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Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

Percy McAdams



Percy just built a new "Selesnya" deck for Magic: the Gathering's "Ravnica" set, "grafting" the new "Dissension" cards into it. He's taken to assigning everyone a "guild" from the game, himself being the "Parun" of the couch, which he considers his personal "Vitu-Ghazi." He works at a bookstore and plays tournaments at the game store across the street, so the couch is the only time he plays "video" games.

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The Middle One

Stats


-1 Ownage
+2 Skillz
+1 Snark
0 Random

Relationships

Jane: +1 Friend / -1 Foe
Cagliostro: +2 Friend / +1 Foe
Jester: -1 Friend / +2 Foe

Style: Well-meaning busybody

Favorite Games: Magic, casual games, story-heavy games

Hero of Another Story
Describe a side thing you do regularly when you're not hanging with the others (Magic).
When you do your side thing, you can choose to use Community Center and rollzor+Skillz. When you rope someone else into your side thing, it counts as sitting on a couch and playing video games.

Hyperspace Mallet
You have a special attack that everybody fears. When you inflict mindless violence in the Fun Zone, you can rollzor+Friend or +Foe instead.

What's your idea of "helping", exactly?
I assess their color identity and mana cost to cater my approach, see if they have any keywords or activated abilities I should be aware of, then make my statement. I'm a very wise person, so I think of some meaningful flavor text from a card that could go in their deck and tell them that. Then I apply it to their situation and allow them to act on this new knowledge.

When was the last time your patience reached its limit? What did you do?
I was getting horrible luck during a game of Mario Party, and then lost a duel minigame for my only star. And they laughed, as if they really needed my star. I challenged them to a different duel, with my Dimir deck. Countering spells, milling their deck, and absolutely shutting them down. Humble pie.

What do you do to blow off steam?
Besides deck-building? ... I have a small garden in my window and a few cats. Urza, Yawgmoth, and Teysa. And I read books. Actual books, not just the stuff in the fat packs.

Double May Care fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jun 14, 2019

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Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

I edited my Friend and Foe values to my sheet. Also that link links back to this thread.

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