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Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!






Welcome to 13 Dead End Drive Mafia, a game for 13 players

Rules:
Majority lynches, not plurality, which could allow for a no-lynch day
-No quoting mod PMs.
-No fake day actions
-Days will be 2-4 days IRL
-Nights should be no more than 24 hours
-Try not to post after the hammer. I work 12 hour days with no forums access at work, so if you gun crazy kids lynch someone while I'm out, it may be a few hours before I can close the thread. Try and respect that.
-To format your vote please type "##vote targetname" in bold ( [ b ] to bold, without the spaces, [ /b ] to close tags). ##unvote if you wish to remove your vote from someone but not put it on someone else yet.
-If you lurk there will be consequences.
-Have fun, it's a game.
-I like to use new/weird roles, so if you don't like that you probably won't like this game.

When you sign up, pick a character. Characters will not be tied to alignment or role, those will both be rng after the fact





Humalogn as The Detective: Sent to investigate for potential foul play

Pmush as Poopsie: Aunt Agatha’s sadistic Persian cat who wants the money to be among the world’s richest pets.

Tommunist as Smothers: The butler who served the family for over thirty years and now seeks to retire in style, cruising around the world and having people wait on him for a change.

GeneX as Dusty: Conniving and seductive maid who wants the money to become a glamour model.

AA as Beauregard III: Agatha’s lover, he made a trade of swindling recently deceased women.

spacing in Vienna as Lulu: Agatha’s best friend and well known gossip who seeks to start a gossip column.

binus as Charity: Agatha’s personal physician who wants to open her own practice.

Inf as Parker: The Chauffeur who wishes to spend the money racing in the Indianapolis 500.

Hal as Spritzy: Agatha’s hair stylist who wants to start her own salon.

Mr.Steak as Clay: Agatha’s tennis coach, he needs the money to pay debts and retire.

cpig as Pierre: Chef who seeks to finance his own TV show, Cooking for Profit.

Mikujin as Hickory: The gardener who wants to start a theme park based on killer plants.

OMGVBFLOL as Madame Astra: Agatha’s fortune teller, she believes her years of service will pay off by getting the the money.

  1. Anomalous Amalgam
  2. b-minus1
  3. CapitalistPig
  4. GeneX
  5. Hal Incandenza
  6. Infinitum
  7. Mikujin
  8. Mr. Humalong
  9. Mr. Steak
  10. OMGVBFLOL
  11. PMush Perfect
  12. spacing in vienna
  13. Tommunist


Retro Futurist fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jun 2, 2019

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


##sign up as Poopsy

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Gimme Parker so I can drive everyone nuts

https://i.imgur.com/peq46x1.mp4

Mikujin
May 25, 2010

(also a lightning rod)



Sign me up as Hickory.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I want this , please give me Pierre ty.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


For the duration of this game, I will communicate only in cat memes.

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



Sign me up as smothers

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


I'm gonna Dust(y) the gently caress out of you all.

That means murder. Maybe also sex. But mostly murder.

(Sign me up as Dusty please!)

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

T.T.D.D.T.D.D

Thug lyfe.


CLAY CLAY CLAY

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


dammit i wanted to be poopsie

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


ill be the fortune teller

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


PMush Perfect posted:

For the duration of this game, I will communicate only in cat memes.

i approve of this

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?




Lipstick Apathy

I need to be Lulu please and thank you.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Beauregard III

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004





More like No Regard am I right?

Can I be Spritzy?

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




Mikujin posted:

Sign me up as Hickory.

Also... drat whatís up Miku???

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before


Lulu please

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




b-minus1 posted:

Lulu please

Too slow! Charity and the Detective are all thatís left

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007



I'll take detective, the most well-developed character

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




Alright thatís full then. Got a few things to do this morning and will get PMs out this afternoon

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

T.T.D.D.T.D.D

Thug lyfe.


yeet

Mikujin
May 25, 2010

(also a lightning rod)



Hal Incandenza posted:

Also... drat whatís up Miku???
I've been working full time while going to school full time so I've been too busy to put mental focus on stuff like mafia. But now I'm done with one, and my time and brain are free up.

