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13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

There's more in the "new" but these ones I don't recall seeing anywhere

# ? Jun 9, 2019 03:26

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:56

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

If you arnt maximizing your smilies per post you are missing out on another level of posting. :weed:

# ? Jun 9, 2019 03:37

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Cubone posted:

e2: also good

that one is recent spain i believe was mad about lbgt rights so they made up a gay ghost that scares straight people and that is literally the ghost they came up with. then the lbgt community embraced it

# ? Jun 9, 2019 23:17

Lord Stimperor: Jun 13, 2018; I'm a lovable meme.

So, where's :sonia:

from

# ? Jun 10, 2019 11:33

Temaukel: Mar 28, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

snergle posted:

that one is recent spain i believe was mad about lbgt rights so they made up a gay ghost that scares straight people and that is literally the ghost they came up with. then the lbgt community embraced it

lol:

https://twitter.com/vox_es/status/1122427641750011904

# ? Jun 10, 2019 15:50

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

snergle posted:

that one is recent spain i believe was mad about lbgt rights so they made up a gay ghost that scares straight people and that is literally the ghost they came up with. then the lbgt community embraced it

gay culture is taking mean things straight people came up with for us and deciding that they are beautiful because they are us

# ? Jun 10, 2019 17:05

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Lord Stimperor posted:

So, where's from

Wasn't that a goonnette and related to the homegrown ban?

# ? Jun 10, 2019 17:07

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

Lord Stimperor posted:

So, where's from

that�s a girl named sonia who I believe was some goons girlfriend and she used to post her tiddies on dpph

# ? Jun 10, 2019 17:31

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

emergency fap material :shibe:

# ? Jun 10, 2019 17:35

Temaukel: Mar 28, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

At what point did :getout:

and

turn in to a dog :dogout:

# ? Jun 11, 2019 04:33

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Temaukel posted:

At what point did and turn in to a dog ?

The regdog looks vaguely like the frog. The memes follow their own logic to their own end

# ? Jun 11, 2019 06:40

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

Cubone posted:

This one was bought to make fun Sarah Huckabee statements in cspam

e: originated from :shucks:

vaginite fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Jun 11, 2019

# ? Jun 11, 2019 08:07

magikid: Nov 4, 2006; Wielder of the Soup Spoon

Seems like someone cleaned up a few of the names at some point. :imunfunny:

and

used to be a lot worse.

# ? Jun 11, 2019 09:43

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

If the site ever wants to make more money they should have premium smilies that you have to pay to use. And maybe out emoji use behind a paywall, if you want to 🤔 you should have to pay an annoyance tax.

# ? Jun 11, 2019 17:57

SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who'll post
Of the smilies we host
But no-one will try
In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who creeps
On the woman that sleeps
So we call the police
In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who dies
Full of Dew, full of pies
In a hovel gravesite
But in the wilds of GBS
There's a poster not born
To a smoking stepmom
So his boner's alright

In the wilds of GBS
Where the posters all meet
There's a poster who eats
Only skin cells and cum
He will show you this feat
That will frighten a goon
But the hammer falls soon
'cause a tongue's meant for bums
And he yells, "Keyboard goop!"
With his mouth open wide
"Bring me more 'boards!
Set 'em down by my side!"
And he wants so to post
But he's too banned to try
So he sits back and laughs
And he zips up his fly

In the wilds of GBS
You can see the goons prance
Posters making GBS threads their pants
Scarring women for life
They've forgotten the tune
That the saxophones play
Waste day and night
With the drone of "im gay"
And they post and they prance
And they laugh and they lust
To the rancid sound
Of the Scurvy Crew's worst
Then into the night
With their shame in their pants
And a printer in tow
Underneath the street lamps

In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who posts
And he posts and he posts
And he posts once more, yes
He posts to the health
Of the goons of GBS
Who have holes near their butts
Pilodinal abcess
They've punished their bodies
And their virtue's long gone
For a measly ten bucks
And when he can't log on
He shakes his fist at the sky
And whoever's up above
And wishes radium would die
From the Raging Boll's glove

In the wilds of GBS
In the wilds of GBS

SplitSoul fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jun 11, 2019

# ? Jun 11, 2019 18:14

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

SplitSoul posted:

In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who'll post
Of the smilies we host
But no-one will try
In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who creeps
On the woman that sleeps
So we call the police
In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who dies
Full of Dew, full of pies
In a hovel gravesite
But in the wilds of GBS
There's a poster not born
To a smoking stepmom
So his boner's alright

In the wilds of GBS
Where the posters all meet
There's a poster who eats
Only skin cells and cum
He will show you this feat
That will frighten a goon
But the hammer falls soon
'cause a tongue's meant for bums
And he yells, "Keyboard goop!"
With his mouth open wide
"Bring me more 'boards!
Set 'em down by my side!"
And he wants so to post
But he's too banned to try
So he sits back and laughs
And he zips up his fly

In the wilds of GBS
You can see the goons prance
Posters making GBS threads their pants
Scarring women for life
They've forgotten the tune
That the saxophones play
Waste day and night
With the drone of "im gay"
And they post and they prance
And they laugh and they lust
To the rancid sound
Of the Scurvy Crew's worst
Then into the night
With their shame in their pants
And a printer in tow
Underneath the street lamps

In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who posts
And he posts and he posts
And he posts once more, yes
He posts to the health
Of the goons of GBS
Who have holes near their butts
Pilodinal abcess
They've punished their bodies
And their virtue's long gone
For a measly ten bucks
And when he can't log on
He shakes his fist at the sky
And whoever's up above
And wishes radium would die
From the Raging Boll's glove

In the wilds of GBS
In the wilds of GBS

Jesus Christ.

:bravo:

# ? Jun 11, 2019 23:18

Wes Warhammer: Oct 19, 2012

SplitSoul posted:

In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who'll post
Of the smilies we host
But no-one will try
In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who creeps
On the woman that sleeps
So we call the police
In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who dies
Full of Dew, full of pies
In a hovel gravesite
But in the wilds of GBS
There's a poster not born
To a smoking stepmom
So his boner's alright

In the wilds of GBS
Where the posters all meet
There's a poster who eats
Only skin cells and cum
He will show you this feat
That will frighten a goon
But the hammer falls soon
'cause a tongue's meant for bums
And he yells, "Keyboard goop!"
With his mouth open wide
"Bring me more 'boards!
Set 'em down by my side!"
And he wants so to post
But he's too banned to try
So he sits back and laughs
And he zips up his fly

In the wilds of GBS
You can see the goons prance
Posters making GBS threads their pants
Scarring women for life
They've forgotten the tune
That the saxophones play
Waste day and night
With the drone of "im gay"
And they post and they prance
And they laugh and they lust
To the rancid sound
Of the Scurvy Crew's worst
Then into the night
With their shame in their pants
And a printer in tow
Underneath the street lamps

In the wilds of GBS
There's a poster who posts
And he posts and he posts
And he posts once more, yes
He posts to the health
Of the goons of GBS
Who have holes near their butts
Pilodinal abcess
They've punished their bodies
And their virtue's long gone
For a measly ten bucks
And when he can't log on
He shakes his fist at the sky
And whoever's up above
And wishes radium would die
From the Raging Boll's glove

In the wilds of GBS
In the wilds of GBS