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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

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# ? Jun 3, 2019 23:46

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:25

Goons Are Gifts

LAW!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jun 3, 2019 23:53

Stoner Sloth

Judge Dredd?

More like Judge Banned-from-this-Thread!

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# ? Jun 4, 2019 00:06

bird.

Stoner Sloth posted:

Judge Dredd?

More like Judge Banned-from-this-Thread!

lmao

# ? Jun 4, 2019 01:36

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

This thread is sponsored by the cast of Xena, Warrior Princess.

# ? Jun 4, 2019 01:49

google THIS

If laws are outlawed then, by definition, there would be no outlaws. They would just be laws, which ironically would make them outlaws all over again.

# ? Jun 4, 2019 02:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

hamjobs posted:

This thread is sponsored by the cast of Xena, Warrior Princess.

I get it

# ? Jun 4, 2019 02:28

bird.

google THIS posted:

If laws are outlawed then, by definition, there would be no outlaws. They would just be laws, which ironically would make them outlaws all over again.

an outlaw is only an outlaw at the time they are observing the law, and only if there is someone there to observe them observing

# ? Jun 4, 2019 03:17

bird.

you can never tell both the philosophy and location of an outlaw, because whenever you measure one you cant measure the other

# ? Jun 4, 2019 03:18

Stoner Sloth

hamjobs posted:

This thread is sponsored by the cast of Xena, Warrior Princess.

google THIS posted:

If laws are outlawed then, by definition, there would be no outlaws. They would just be laws, which ironically would make them outlaws all over again.

get out,laws!

# ? Jun 4, 2019 03:23

bird.

jude laws wifes sister is obviously jude laws in-law, and i cant decide if his wifes sister, if she posted here in this thread, by her mere existence, would be trying to shake the foundation of this Non-legal Nation

# ? Jun 4, 2019 03:30

bird.

a small child who cannot pronounce their rs correctly, but says them as ws, talking to their norwegian friend lars, exclaiming loudly to get his attention, is dangerously close to being the problematic sort in this Lawvoid Resort

# ? Jun 4, 2019 03:41

Goons Are Gifts

What about the laws of physics though?

# ? Jun 4, 2019 10:27

Papa Was A Video Toaster

gonna post my butthole! no laws

*

# ? Jun 5, 2019 03:02

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

*walks into the local dairy queen and just jumps the counter and starts shoveling the brownie bites from the blizzard topping bar into my mouth*

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:09

google THIS

Bluedeanie posted:

*walks into the local dairy queen and just jumps the counter and starts shoveling the brownie bites from the blizzard topping bar into my mouth*

While I admire the spirit of the gesture, I'm afraid that might get you in trouble unless said Dairy Queen happens to be physically located inside this thread, the anarchist's dream of Wednesday Frog memes.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

google THIS posted:

While I admire the spirit of the gesture, I'm afraid that might get you in trouble unless said Dairy Queen happens to be physically located inside this thread, the anarchist's dream of Wednesday Frog memes.

it is always wednesday and always a dairy queen here, my dude.

i'm gonna carry my phone around with this thread open so i can claim domain over the golden corral "chocolate wonderfall" and never eat any of it, just throw a bunch of sticks in it as it is an abomination, then when the cops show up, i will go "owned, cops, this is a tiny law free zone" and they'll be like "DAMMIT" and then dip their heads into the chocolate wonderfall and disappear.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:43

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

cops trying to enter lawless zones are basically like vampires wrt hallowed grounds

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# ? Jun 7, 2019 17:49

google THIS

Idiot: You can not deny me entry, I am a sovereign citizen and...Ow! Ow! Gah! Help!

Me: (shows cop my phone screen, he nods and waves me past)

# ? Jun 7, 2019 18:18

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

"Do what thou wilt", shall be the whole of the Law.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 17:34

Stoner Sloth

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

"Do what thou wilt", shall be the whole of the Law.

Excuse me? A WHOLE Law? I sir, wilt, not!

# ? Jun 8, 2019 17:53

google THIS

Hey, somebody lose an arm? Anyone? It's really long.

# ? Jun 8, 2019 18:20

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

Stoner Sloth posted:

Excuse me? A WHOLE Law? I sir, wilt, not!

I'm sorry for suggesting a law in this, the Lawless Zone ;D

# ? Jun 9, 2019 00:58

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

By the way, everybody ITT should read Temporary Autonomous Zone.
I wonder if "British anarchist Larry Law" would be allowed in this, the law-free thread? After all, there's no law against it...

# ? Jun 9, 2019 01:01

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Hey, somebody lose an arm? Anyone? It's really long.

lol'd

# ? Jun 9, 2019 01:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

There are no laws here, but we suggest that dogs should not play basketball

# ? Jun 9, 2019 03:23

Papa Was A Video Toaster

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

There are no laws here, but we suggest that dogs should not play basketball

You must be thinking of a different tiny law-free zone. Dog basketball is a cornerstone of our community.

# ? Jun 9, 2019 03:27

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

Check out this dog playing Jenga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PrnVkKN0HE

# ? Jun 9, 2019 04:28

Dungeon Ecology

*dancing like a middle aged white mom with dreadlocks who�s really into chakra healing and Has like really really dark soles on her feet*

# ? Jun 9, 2019 05:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

TVsVeryOwn posted:

You must be thinking of a different tiny law-free zone. Dog basketball is a cornerstone of our community.

hosed up, but not against the law

# ? Jun 9, 2019 21:44

bird.

google THIS posted:

While I admire the spirit of the gesture, I'm afraid that might get you in trouble unless said Dairy Queen happens to be physically located inside this thread, the anarchist's dream of Wednesday Frog memes.

LMFAO

# ? Jun 10, 2019 01:48

bird.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

"Do what thou wilt", shall be the whole of the Law.

if I were phoenix wright i would be slamming out an "objection", but phoenix wright's proverbial substance cannot sustain itself in this place, the Message Board Thread with Lawless-Grace

# ? Jun 10, 2019 01:57