May 30, 2019 22:30
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I am Luuking for big Pooter
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May 30, 2019 22:37
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Who wants more Harry Potter books. Don't they know other books exist. Like a lot of them.
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May 30, 2019 22:47
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"You're a wizard, dummy."a glitch posted:I'm expecting there'll be an attempt at satirizing Jeremy Corbyn somewhere. She really seems to hate him. She sucks on every level.
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May 30, 2019 23:17
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J.K. Rowling after Brexit: "Look, it was always my intention that Harry Potter was a Nazi. Absolutely. Tall, fair-skinned boy. Spurns the money of goblin usurers. I think the more astute readers can tell that was my plan all along. I mean, I put a lightning bolt on his head for goodness sake!"
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phasmid posted:J.K. Rowling after Brexit: "Look, it was always my intention that Harry Potter was a Nazi. Absolutely. Tall, fair-skinned boy. Spurns the money of goblin usurers. I think the more astute readers can tell that was my plan all along. I mean, I put a lightning bolt on his head for goodness sake!" in harry potter book 12, harry's wife and children are killed by a homunculus snape made by combining his dna with a lock of harry's mother's hair. but when it tries to kill harry with death magic, the love of his wife and children protect him and a second, identical lightning bolt is etched into his forehead right next to the first one
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May 30, 2019 23:32
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I would read a Harry Potter book if it was the buddy cop adventures of Harry and Ron. They'd show up to crime scenes, and find lots of evidence but they wouldn't be able to figure it out until the last minute when Hermione tells them some obscure magical fact and Harry has a Eureka moment. I probably won't read these.
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May 31, 2019 00:28
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Did they ever defeat the Eye of Sauron or whatever?
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May 31, 2019 00:32
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RobattoJesus posted:Harry is magically turned into a sassy black woman and then becomes a popular radio host.
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May 31, 2019 00:34
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I've already got the best version, this 5th edition stuff is just not the same
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May 31, 2019 00:39
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I don't see a single wand on that cover. Trash!
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May 31, 2019 00:42
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Also that's no way to dress yourself at a school for preteen wizards. Even the lizard monster is outraged!
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May 31, 2019 00:43
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They should have just left it as it was. The original series was basically a retelling of the magic equivalent of WW2, and fantastic beasts is like retelling WW1. Yeah it was important when it happened and all, but there's a reason why there are so many more WW2 movies than WW1 ones. It's more modern with bigger explosions and more clearly defined bad guys. You already told your world's best story. Let it go.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:They should have just left it as it was. The original series was basically a retelling of the magic equivalent of WW2, and fantastic beasts is like retelling WW1. Yeah it was important when it happened and all, but there's a reason why there are so many more WW2 movies than WW1 ones. It's more modern with bigger explosions and more clearly defined bad guys. Haha
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May 31, 2019 01:43
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I read her bestiary when I was younger but there was no way it could stand up to my brother's copy of the DnD 2nd Edition Bestiary. Give each child a DnD book of monsters to read and compare their stats.
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May 31, 2019 01:45
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May 31, 2019 01:52
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May 31, 2019 02:07
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I'm not sure why they made that one weird Harry Potter side story into a movie, it's just Dumbledore and Lupin in a room bickering for 90 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok7Vc3jczNg&t=456s
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May 31, 2019 02:29
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I'm gonna be JK Rolling the gently caress on past the book store
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May 31, 2019 02:30
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sweet geek swag posted:I would read a Harry Potter book if it was the buddy cop adventures of Harry and Ron. They'd show up to crime scenes, and find lots of evidence but they wouldn't be able to figure it out until the last minute when Hermione tells them some obscure magical fact and Harry has a Eureka moment.
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May 31, 2019 02:47
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I would read a new Potter book if it started with Hermione killing Ron and getting away with it.
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May 31, 2019 02:51
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i’m confused by the fact that all adults in the hp world are weird shut in sexless dorks
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May 31, 2019 02:54
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Rowling is living her worst life after failing to Bachman her way to double success.
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naem posted:i’m confused by the fact that all adults in the hp world are weird shut in sexless dorks Dumbledore fucks
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May 31, 2019 03:40
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harry potter but ghost written by thomas pynchon
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FactsAreUseless posted:I would read a new Potter book if it started with Hermione killing Ron and getting away with it. There's like a million fanfictions that start like that.
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May 31, 2019 04:04
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I would not read a new Harry Potter book. I'd watch a movie made from My Immortal. Come on, it's way more deserving than Fifty Shades.
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May 31, 2019 04:05
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white people are a sickness (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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YonKnave posted:white people are a sickness We are also... ...the cure.
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May 31, 2019 04:27
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Harry Potter and the Woman Who Ran Out Of Money and New Ideas.
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Rutibex posted:Dumbledore fucks I vaguely remember there being an implication that Dumbledore's loser brother fucks goats.
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May 31, 2019 05:29
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Harry Potter but written as though Harry never becomes a wizard and is just a loser that gets bullied by his cousin for years and later has a porn addiction and a diaper fetish
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May 31, 2019 05:40
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hayden. posted:Harry Potter but written as though Harry never becomes a wizard and is just a loser that gets bullied by his cousin for years and later has a porn addiction and a diaper fetish
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Moon Atari posted:I vaguely remember there being an implication that Dumbledore's loser brother fucks goats. harry potter is set in the british isles. the implication is that they all gently caress goats
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