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 Welcome to 13 Dead End Drive Mafia, a game for 13 players Rules: Majority lynches, not plurality, which could allow for a no-lynch day -No quoting mod PMs. -No fake day actions -Days will be 2-4 days IRL -Nights should be no more than 24 hours -Try not to post after the hammer. I work 12 hour days with no forums access at work, so if you gun crazy kids lynch someone while I'm out, it may be a few hours before I can close the thread. Try and respect that. -To format your vote please type "##vote targetname" in bold ( [ b ] to bold, without the spaces, [ /b ] to close tags). ##unvote if you wish to remove your vote from someone but not put it on someone else yet. -If you lurk there will be consequences. -Have fun, it's a game. -I like to use new/weird roles, so if you don't like that you probably won't like this game. When you sign up, pick a character. Characters will not be tied to alignment or role, those will both be rng after the fact    Humalogn as The Detective: Sent to investigate for potential foul play Pmush as Poopsie: Aunt Agatha’s sadistic Persian cat who wants the money to be among the world’s richest pets. Tommunist as Smothers: The butler who served the family for over thirty years and now seeks to retire in style, cruising around the world and having people wait on him for a change. GeneX as Dusty: Conniving and seductive maid who wants the money to become a glamour model. AA as Beauregard III: Agatha’s lover, he made a trade of swindling recently deceased women. spacing in Vienna as Lulu: Agatha’s best friend and well known gossip who seeks to start a gossip column. binus as Charity: Agatha’s personal physician who wants to open her own practice. Inf as Parker: The Chauffeur who wishes to spend the money racing in the Indianapolis 500. Hal as Spritzy: Agatha’s hair stylist who wants to start her own salon. Mr.Steak as Clay: Agatha’s tennis coach, he needs the money to pay debts and retire. cpig as Pierre: Chef who seeks to finance his own TV show, Cooking for Profit. Mikujin as Hickory: The gardener who wants to start a theme park based on killer plants. OMGVBFLOL as Madame Astra: Agatha’s fortune teller, she believes her years of service will pay off by getting the the money.
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##sign up as Poopsy
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Jun 1, 2019 03:11
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Gimme Parker so I can drive everyone nuts https://i.imgur.com/peq46x1.mp4
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Jun 1, 2019 03:29
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Sign me up as Hickory.
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Jun 1, 2019 03:29
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I want this , please give me Pierre ty.
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Jun 1, 2019 03:31
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For the duration of this game, I will communicate only in cat memes.
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Jun 1, 2019 03:31
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Sign me up as smothers
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Jun 1, 2019 03:48
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I'm gonna Dust(y) the gently caress out of you all. That means murder. Maybe also sex. But mostly murder. (Sign me up as Dusty please!)
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Jun 1, 2019 04:43
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CLAY CLAY CLAY
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Jun 1, 2019 05:22
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dammit i wanted to be poopsie
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Jun 1, 2019 05:55
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ill be the fortune teller
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Jun 1, 2019 05:58
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PMush Perfect posted:For the duration of this game, I will communicate only in cat memes. i approve of this
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Jun 1, 2019 06:25
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I need to be Lulu please and thank you.
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Jun 1, 2019 07:39
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Beauregard III
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Jun 1, 2019 09:34
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Anomalous Amalgam posted:Beauregard III More like No Regard am I right? Can I be Spritzy?
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Jun 1, 2019 11:55
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Mikujin posted:Sign me up as Hickory. Also... drat what’s up Miku???
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Jun 1, 2019 11:56
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Lulu please
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Jun 1, 2019 12:24
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b-minus1 posted:Lulu please Too slow! Charity and the Detective are all that’s left
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Jun 1, 2019 15:36
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I'll take detective, the most well-developed character
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Jun 1, 2019 15:50
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Alright that’s full then. Got a few things to do this morning and will get PMs out this afternoon
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yeet
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Hal Incandenza posted:Also... drat what’s up Miku??? Also: you the mafia good who was up in Alaska, Hal? I seem to recall someone was. And now I'm up here - at least for awhile longer.