Also: you the mafia good who was up in Alaska, Hal? I seem to recall someone was. And now I'm up here - at least for awhile longer.

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011



what the gently caress this filled up so fast. i replacement.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




I suppose you're wondering why I called you all here. I have reason to believe that not only was Agatha murdered, but that the murderer is right here in this room!

Everyone gasped and looked shocked at the detective... But could he be right? Who was this strange detective anyways, and what secrets might he hold? What secrets might any of them hold?
And most importantly, who killed Agatha!?



D1 begins now

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




I'm not going to apologize for my cropping deal with it

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (13): Anomalous Amalgam, b-minus1, CapitalistPig, GeneX, Hal Incandenza, Infinitum, Mikujin, Mr. Humalong, Mr. Steak, OMGVBFLOL, PMush Perfect, spacing in vienna, Tommunist

With 13 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is June 04th, 2019 at 9 p.m. PDT -- that's in about 3 days.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Seeing as how I'm the Driver

##vote Mr. Humalong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA

Mikujin
May 25, 2010

(also a lightning rod)



Gotta

##vote Hal Incandenza

for old times sake.

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

T.T.D.D.T.D.D

Thug lyfe.


OP posted:

Humalogn

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Infinitum posted:

Seeing as how I'm the Driver

##vote Mr. Humalong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA



##vote Mr. Humalong

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmj2b28oBnM

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


So, a path lays before us. A path reading it is.

first, the significator. the card that rules our path overall, setting the tone for the reading

The Ten Of Wands


Force detached from its spiritual sources. It is become a blind Force; so, the most violent form of that particular energy, without any modifying influences. The flames in the back ground of the card have run wild. It is Fire in its most destructive aspect.

Stupid and obstinate cruelty from which there is no escape. It is a Will which has not understood anything beyond its dull purpose, its "lust of result", and will devour itself in the conflagrations it has evoked.

This does not bode well for our situation.

the second card of the hand, for current thoughts:

The Priestess


Purity. Devotion. Law. Virginity.

Pure, exalted and gracious influence enters the matter. Hence, change, alternation, increase and decrease, fluctuation. There is, however, a liability to be led away by enthusiasm; one may become "moon-struck" unless careful balance is maintained.

I believe the cards are telling us that, in spite of the looming and pervasive oppression, stupidity, and cruelty of our situation, there is a guiding presence who stands among it. I do not presume to know who this is, but I have a hunch.

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


I will continue the reading later.

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?




Lipstick Apathy

Speaking of virginity, do you remember Mrs. Hawkins' eldest? I went to her wedding and would you believe it, that girl had the audacity to wear white. White! I can't believe her Mama didn't just die from shame. Everyone knows about her and the Edwards boy. Well, maybe everyone except that new husband of hers.

Of course, the apple didn't fall far from the tree with that one. Mrs. Hawkins claiming that girl was early. Showing at her own wedding, and wearing white to boot.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.


Oh dear, this is simply dreadful.

Lady Agatha may be gone, but her terrifying, imposing, and very clean bedroom isnít; Iíd love to be taken there, to really let out my moaning and groaning, since Iím so wrapped up in my grief that Iíve forgotten the mansionís layout!

Iíll need a hard and well-built - or alternatively demure and yet oh-so rigid - shoulder to lean on when there, too, so please, someone, especially someone named Clay or Parker, help a girl out?

Also dammit Beauregard creeps me out ##vote AA

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



Hello dear guests. I am here to serve you.

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



I'm phone bound so PLEASE bear with me

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Tommunist posted:

I'm phone bound so PLEASE bear with me

https://twitter.com/DennisFarrell/status/857268898508541955

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b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before


Hi

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