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Jun 1, 2019 19:54
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what the gently caress this filled up so fast. i replacement.
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Jun 2, 2019 03:43
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I suppose you're wondering why I called you all here. I have reason to believe that not only was Agatha murdered, but that the murderer is right here in this room! Everyone gasped and looked shocked at the detective... But could he be right? Who was this strange detective anyways, and what secrets might he hold? What secrets might any of them hold? And most importantly, who killed Agatha!?  D1 begins now
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Jun 2, 2019 03:58
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I'm not going to apologize for my cropping deal with it
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Jun 2, 2019 03:59
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Votecount for Day 1 Not Voting (13): Anomalous Amalgam, b-minus1, CapitalistPig, GeneX, Hal Incandenza, Infinitum, Mikujin, Mr. Humalong, Mr. Steak, OMGVBFLOL, PMush Perfect, spacing in vienna, TommunistWith 13 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is June 04th, 2019 at 9 p.m. PDT -- that's in about 3 days.
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Jun 2, 2019 03:59
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Seeing as how I'm the Driver ##vote Mr. Humalong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA
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Jun 2, 2019 04:01
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Gotta ##vote Hal Incandenza for old times sake.
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Jun 2, 2019 04:04
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OP posted:Humalogn
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Infinitum posted:Seeing as how I'm the Driver  ##vote Mr. Humalong
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So, a path lays before us. A path reading it is. first, the significator. the card that rules our path overall, setting the tone for the reading The Ten Of Wands  Force detached from its spiritual sources. It is become a blind Force; so, the most violent form of that particular energy, without any modifying influences. The flames in the back ground of the card have run wild. It is Fire in its most destructive aspect. Stupid and obstinate cruelty from which there is no escape. It is a Will which has not understood anything beyond its dull purpose, its "lust of result", and will devour itself in the conflagrations it has evoked. This does not bode well for our situation. the second card of the hand, for current thoughts: The Priestess  Purity. Devotion. Law. Virginity. Pure, exalted and gracious influence enters the matter. Hence, change, alternation, increase and decrease, fluctuation. There is, however, a liability to be led away by enthusiasm; one may become "moon-struck" unless careful balance is maintained. I believe the cards are telling us that, in spite of the looming and pervasive oppression, stupidity, and cruelty of our situation, there is a guiding presence who stands among it. I do not presume to know who this is, but I have a hunch.
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Jun 2, 2019 05:23
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I will continue the reading later.
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Jun 2, 2019 05:24
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Speaking of virginity, do you remember Mrs. Hawkins' eldest? I went to her wedding and would you believe it, that girl had the audacity to wear white. White! I can't believe her Mama didn't just die from shame. Everyone knows about her and the Edwards boy. Well, maybe everyone except that new husband of hers. Of course, the apple didn't fall far from the tree with that one. Mrs. Hawkins claiming that girl was early. Showing at her own wedding, and wearing white to boot.
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Jun 2, 2019 05:29
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Oh dear, this is simply dreadful. Lady Agatha may be gone, but her terrifying, imposing, and very clean bedroom isn’t; I’d love to be taken there, to really let out my moaning and groaning, since I’m so wrapped up in my grief that I’ve forgotten the mansion’s layout! I’ll need a hard and well-built - or alternatively demure and yet oh-so rigid - shoulder to lean on when there, too, so please, someone, especially someone named Clay or Parker, help a girl out? Also dammit Beauregard creeps me out ##vote AA
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Jun 2, 2019 06:17
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Hello dear guests. I am here to serve you.
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Jun 2, 2019 06:36
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I'm phone bound so PLEASE bear with me
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Jun 2, 2019 06:40
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Tommunist posted:I'm phone bound so PLEASE bear with me https://twitter.com/DennisFarrell/status/857268898508541955
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